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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin"

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin

Pardon? "

I sed

"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin"

Sorry if you dint here it proper the first time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cud type in captals if your hard of hearin

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Definitely take her to maccy d's and a strip club. Bitches love a good burger..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cud type in captals if your hard of hearin"

I too didnt understand it,do you have problems with spelling? And thats not a dig by the way

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough


"Definitely take her to maccy d's and a strip club. Bitches love a good burger.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cud type in captals if your hard of hearin

I too didnt understand it,do you have problems with spelling? And thats not a dig by the way"

No I aint go no probs with my spellin. Just other people seem to sumtimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely take her to maccy d's and a strip club. Bitches love a good burger.."

Too right!

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By *urhamlad1975Man
over a year ago

Co.Durham

Haha 40 year old and trying to talk like a young one. Haha.

Is it in text speak as you're still learning to spell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely take her to maccy d's and a strip club. Bitches love a good burger.."

She aint no bitch shes a right stunner.

That's work I thought, but she said yer get a better class of birds at a burlesqke do. Just wondrin with others thought

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

The Albert Hall is in SW7.

NE1 is a postcode I'm unfamiliar with so I'd check that if I were you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin"

Hes a proper cockerknee doncha know.....

https://youtu.be/qPVDdqh3-wQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cud type in captals if your hard of hearin

I too didnt understand it,do you have problems with spelling? And thats not a dig by the way"

On reflection, I think we all read precisely what you intended us to, hands up to falling for the ruse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Albert Hall is in SW7.

NE1 is a postcode I'm unfamiliar with so I'd check that if I were you. "

Haha so long as it isnt E17 eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Albert Hall is in SW7.

NE1 is a postcode I'm unfamiliar with so I'd check that if I were you. "

NE1 is Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Albert Hall is in SW7.

NE1 is a postcode I'm unfamiliar with so I'd check that if I were you. "

Its newcastle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin

Hes a proper cockerknee doncha know.....

https://youtu.be/qPVDdqh3-wQ

"

Haha how can yer tell? Ive bin in Manc for years now. Do miss them jellied eels tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin

Pardon? "

Some of the tiles fallen out of the Scrabble box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin

Pardon?

Some of the tiles fallen out of the Scrabble box "

Think that cheese has slid right of the cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olreet ? Tit looks dead classy.

Stik wiv tha mcdogburgers fa tha und tha missuz , tits much tew posh for tha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers. Any chance we cud get back too the subject? I thought it wud be the menshun of my missus that wud cause the problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Olreet ? Tit looks dead classy.

Stik wiv tha mcdogburgers fa tha und tha missuz , tits much tew posh for tha. "

Cheers mate. Thats wot I thought to (thum)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naaaa think i'll leave this thread...good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naaaa think i'll leave this thread...good luck"

Cheers mate. You wont be missed

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By *anther and gothic angelCouple
over a year ago

fairy land

It's absolutely amazing! I loved The Wam Bam Club, classy, sexy and funny.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP,

If you care to check the Royal Albert Hall website, it states the Event you've mentioned is sold out.

There are standing tickets only, no meal!

Is that classy enough for your missus, standing all evening?

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP,

If you care to check the Royal Albert Hall website, it states the Event you've mentioned is sold out.

There are standing tickets only, no meal!

Is that classy enough for your missus, standing all evening?

Just a thought "

Cheers mate, so you reckon macky ds first then?

And I wudnt worry Ive stood her up before haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's absolutely amazing! I loved The Wam Bam Club, classy, sexy and funny."

Thank you

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Macdonalds?

Boy, you really know how to impress a lady!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin

Hes a proper cockerknee doncha know.....

https://youtu.be/qPVDdqh3-wQ

"

Ere, ive just watched that vid. I dont reckon there real cockneys mate. They dint even say "Chin-chimmeny" once like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My missus wants me to take er there for valentines at the albert hall. Ne1 herd of them wud it be fun or wud I be better takin er to maccy d and speermint rhino again?

Ta for answerin

Hes a proper cockerknee doncha know.....

https://youtu.be/qPVDdqh3-wQ

Ere, ive just watched that vid. I dont reckon there real cockneys mate. They dint even say "Chin-chimmeny" once like"

WOTS WIV YOO MISS MAWY POPINS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get thee sen inn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get thee sen inn"

Aye lad, baint thart the troooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cudst tha naye watch tha wambam show, an ave a chippy tea onst wey tew otel yoof?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cudst tha naye watch tha wambam show, an ave a chippy tea onst wey tew otel yoof? "

Otel? Its valentimes not our bloody 25th weddin anniversery. Ill be drivin ome afterwoods while she flashes lorry drivers and givs me a blowie wiv any luck

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cudst tha naye watch tha wambam show, an ave a chippy tea onst wey tew otel yoof?

Otel? Its valentimes not our bloody 25th weddin anniversery. Ill be drivin ome afterwoods while she flashes lorry drivers and givs me a blowie wiv any luck

;-)"

Stop off fo tha pie chips an barmcake wiv peas on t' way ome then mucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cudst tha naye watch tha wambam show, an ave a chippy tea onst wey tew otel yoof?

Otel? Its valentimes not our bloody 25th weddin anniversery. Ill be drivin ome afterwoods while she flashes lorry drivers and givs me a blowie wiv any luck

;-)

Stop off fo tha pie chips an barmcake wiv peas on t' way ome then mucker "

Haha to "barmcake". even I kno its spelt "bukkake"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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So OP who is new to this all, how is life going? Decided on a venue yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So OP who is new to this all, how is life going? Decided on a venue yet? "

Thanks to one kind persons advice the show mite be a goodun. Aint fixed on meal yet. She seys she'd ptefer a subway so she wud be guarnteed a proper 6 inch for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A barmcake is a bap nay thee spooge duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldnt afford food in the albert docks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP a bloke left the site last night through bad spelling posts like yours

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Definitely take her to maccy d's and a strip club. Bitches love a good burger.."

bitches love a big mac or whopper so im told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP a bloke left the site last night through bad spelling posts like yours "

Did e hump or waz e bushed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A barmcake is a bap nay thee spooge duck"

Oh gotcha. I like a nice pair of baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yarp spooge on them bapses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP a bloke left the site last night through bad spelling posts like yours "

Thats gud. All the more pussy for the likes of me. :D

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