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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having not had sex for a year now (i know its shocking!!! and positive most of you would be climbing walls) but this warmer weather is making me frisky..

Im beginning to masturbate more and feeling a lot more healthier (if thats the right word) for it.

Watch out all you sexy men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a year? Amateur.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a year is a long time :D

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"a year is a long time :D"

I once did 6mths celibate, that was hard work, whish I hadn't broke it quite when I did though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yipppeeeee

Now those of us living outside the South West can at least dream...

And when I am going down the M5 the week after next, I can dream and drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol jim, its still difficult to get nights off, but am trying. First time will be odd and will have to be a total stranger (no way am i gonna sleep with someone i kinda know only for me to be totally shit lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I know you? Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I know you? Who are you? "

lol i like you efforts, however sadly your not my type x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a year is a long time :D"

Relative to six months it is. Relative to three years (at least) it's a breeze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a year is a long time :D

Relative to six months it is. Relative to three years (at least) it's a breeze."

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I once went 10 years without a drink, but I got proper shitfaced on my 10th birthday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boom tish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once went 11 years without sex

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

After my previous partner died I went 11 years without sexual contact with another person, initially through grief, then poor health.

....So, relative to a year....easy peasy, relative to 3 years...still pretty much a doddle

However in the past 38 years (since I was 14) length of time without an orgasm is probably less than a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longest for me was five years, didn't miss it at all. To be honest, although I enjoy the times I have it - and with a partner it's more regular - I'm still not that fussed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

However in the past 38 years (since I was 14) length of time without an orgasm is probably less than a week "

Tying this in with the blood thread, can we not organise a National Orgasm Transfusion service?

Donate a shudder or a gush to some poor person suffering from chronic celibacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a year is a long time :D

Relative to six months it is. Relative to three years (at least) it's a breeze.

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After a year you stop missing it. And then you get a one night stand and wish you'd just gone home for a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a year is a long time :D

Relative to six months it is. Relative to three years (at least) it's a breeze.

crumbs

After a year you stop missing it. And then you get a one night stand and wish you'd just gone home for a wank."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

However in the past 38 years (since I was 14) length of time without an orgasm is probably less than a week

Tying this in with the blood thread, can we not organise a National Orgasm Transfusion service?

Donate a shudder or a gush to some poor person suffering from chronic celibacy."

ME ME ME ME

Im first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should add it was partly out of choice, as I'm not a big pub goer. I have so many interests that other people are often just a distraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ME ME ME ME

Im first "

Are you donating or having a trembler transfusion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i need a transfusion ...def transfusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost mine fa 18 months once it was a right bugger glad ta here yours is returning xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost mine fa 18 months once it was a right bugger glad ta here yours is returning xx

"

i feel loads happier, was getting in a right panic because id always been active with a healthy apatite for sex,

there are a few reasons i could put my libido loss down too, but im just glad its coming back.. feel normal again :D

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When I read the title of this thread I sort of hoped it was some news about one of the Mo characters off of Eastenders coming back to the show.

Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a feisty young lady with the horn.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"lol jim, its still difficult to get nights off, but am trying. First time will be odd and will have to be a total stranger (no way am i gonna sleep with someone i kinda know only for me to be totally shit lol)"

I'm your man. I'm recently divorced, been used to shit sex for a while.

And i'm v. grateful.

PS double guarantee with it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol jim, its still difficult to get nights off, but am trying. First time will be odd and will have to be a total stranger (no way am i gonna sleep with someone i kinda know only for me to be totally shit lol)"

You're gonna have to get a hoover and suck all the cobwebs out! (bloody nice on ya clit too, so it is!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I read the title of this thread I sort of hoped it was some news about one of the Mo characters off of Eastenders coming back to the show.

Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a feisty young lady with the horn. "

sorry to dissapoint you funkster

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"When I read the title of this thread I sort of hoped it was some news about one of the Mo characters off of Eastenders coming back to the show.

Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a feisty young lady with the horn.

sorry to dissapoint you funkster "

No no it's OK... fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No no it's OK... fancy a fuck?"

im not desperate, but suppose..

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

My worst spell was in excess of 4 years but before that it was sporadic at best! Things are much better these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst spell was 13 years. That being the first 13 years of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No no it's OK... fancy a fuck?"

Ha! It's alright for you! You're in her age range!

.

-flounces off to the corner and sulks

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Maurice Johnston coming back? As a manger? Really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

No no it's OK... fancy a fuck?

Ha! It's alright for you! You're in her age range!

.

-flounces off to the corner and sulks"

lol so funny. Funkster lives other end of the country, plus he isnt meeting so its pretty much impossible it would ever happen

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"My worst spell was in excess of 4 years but before that it was sporadic at best! Things are much better these days "

It seemed much longer

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"a year is a long time :D

I once did 6mths celibate, that was hard work, whish I hadn't broke it quite when I did though. "

aye,those broken arms,

can take a while to heal.

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