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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Tell me your best or most favourite jokes,

What's invisible and smells of carrots....

Bugs Bunny's farts!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm trying to think of some that aren't deeply offensive

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

We sent Prince Harry to Afghanistan. Because when you want to teach people about democracy, you send them a prince. You teach them about peace and democracy by having a prince shoot at them from a helicopter.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"We sent Prince Harry to Afghanistan. Because when you want to teach people about democracy, you send them a prince. You teach them about peace and democracy by having a prince shoot at them from a helicopter."

Can't beat Frankie Boyle.

I like Masai Graham's:

What do you call a girl with one eye? Claire.x

What do you call a girl with no eyes? Clare.x

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Why are pubic hairs so curly?

So they don't poke out your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my wife came out of hospital, the doctor said "Remember, just light house work for 6 months"

We don't even live in a lighthouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bought one of those abba toilet seats....

What a loo!

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