FabSwingers.com forum: Would you skip work?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today is that type of day. You know the one.

it's an 8, maybe a nine.

I've got a busy week but could easily put off what needs doing today and do do it tomorrow.

How many have skipped work for a naughty rendezvous?

Who could blow off work today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't work Monday's, and yes I've skipped out of work more than once because of fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't work Monday's, and yes I've skipped out of work more than once because of fab "

I work Mondays if you take the idea that I turn up.

And don't worry. Your secret is safe, it won't go any further than the internet.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No I wouldn't do that today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I would not dream of it! And I certainly haven't spent the last hour rearranging work so that I can meet a gorgeously hot and sexy lady

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"No I wouldn't do that today

i think the lady does protest her innocents to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I want a day off I book leave. I have too much respect for my employer, colleagues and the families I work with to throw a sickie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a contract to look after so could not just drop everything just for a meet

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By *evon1Man
over a year ago

north devon

I'm self employed, so yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive managed to swap a shift but not just skipped work - i couldnt let my workmates down that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm self employed, so yes

It has its advantages.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Only had 4 sick days in 25 years of work. And they were genuine. Plus my employer also provides my healthcare so they'd know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it's not in my work ethic to throw a sickie.

I book time off if I want it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today is that type of day. You know the one.

it's an 8, maybe a nine.

I've got a busy week but could easily put off what needs doing today and do do it tomorrow.

How many have skipped work for a naughty rendezvous?

Who could blow off work today? "

Last Monday was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, some things are more important that casual sex.

My job pays me wages to support my family, i'd not jeopodise that.

Besides i only work part-time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't work Monday's, and yes I've skipped out of work more than once because of fab

I work Mondays if you take the idea that I turn up.

And don't worry. Your secret is safe, it won't go any further than the internet.

I'm pretty sure my boss knows, he's pretty cool and apparently I leave with a sprightly step in my walk

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I wouldn't throw a sickie because it will be leaving my colleagues in the deep end. I've not done it before and won't start now.

On the other hand I'm almost at the end of my scheme so apart from a few placements, I mainly have reports and presentations to do and I can put those on hold quite successfully without detriment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly, it's the biggest advantage of being self employed and provides the best or only possibility of me being able to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I booked a day off this week in anticipation but sadly my plans have fallen through ??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No I wouldn't do that today

i think the lady does protest her innocents to much

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've never thrown a sickie when I've not been sick. My Mum always said if you don't go to school, you can't go out in the evening and I wanted to go out at night.

I like my work ethic. There are days when I could happily stay in bed. I just don't cause it's not the right thing to do. That and I love my job... it helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have taken the day off of work before for some naughtiness.

I have also done so just to get a few hours more sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well look at that. I'm now trying to figure 5 days of jobs into 4.

I need a day of naughtyness, and their too many people here enjoy working.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I took today off but my naughty plans have fallen through

I've never thrown a sickie for sex though, I'd feel really guilty dropping my colleagues in the shit!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I took today off but my naughty plans have fallen through

I've never thrown a sickie for sex though, I'd feel really guilty dropping my colleagues in the shit!

I've took today off due to the freezing fog making work dam near impossible first thing .

what I wouldn't do for a local social right now to make the most of a day not spent working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my job is quit autonomous, I can take an hour or two out of my day. Also I am usually in a hotel somewhere and can host there in the evenings.

So quit flexible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I took today off but my naughty plans have fallen through

I've never thrown a sickie for sex though, I'd feel really guilty dropping my colleagues in the shit!

(Working out rout as I type

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I do 4 on 4 off, so plenty of time off work for fun. Off today and about to drag myself out of bed and head to Kestrels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't phone in sick for a fab meet. I need the money and my employer is the type that would give me less hours the following week if I pulled a sicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today is that type of day. You know the one.

it's an 8, maybe a nine.

I've got a busy week but could easily put off what needs doing today and do do it tomorrow.

How many have skipped work for a naughty rendezvous?

Who could blow off work today? "

I work from home when not travelling overseas so yep it's very easy to both put off today what can be done tomorrow and choose fun over work... it's to easy infact

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By *-ChelmoMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford/Edmonton

I don't start till the afternoon anyway so I can't really have an excuse to bunk off. Although some days are a struggle to go in because of the weather (working outside). That being said I've always worked later in the day anyway.

Only had a couple of sick days since I've started work at 15 anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im doing it thursday. got a very sexy meet planned at a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part time work does have its advantages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately in my profession if I skip work it creates a lot of pressure and puts life's at risk....so not something I would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it's not in my work ethic to throw a sickie.

I book time off if I want it."

Exactly!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I wouldn't skip work but I've swapped shifts or booked last minute annual leave for meets before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish u cld but bills need to be paid need to her that money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't skip work for sex... those burgers and fries aren't going to make themselves.... I need to be there to feed the people.

So the next time you're in McDonald's , please be nice to the staff..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self employed so can loose a day here and there within reason dependent on contracts.

Easy at the moment but from March onwards no chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

In bed now

but I work from home & i'm quieter in the winter. H is a department of one, and as she's currently working on stuff four months ahead the odd day doesn't hurt.

No sick pay so not taking money off the ole employer either, so no guilt there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm my own boss so can usually take time off whenever I like - just as well, as I love a daytime rendezvous; a morning, afternoon, or all day enjoying sensual pleasures - what could be better?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How many have skipped work for a naughty rendezvous?

Who could blow off work today? "

You are discussing my MO.

Aside from the fact that I work from home with minimal supervision (WEYHEYY!!) even when I worked in offices I'd slip off for a long lunch or have a 'meeting' on the other side of town today.

Really.

All those people who sit their complaining about "There's not enough time to do my job", whilst faffing about on Facebook or avoiding some sodding spreadsheet should really look at how more efficient they could be, thusly accumulating a fair amount of unnoticed free time.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm working from home this afternoon" = accidental 3sum in Kennington

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You look flushed, [Joe], ready for the meeting?" = found someone to fuck in the lunch hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done it a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn't. Without work where would you be?

This is why I can't employ anyone... peoples work ethics are poor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind working so don't pull sickies. If it were for a shag I'd see if I could take some annual leave last minute if I didn't have any deadlines.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Dammit! There's a flood from the flat upstairs! Sorry, I'll be in when I can." = I've found another fair weather friend

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

""Dammit! There's a flood from the flat upstairs! Sorry, I'll be in when I can." = I've found another fair weather friend"

I think with that one I also pulled an afternoon off a month later by saying the insurance assessors were visiting.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Just remembered something awful from the vaults.

'Bout 10/11 years ago it was staff conference day, only I rang up my boss and made up some story about having to look after the child next door because the mum had some kind of family emergency.

Went to a PLUSH hotel in South Kensington and fucked this amazing guy.

Christ.

Then I went back to then end of the conference for the drinks and everyone said what a good neighbour I'd been.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

as much as I'd have loved a naughty time today with a sexy lady. I've found myself working.

You guys are the worst friends ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't. Without work where would you be?

This is why I can't employ anyone... peoples work ethics are poor. "

Some of us are just lucky and can do our work that evening/night instead - so we can manoeuvre around 'normal' office hours. Flexible working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't. Without work where would you be?

This is why I can't employ anyone... peoples work ethics are poor.

Some of us are just lucky and can do our work that evening/night instead - so we can manoeuvre around 'normal' office hours. Flexible working "

Ah that's not the same as skipping. Skipping to me sounds like pulling a sicky

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"No I wouldn't. Without work where would you be?

This is why I can't employ anyone... peoples work ethics are poor.

Some of us are just lucky and can do our work that evening/night instead - so we can manoeuvre around 'normal' office hours. Flexible working

Ah that's not the same as skipping. Skipping to me sounds like pulling a sicky"

Yep, for our few hours of bliss I'll be in a cold worship well into the evening tonight, but I don't mind, sometimes us parents need some kid free time together.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't skip work but often skip housework

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"No I wouldn't. Without work where would you be?

This is why I can't employ anyone... peoples work ethics are poor.

Some of us are just lucky and can do our work that evening/night instead - so we can manoeuvre around 'normal' office hours. Flexible working

Ah that's not the same as skipping. Skipping to me sounds like pulling a sicky

Yep, for our few hours of bliss I'll be in a cold worship well into the evening tonight, but I don't mind, sometimes us parents need some kid free time together.

Workshop ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do 4 on 4 off, so plenty of time off work for fun. Off today and about to drag myself out of bed and head to Kestrels.

Is there any playing go No matter N in kestrels or is it more so a place to relax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't. Without work where would you be?

This is why I can't employ anyone... peoples work ethics are poor.

Some of us are just lucky and can do our work that evening/night instead - so we can manoeuvre around 'normal' office hours. Flexible working

Ah that's not the same as skipping. Skipping to me sounds like pulling a sicky"

No. that's pulling a sicky.

I'd have preferred to have had some fun than doing the job I had to do.

It's now done.

I still would have preferred to have been rolling around a floor with a sexy woman instead. I don't love my job enough to ever want to go to work, rather than enjoy a sexy encounter.

Are you all mad?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Work isn't the only thing I blew off today

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Self employees can blow of a work day when ever I feel like

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Self employees can blow of a work day when ever I feel like"

But when I do it I still get paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as fuck here. Twice!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Guilty as fuck here. Twice!

Naughty

fun isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying booked on at work and being paid to misbehave even more exquisite!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I'd never skip work, take a sicky etc

But I would and do adjust the times and days appropriately.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I wouldnt for a meet,I do shift work and on my old profile I had people who suggested I take a weekend sicky as they were horny.

I never did as it's not just other staff that rely on you in health care .

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I look forward to reading the review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work for local govt of course,on minimum wage of course, work for a boss or company that cares about its labour force and welfare never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I look forward to reading the review

Oh, I clearly said earlier that I wasn't doing any such thing though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I look forward to reading the review

Oh, I clearly said earlier that I wasn't doing any such thing though...

Yeah yeah yeah and I'm Mother Theresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the same, but we have both moved work about to have the first couple of days in February.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I look forward to reading the review

Oh, I clearly said earlier that I wasn't doing any such thing though...

Yeah yeah yeah and I'm Mother Theresa

Aha! In that case... Can you do me a confessional? Sister Lisa's isn't until Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today is that type of day. You know the one.

it's an 8, maybe a nine.

I've got a busy week but could easily put off what needs doing today and do do it tomorrow.

How many have skipped work for a naughty rendezvous?

Who could blow off work today? "
Did it last Thursday. Had an AMAZING days fun as a result

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I don't want to hear any moaning from you on the Thursday rant thread about being behind at work because you took the day off to mess around or whatever

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Last Wednesday afternoon and the Friday afternoon before new year.

It was worth it both times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need. That's what flexitime was invented for. I'm not a skiver, I plan my meets in advance and make sure no one else is left to pick up my work.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Today is that type of day. You know the one.

it's an 8, maybe a nine.

I've got a busy week but could easily put off what needs doing today and do do it tomorrow.

How many have skipped work for a naughty rendezvous?

Who could blow off work today? "

No never

My patients come first before fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I don't want to hear any moaning from you on the Thursday rant thread about being behind at work because you took the day off to mess around or whatever

Miss H ruining my thursday rant mumble grumble

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"No need. That's what flexitime was invented for. I'm not a skiver, I plan my meets in advance and make sure no one else is left to pick up my work. "

Lovely lovely flexitime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I look forward to reading the review

Oh, I clearly said earlier that I wasn't doing any such thing though...

Yeah yeah yeah and I'm Mother Theresa

Aha! In that case... Can you do me a confessional? Sister Lisa's isn't until Sunday

You're beyond redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need. That's what flexitime was invented for. I'm not a skiver, I plan my meets in advance and make sure no one else is left to pick up my work. "

I keep pushing for flexitime, it's a bit harder in my field but not impossible to manage. Just need to the old way of thinking to retire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need. That's what flexitime was invented for. I'm not a skiver, I plan my meets in advance and make sure no one else is left to pick up my work.

I keep pushing for flexitime, it's a bit harder in my field but not impossible to manage. Just need to the old way of thinking to retire!"

It's by far the best perk of my job. And it's great that it applies to everyone, so you have people who use it because of childcare or other caring responsibilities, people who have an easier commute because they've got a choice of when to travel, and people like me who just like a lie in and the occasional afternoon off to shag someone in a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today is that type of day. You know the one.

it's an 8, maybe a nine.

I've got a busy week but could easily put off what needs doing today and do do it tomorrow.

How many have skipped work for a naughty rendezvous?

Who could blow off work today? "

I wouldnt ever do that.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

it's an 8, maybe a nine.

Maybe nine and a half in 4 beers time?

#mikeskinnergenius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I look forward to reading the review

Oh, I clearly said earlier that I wasn't doing any such thing though...

Yeah yeah yeah and I'm Mother Theresa

Aha! In that case... Can you do me a confessional? Sister Lisa's isn't until Sunday

You're beyond redemption

Alas, you may be right. Perhaps I should just resign myself to a life of debauchery and hedonism. A hellish prospect indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need. That's what flexitime was invented for. I'm not a skiver, I plan my meets in advance and make sure no one else is left to pick up my work.

I keep pushing for flexitime, it's a bit harder in my field but not impossible to manage. Just need to the old way of thinking to retire!

I may well leave the last perk out of my business pitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need. That's what flexitime was invented for. I'm not a skiver, I plan my meets in advance and make sure no one else is left to pick up my work.

I keep pushing for flexitime, it's a bit harder in my field but not impossible to manage. Just need to the old way of thinking to retire!

I may well leave the last perk out of my business pitch

But it's very good for productivity and employee stress levels

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's worth working extra to catchup on the rest of the weekdays. Naughty, but definitely worth it

I don't want to hear any moaning from you on the Thursday rant thread about being behind at work because you took the day off to mess around or whatever

Miss H ruining my thursday rant mumble grumble

My reputation precedes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The odd extended lunch break...for a social meet in town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't. Without work where would you be?

This is why I can't employ anyone... peoples work ethics are poor.

Some of us are just lucky and can do our work that evening/night instead - so we can manoeuvre around 'normal' office hours. Flexible working

Ah that's not the same as skipping. Skipping to me sounds like pulling a sicky"

Yes, agree - throwing a sickie just for a quick knee-trembler is pretty pathetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work isn't the only thing I blew off today

You had bad wind?

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