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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Gorden Kaye: 'Allo 'Allo!'s Rene Artois dies aged 75

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38718282

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Did you know that show lasted longer than the German occupation of France?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

That makes me sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too slow

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You're too slow "

Shh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a comedy genius for sure sadly there is no comedy anymore

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can we have some jokes about the Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best one liner was the policeman who said " I was just pissing by the door when I heard 2 shits " classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they were more pointed than big oh sorry got the wrong one !

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Listen very carefully; I shall say this only once..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Capt. Hans Geering: Do you not see that if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, then you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!

René: Simple plans are always the best.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"Can we have some jokes about the Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies?"

Just having to clear up the coffee I just spat out.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I remember watching it back in the day, but it didn't age well.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I remember watching it back in the day, but it didn't age well.

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No, it was frankly dreadful

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Man of a thousand faces, every one the same."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's one of those actors that I assumed was already dead....RIP all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwww that's sad news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's one of those actors that I assumed was already dead....RIP all the same"

Exactly what I thought when I seen this....could have sworn he had died years ago

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"He's one of those actors that I assumed was already dead....RIP all the same

Exactly what I thought when I seen this....could have sworn he had died years ago"

"What a mistake-a to make-a."

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"He's one of those actors that I assumed was already dead....RIP all the same

Exactly what I thought when I seen this....could have sworn he had died years ago"

What you are possibly getting mixed up with was he was seriously injured with head injuries in a road accident in 1990, but he survived and returned to work on the series.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember watching it back in the day, but it didn't age well.

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Definitely one to remember fondly rather than actually watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww that's made me sad. Xxx

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Was it foul play? I was pissing by the window and I heard a shat!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

RIP Renè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one that I thought was already dead....I really should pay more attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww Renè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's one of those actors that I assumed was already dead....RIP all the same

Exactly what I thought when I seen this....could have sworn he had died years ago

What you are possibly getting mixed up with was he was seriously injured with head injuries in a road accident in 1990, but he survived and returned to work on the series."

Ah I think I remember now.....didn't a tree fall on his car in a storm?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

Awww Renè "

Oh, my dicky ticker!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I remember watching it back in the day, but it didn't age well.

No, it was frankly dreadful"

About in the same league as Hi-de-Hi!

RIP all the same.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Who can honestly say they don't find mispronounced vowel sounds interminably funny?

Clearly the writers did.

Great actor. Great bloke. Crap series.

If it's any consolation to those who think it hasn't aged well. Ok it hasn't. But don't worry. It was crap,the first time round. A bit like Are You Being Servded and It Ain't Half Hot Mum, then.

There. I've said it!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"God Moaning. The resist-once have accqo-aired a bum. They are going to ex-plod the whaleway brodge."

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By *eaded_BazMan
over a year ago

Truro


"He's one of those actors that I assumed was already dead....RIP all the same

Exactly what I thought when I seen this....could have sworn he had died years ago

What you are possibly getting mixed up with was he was seriously injured with head injuries in a road accident in 1990, but he survived and returned to work on the series.

Ah I think I remember now.....didn't a tree fall on his car in a storm? "

I believe it was something from a bridge whilst he was driving but I could be wrong, suffered serious head injury, you could see the scar in his later career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's one of those actors that I assumed was already dead....RIP all the same

Exactly what I thought when I seen this....could have sworn he had died years ago

What you are possibly getting mixed up with was he was seriously injured with head injuries in a road accident in 1990, but he survived and returned to work on the series.

Ah I think I remember now.....didn't a tree fall on his car in a storm?

I believe it was something from a bridge whilst he was driving but I could be wrong, suffered serious head injury, you could see the scar in his later career "

aye suffered serious head injuries in a car accident during the Burns' Day storm on 25 January 1990.[12] Although he could not afterwards remember any details of the incident, he retained a scar on his forehead from a piece of wooden advertising boarding that smashed through the car windscreen. Writing in his memoirs, 'Allo 'Allo! co-writer Jeremy Lloyd said he visited Kaye in hospital, adding "I believe part of his recovery was due to his agent getting a video and showing reruns of 'Allo 'Allo! to remind him who he was."[2]

Wikipedias answer

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Would you like to come for a ride in my little tank?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was my late father's most favourite programme. The quotes he used to make from it were so funny.

Oh Rene

My heart goes boom-titi-boom-titi-boom

Listen to me carefully, I shall say this only once...

Genius

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