FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest place you made out

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well guys let's see who tops it

Let's hear it guys ??????

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

I once made out I was a doorman at a Southend club and collected people's entrance fees.

I got about £75.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a weird place to do that? Suppose the store room in a church while a christening is going on would be the strangest. But there was more than kissing going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milton Keynes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roof of Alton Towers, in view of the passengers of the Oblivion ride and was full sex, not just making out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was given an amazing blow job in the vestibule between train carriages....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At eurodisny I once fucked a bird from spain who was dressed as Donald duck. The place itself wont weird - that was just behind the bins like normal. But wot was weird was they have a different word for almost evrything! Still, I realy made her holler!

Geddit? Cos hola is like a Spanish word for summat too;-)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Middle of Piccadilly Circus with a very nice young man, for about 20 mins in front of a bunch of rather shocked tourists.

For one.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Jet ski in Jamaica

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow guys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the centre of a pedestrian foot bridge over a dual carriage that lead to a tesco's store.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm where to begin back of removal lorry , back of BT van , ladies loo on cross channel ferry, train station waiting room, someone's front garden, balcony there's more lol , but I suppose strangest had to be top of a slide in a public park after dark

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Restaurant

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Mmm where to begin back of removal lorry , back of BT van , ladies loo on cross channel ferry, train station waiting room, someone's front garden, balcony there's more lol , but I suppose strangest had to be top of a slide in a public park after dark

Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy

I might add these where all in my youth lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Restaurant

Come on!

I met this guy in a pub at Xmas who I hadn't seen in 20 odd years. First thing he says to me?

"You're that guy who shagged that bird under the kitchen table at Chris' party!"

(and on the stairs and then the privacy of the bathroom but whatever)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Classy

I might add these where all in my youth lol "

Well, see above

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"Well guys let's see who tops it

Let's hear it guys ??????"

Hmmm. Loads of wierd places tbh. Oddest was likely in a school cleaning closest. Felt naughty back then suppsoe lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

In the cramped Toilet compartment of a National Express overnight coach!

Oh, the impulsiveness of youth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy

I might add these where all in my youth lol

Well, see above

But a little risk now and again is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tower of London

Bath pool park where the black panther left Leslie w to die

Inside a warrior

On top of a warrior

Up against a warrior

On a tomb

Palamari village in Cyprus

Near aushwitz

Lichfield cathedral

Up against a black hawk

To name a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahahah guys well done

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Classy

I might add these where all in my youth lol

Well, see above

But a little risk now and again is hot "

Of course

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Roof of Alton Towers, in view of the passengers of the Oblivion ride and was full sex, not just making out

Which roof? The only ones near are KFC/pizza hut if they still have the franchise. Single storey no roof access..

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

On top of Mount Sinai in the middle of the night. What can I say ? ... it was freezing cold for a start so extra body heat was very welcome, and overwhelmingly romantic with the most amazing star filled sky.

Disclaimer: Thirty years on I do appreciate it's an extremely sacred place for three major religions and wouldn't do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On top of Mount Sinai in the middle of the night. What can I say ? ... it was freezing cold for a start so extra body heat was very welcome, and overwhelmingly romantic with the most amazing star filled sky.

Disclaimer: Thirty years on I do appreciate it's an extremely sacred place for three major religions and wouldn't do it again

If it was up the bum, no harm done.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Disclaimer: Thirty years on I do appreciate it's an extremely sacred place for three major religions and wouldn't do it again

If it was up the bum, no harm done.

LOOOOOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer: Thirty years on I do appreciate it's an extremely sacred place for three major religions and wouldn't do it again

If it was up the bum, no harm done.

LOOOOOOL"

Anyway not one of them tablets said

'Thou shalt not fuck atop a mountain'

trust me I was an alter boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer: Thirty years on I do appreciate it's an extremely sacred place for three major religions and wouldn't do it again

Oh fuck you win! Hahaha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Disclaimer: Thirty years on I do appreciate it's an extremely sacred place for three major religions and wouldn't do it again

If it was up the bum, no harm done.

LOOOOOOL

Anyway not one of them tablets said

'Thou shalt not fuck atop a mountain'

trust me I was an alter boy "

And now you're fucking the Pope. Well done.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Disclaimer: Thirty years on I do appreciate it's an extremely sacred place for three major religions and wouldn't do it again

If it was up the bum, no harm done.

LOOOOOOL

Anyway not one of them tablets said

'Thou shalt not fuck atop a mountain'

trust me I was an alter boy "

Ha ha

It *wasnt* up the bum though !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roof of Alton Towers, in view of the passengers of the Oblivion ride and was full sex, not just making out

Which roof? The only ones near are KFC/pizza hut if they still have the franchise. Single storey no roof access.."

The lighter of the couple gives the heavier a boost, the heavier puts an arm or two down to drag start the second up.

See military training, proper prior planning promotes public promiscuousness properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer: Thirty years on I do appreciate it's an extremely sacred place for three major religions and wouldn't do it again

If it was up the bum, no harm done.

LOOOOOOL

Anyway not one of them tablets said

'Thou shalt not fuck atop a mountain'

trust me I was an alter boy

Ha ha

It *wasnt* up the bum though !

Well at least one of those religions is forgiving. Allegedly

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Cinema, then realised afterwards that the cameras have a pretty good vision of the blacked out theatre, monitors were next to the kiosk

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Roof of Alton Towers, in view of the passengers of the Oblivion ride and was full sex, not just making out

Which roof? The only ones near are KFC/pizza hut if they still have the franchise. Single storey no roof access..

The lighter of the couple gives the heavier a boost, the heavier puts an arm or two down to drag start the second up.

See military training, proper prior planning promotes public promiscuousness properly

Lol I nearly peed myself reading that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I nearly forgot on one of the coffin tables they used to have in underground in Camden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roof of Alton Towers, in view of the passengers of the Oblivion ride and was full sex, not just making out

Which roof? The only ones near are KFC/pizza hut if they still have the franchise. Single storey no roof access..

The lighter of the couple gives the heavier a boost, the heavier puts an arm or two down to drag start the second up.

See military training, proper prior planning promotes public promiscuousness properly

Lol I nearly peed myself reading that.... "

See they didn't trust me to lead men for nothing ..... oh hang on I was still a private when I left

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Restaurant

Come on!

I met this guy in a pub at Xmas who I hadn't seen in 20 odd years. First thing he says to me?

"You're that guy who shagged that bird under the kitchen table at Chris' party!"

(and on the stairs and then the privacy of the bathroom but whatever)"

Sorry it's not weird enough for you

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Top of the Empire states building..

That was sex does that count.

I was accused of being Australian at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No where, it hasn't happened at all yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top of the Empire states building..

That was sex does that count.

I was accused of being Australian at the time! "

Like angry sex then? Fucking anoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been made to squirt under table in restaurant before quite recently actually and full sex in communal stair well in block of flats as we was d*unk and horny and didn't quite make it into the flat

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

not shure but near the top was in a lazer quest in florida.behind a polystyrine boulder .no idea it was infer red camara onto a big screen outside.got a standing ovation and massive cheer when we came out of exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a blow job from a women at work in the taxi on the way back from an xmas party, which led to full on sex back at hers

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By *otty69Couple
over a year ago

bedford

Cinema. .. disable loos in Paris airport..train list goes on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my kitchen at home whilst next door my father and sisters were watching tv in the lounge next to the kitchen .. no lock or anything on it, I was only 18 year old.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

in the back of my work van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the lips.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

in the back of my work van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the lips.

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By *-ChelmoMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford/Edmonton

Probably the pool table of a pub I used to work at or the store room at a WH Smith I used to work in.

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Up a tree

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

"Up a tree"

tree house?

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

"Up a tree

tree house?

No tree house lol. A very sturdy large branch - to be fair I was only 16

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