FabSwingers.com forum: What are they trying to sell you ?

By *crumdiddlyumptious OP Man
over a year ago

By looking at their profile pictures,

What would the person above you be advertising in a TV advert and during what program/movie,

Before or after the 9 o'clock watershed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curtains lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curtains lol"

Face pic portraits

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Persil for the curtains - very after the watershed though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Curtains lol

Face pic portraits

Stencils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Persil for the curtains - very after the watershed though

Carming tablets for horses

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Persil for the curtains - very after the watershed though

Carming tablets for horses

xxx"

guns and roses.

(no idea off your pics).

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Persil for the curtains - very after the watershed though

Carming tablets for horses

xxx

guns and roses.

(no idea off your pics)."

A tattoo parlour or a convention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair dye

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Chickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot Noodles

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Souls

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

A bumper selection of interesting boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A bumper selection of interesting boxers "

They ain't for sale, lady

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Diamond jo would be selling under garments or a EDM record!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Music"

Grand pianos

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Dirty underwear

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Dirty underwear"

Washing powder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder"

Used books

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books"

Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump"

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change...."

Stennah stairlifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

Stennah stairlifts. "

All the hair products.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

Stennah stairlifts.

All the hair products."

Daz washing powder.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

Stennah stairlifts.

All the hair products.

Daz washing powder.

Eve. X"

Porno DVD's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

Stennah stairlifts. "

All the hair products.

Especially the ones that leave you feeling like you just stepped out of a salon

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

Stennah stairlifts.

All the hair products.

Especially the ones that leave you feeling like you just stepped out of a salon "

Sex wax

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Saga Holidays

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

Stennah stairlifts.

All the hair products.

Especially the ones that leave you feeling like you just stepped out of a salon "

Cheap coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

Stennah stairlifts.

All the hair products.

Especially the ones that leave you feeling like you just stepped out of a salon "

A course on effective stripping....and I don't mean wallpaper!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dirty underwear

Washing powder

Used books

Trump

My pics give that impression? Might be time for a change....

Stennah stairlifts.

All the hair products.

Especially the ones that leave you feeling like you just stepped out of a salon

Sex wax

Polyester night gowns

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nothing - oh the joy of being sold nothing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Nothing - oh the joy of being sold nothing

Steam cleaner

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Saga Holidays"

Thought you were one of their reps joe? (Sex and great anal holidays)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Saga Holidays

Thought you were one of their reps joe? (Sex and great anal holidays)"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Saga Holidays

Thought you were one of their reps joe? (Sex and great anal holidays)"

Bibles

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

[Removed by poster at 23/01/17 16:50:55]

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sunday condoms, holy ones

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Sunday condoms, holy ones "

Sell me up the river!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A small Hadron Collider (fits in yr pocket)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunday condoms, holy ones

Sell me up the river!! "

Camping gear

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Sunday condoms, holy ones

Sell me up the river!!

Camping gear

Soap.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sunday condoms, holy ones

Sell me up the river!!

Camping gear

Gin lots of gin...free samples too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunday condoms, holy ones

Sell me up the river!!

Camping gear

Soap. "

Flanges!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Real estate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wings!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Camel toes and chicken lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate "

Razors

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Eva Braun's knickers

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Chocolate

Razors

Their body for £3.60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Honey is advertising an ITV nature documentary studying the hunting and mating rituals of the lesser fingered, bareback rump bird.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Horse shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse shit"

For the roses darling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse shit

For the roses darling x"

Fancy beds

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Horse shit

For the roses darling x

Fancy beds"

For the roses, darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse shit

For the roses darling x

Fancy beds

For the roses, darling"

2016 pants callendar

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Bottles of bodily fluids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse shit

For the roses darling x

Fancy beds

For the roses, darling

2016 pants callendar"

That's a calendar with pants on... Not sayin it's pants like... I'll stop now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horse shit

For the roses darling x

Fancy beds

For the roses, darling

2016 pants callendar

That's a calendar with pants on... Not sayin it's pants like... I'll stop now "

A thesaurus.

That's a book explaining words, not a dinosaur

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Horse shit

For the roses darling x

Fancy beds

For the roses, darling

2016 pants callendar

That's a calendar with pants on... Not sayin it's pants like... I'll stop now "

Towels

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Horse shit

For the roses darling x

Fancy beds

For the roses, darling

2016 pants callendar

That's a calendar with pants on... Not sayin it's pants like... I'll stop now

A thesaurus.

That's a book explaining words, not a dinosaur

Train tickets

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Second-hand cars

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Second-hand cars"

* bangers

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Second-hand cars

* bangers"

Bowler hats

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Second-hand cars

* bangers

Bowler hats "

You might need an umbrella that doubles as a sword to go with that, madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infra-red detection equipment

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Voodoo water

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lies"

And damn lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lies

And damn lies"

Viagra

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Lies

And damn lies

Viagra"

Male hair loss treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lies

And damn lies

Viagra"

One cup bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Persil for the curtains - very after the watershed though

Carming tablets for horses

xxx

guns and roses.

(no idea off your pics)."

Spend nearly 70 quid last nite on gnr stuff.

xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snake oil"

Heaven

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Jump leads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snake oil"
...........is that for me? If so I'm impressed

xxx

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Snake oil...........is that for me? If so I'm impressed

xxx"

Bath bombs

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Jump leads "
half d*unk glass of red wine, slightly wilted blue flower and supermix with a the jelly babies scarfed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Jump leads half d*unk glass of red wine, slightly wilted blue flower and supermix with a the jelly babies scarfed"

They are the free gifts.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A cock cage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock cage"

Cheap records and decent boxers collection

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

"A cock cage

Cheap records and decent boxers collection

Socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft White Buns,2pck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Soft White Buns,2pck"

* baps, luv, nice pair 'o baps for tea

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Soft White Buns,2pck

* baps, luv, nice pair 'o baps for tea"

A dripping crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft White Buns,2pck

* baps, luv, nice pair 'o baps for tea"

Saga holidays

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Soft White Buns,2pck

* baps, luv, nice pair 'o baps for tea

A dripping crumpet "

Slathered in Nutella....

*drooolz*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Soft White Buns,2pck

* baps, luv, nice pair 'o baps for tea

Saga holidays

A weekend in February

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft White Buns,2pck

* baps, luv, nice pair 'o baps for tea

Saga holidays

A weekend in February"
*checks diary.... yes ..I'm free all month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft White Buns,2pck

* baps, luv, nice pair 'o baps for tea

A dripping crumpet

Slathered in Nutella....

*drooolz*"

This is what I had for tea! #spooky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft White Buns,2pck

* baps, luv, nice pair 'o baps for tea

A dripping crumpet

Slathered in Nutella....

*drooolz*

This is what I had for tea! #spooky!"

Diamonds

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just jo - knickers and vest tops - i love vest tops btw

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Boxers"

Bum implants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just jo - knickers and vest tops - i love vest tops btw"

Same here ...you wouldn't know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just jo - knickers and vest tops - i love vest tops btw

Same here ...you wouldn't know it

i need a purple one but im fussy - i might come and nick yours whilst you make a brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Jo...knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just jo - knickers and vest tops - i love vest tops btw

Same here ...you wouldn't know it

i need a purple one but im fussy - i might come and nick yours whilst you make a brew

Primarni I go crazy in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just jo - knickers and vest tops - i love vest tops btw

Same here ...you wouldn't know it

i need a purple one but im fussy - i might come and nick yours whilst you make a brew

Primarni I go crazy in there

i need a scoop neck or a little dip in the front - im a fussy cow - but off to e of bay to have a nosy

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