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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Experience Alcohol wise? You know the " Never Again room spinners"

Mine was my 30th Birthday, drank a litre and a half of Gin, Missed most of the day after and felt like I was made of egg shells for about a week

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Over a bottle of rum !!!

Going to The toilet and getting knocked down with stairs by some bloke walking up, bounced right to the bottom , and giving up in hospital with suspected brain damage as I was unconscious for over 24 hours !!! But think it was the rum that caused the black out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was when I was in my early 20's and went to a beer and cider festival, I drank so much I don't remember getting back to my friends house lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night at uni, went off with my friends brother down some alley and had to stop as I felt ill, got out the main road and was spectacularly ill everywhere!

Haven't d*unk like that since!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Mine was on St Davids day when I was about 19. I entered a raw leek eating competition (who could eat a raw leek the fastest), I won. The prize was 30 pounds. Decided to try Pernod (too expensive on a normal night out). After three of them I was asked to do an encore so ate another leek. A couple more Pernod's later and I remember nothing else until the following morning when I woke up, in a heap on the hall floor!!

Never ever felt that bad before or since. Needless to say the meer whiff of Pernod makes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 18 at Uni, went on a three legged pub crawl at lunchtime on an empty stomach, went out in the evening and drank more.

No idea how I got home.

Was supposed to travel to Bristol the next day to meet my sister but was too hungover to do so, had no phone in the house I lived in and it was before mobile phones so I couldn't contact her.

She'd rung my mum to see if I'd rung home as there was no way my sister could contact me. Some woman had disappeared around the same time so my mum immediately thought something had happened to me

I got in a lot of trouble but it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 18th. Whisky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have far, far too many to choose from and I'm not exactly proud of any of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was when I was 17 and I'd d*unk brandy and babycham all night. Remember being sat on the stairs and my older sister telling me to get upstairs before mum and dad heard me.

Never touched it since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort... Vomited so hard The dangyly bit at the back of throat swelled up...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

H & I downed Six bottles of Merlot over the course of about four hours once, needless to say we were not very well the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grampy's funeral I got d*unk on whiskey and lemonade. I had to be helped to undress (by my mum) and put to bed. That was 6pm. By 2am I was awake being sick for the next few hours. Hangover was horrendous, as was the shame I felt. I was in my early 30's at the time.

Next occasion was a hen night where on the way home I silently threw up into my friends cowboy hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate's birthday went out in Essex got spiked. Stumbled out of club collapsed & dozed on on the main road for God knows how long!! Woken up by taxi driver with no clue where the fudge I was

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Too many non of which I'm proud of.

Drinking pernod and black. A friend kept buying me them I was thirsty so kept drinking them.

Wad spectacularly ill all down the outside of my friends white car..

Stained the paint work.. Her brother washed and got the paint work sorted as he was the one buying me the drinks all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls Boarding school.

1 bottle of Jagermeister.

Can't remember much of that night. Knowing me I don't some bad things. Can't drink any jagermeister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate's birthday went out in Essex got spiked. Stumbled out of club collapsed & dozed on on the main road for God knows how long!! Woken up by taxi driver with no clue where the fudge I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell off a cruise ship in montego Bay, about 80ft

.. Went to a local hospital had my stomach pumped then got fined 1200 dollars by rjc for being d*unk in a public place..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Me and a bottle of tequila made for a fun night. 3 mile walk home with a flag before the police kindly offered me a lift

Oh the time with the red wine and ravioli was fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I got my knob out in mums face and was about to piss on her

Luckily she woke up in time

I remember none of this

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hmmm... mine was exactly 30 years ago and there are some flavours of alcohol that I cannot even smell without heaving never mind drink!

I've no idea what I did or with whom.

Never done that again.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mine was deffo the worst. Went round to the best mates for a first 3sum with my fella... Played a bit of strip poker whilst necking all sorts. I might have overdone it, i remember being at the table, then lying on the bed and listening to them two at it... I remember thinking how lovely it was that my mate (whom i adore) was having a good time. I remember running to the bathroom to throw up & i vaguely remember my fella getting me back to his & going to bed....

I was so cross i couldn't remember a darn thing the next day. I had to text him at work & rang her for a rundown too. Next time i didn't drink as much

Mrs WD40

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

19. Gin. Never got that d*unk or even close to that, despite my 21st being on Hogmanay and spending it in Scotland.

Hardly drank much at all and stopped entirely about 10 years ago as I just don't see the point.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh God and the nights lost to MD2020, woodys, hooch and scrumpy. I remember fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my 27th when me and my best friend had been out and were already d*unk when he had the bright idea to start buying shots of sambuca

Whatever was in the bottle before we started we ended up emptying it and spent the rest of the night puking

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Mine was early 20s ... went to Australia and while there met up with a guy I'd had a holiday fling with in Egypt the year before. He took me to a party with all his friends and I was so nervous I drank glass after glass of wine. Ended up unconscious in the back yard, face in a big pile of autumn leaves, oblivious to any Australian creepy crawlies lurking therein, coming round every so often to throw up uncontrollably. He drove me that night to a beach house he'd hired for the weekend and I spent the entire 3 hour journey with my head in a bin bag retching and groaning. I was an utter mess, felt like I was dying and completely humiliated myself.

To this day, almost 30 years later I can't drink wine. I couldn't even *look* at it in the supermarket for years after without feeling sick

.... and since then I'm very conscious of my alcohol limits.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Many. I've had cider, gin and beer ones but will now only really touch beer out of them. Gin and being heavily sick, induced aversion to the stuff for years. Hangover from hell. Cider was similar.

I drink very lightly, just a couple of times a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the time I was at my friend's house and his sister who liked me started mixing some drinks up. She got me wasted that night on brandy and fanta

Spent the night puking again. Haven't touched brandy or Fanta since

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh God and the nights lost to MD2020, woodys, hooch and scrumpy. I remember fields

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oh yeah 20/20 was a Bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh miss honey I remember 2020 especially one night when I was very d*unk off it as a teenager and when I got home between being d*unk and how cold my hands weren't I couldn't undo the laces on my boots .

My mum was very confused the next morning when she found me in bed asleep with the boots still on

Mrs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh God and the nights lost to MD2020, woodys, hooch and scrumpy. I remember fields

oh yeah 20/20 was a Bastard

Evil mistress but I would love a night on it now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooh miss honey I remember 2020 especially one night when I was very d*unk off it as a teenager and when I got home between being d*unk and how cold my hands weren't I couldn't undo the laces on my boots .

My mum was very confused the next morning when she found me in bed asleep with the boots still on

Mrs "

Oh God. I woke up in many places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most d*unk moment is probably my 21st . I accepted all the drinks everyone bought me at my party which included whisky , tequila , absinthe .

Ended up puking everywhere in the toilet , being taken home and my friend undressing me and everyone then went back out and enjoyed my birthday night without me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 18 and got a job in a bar,run by a irish lady who drank special brew,she got me absolutely wasted on the vile stuff,the next morning i was woken up by my mum on the kitchen floor in a pool of sick,trousers around my ankles with one shoe and no socks,i still cant remember how i got home or what happened to my shoe and socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so many too mention, the one that made me change my attitude to drinking is when the local landlord spiked my drink and gave me trebles instead of singles, I must have had around a bottle of bacardi that night and possibly other shots too. The rest of the night I'm far too ashamed to even talk about several years later. Needless to say I no longer frequent his pub.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"When I got my knob out in mums face and was about to piss on her

Luckily she woke up in time

I remember none of this

Haha, One of my mates used to walk to the toilet in a sleepy stuper in the middle of the night after a bender. Well grandparents stayed so he's in the spare room. Later out the room left, right, left pee.....all over grandad... I heard all the commotion from the settee & said "Ere grandad I bet you were hoping you'd be a bit older before you started smelling of wee!"

Seemed to lighten the mood a bit & got my mate out of trouble but I never let him forget the occasion.

"How's ya grandad?"

"Fuck off!".

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have far, far too many to choose from and I'm not exactly proud of any of them."

Ditto. Still very ashamed of at least one experience.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

I got very d*unk on White Russians one evening.

It put me off my crunchy nuts for a while.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I was 18 and drinking copious amounts of cider and black. No amount of undoing will ever make me forget purple vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't the server space.

Although a memorable night with mi bitches comes to mind. Ended in me turtled on the floor - corseted, couldn't get up for laughing. My friend spreadeagled over the table as she fell over whilst trying to help me up. All the while a drag queen was 5 metres away trying to do her Cilla routine which we ruined by laughing like hyenas. The bar stopped selling triple vodkas for £3 that night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There isn't the server space.

Oh. Then I went back to my friends and was so d*unk I peed in her conservatory. Classy.

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

"When I got my knob out in mums face and was about to piss on her

Luckily she woke up in time

I remember none of this

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funny??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a cruise in the Caribbean on New Year's Eve. Drank champagne until 6 in the morning and didn't even surface for dinner that night.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

In my early 20's I was at a swinging social pub crawl in Brighton. I trusted the people I was with impeccably, so probably drank a little more than I should. 2 litres of vodka to be exact.

I don't remember going back to the hotel I was staying at. I don't remember someone taking me back to the hotel. I don't remember them bringing a friend. I don't remember the 3some we had. However, the video the male took using his phone is really good to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of JD resulting in two bent bike wheels and a visit to Casually

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

Euro 92 in Amsterdam we all met up for first night out, I got drinking copious amounts of Stella mixed with hollands finest "green", I only through a Turkish guy in the canal just as an undercover police officer was walking by. I got pinned down for ages and when I got up I tried to headbutt a copper. It got worse because in the red light area the police station was moving to a new one THAT DAY!! and I was kept in the wagon handcuffed for hours only to be taken to Amsterdsm main prison about midnight. I woke up in the morning in a block of flats(the prison) with a tv on in a cell. I had to go to a special court on a Sunday and got fined everything I had on me except for 10 guilders(train fare). I was stinking, rough and Ill. Made the rest of the tournament though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 and a full bottle of captain Morgan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few (well a lot more than a few) times and I take no pride in any of them

I stopped drinking almost 18 months ago. Drink led to an act of stupidity (that even by my normal standards was really fucking stupid) which was illegal and potentially could have put me in to hospital or worse but would also get me a time out if I said anymore

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No never got d*unk and tried to go cow pushing....never

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A few

21st blue wkd and aftershock chasers, fell asleep in wearherspoons puking guts up....had to be carried home

About 18 months later in tiger tiger in London 2 jugs of cocktails in under an hour, again fell asleep in toilet being sick boss had to get me out and put me in an illegal cab as no proper can would take me. On way home I stopped the cab and vomited outside

A Christmas party about 3/4 years ago drank a bottle of vodka to myself and bough more shots. Told an intern she had a nice pair of tits an arse, I tried to pay entrance to club on credit card as had no cash. Don't remember leaving club, all I remember waking up with window in hotel open with sick down it and my tux trocuers was round my ankles along with boxers (must off tried to have a pissed but horny wank, then was felt sick). I had the shakes the next day

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A few

21st blue wkd and aftershock chasers, fell asleep in wearherspoons puking guts up....had to be carried home

A jugs of cocktails in under an hour made you that ill? I hope you can drink better now.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Hmmm... mine was exactly 30 years ago and there are some flavours of alcohol that I cannot even smell without heaving never mind drink!

I've no idea what I did or with whom.

Never done that again.

Dirty I think you saw me very pissed at our friends wedding when 2 of our friends had to carry me to bed and undress me

TBH I blame a certain Euro friend for that

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"A few

21st blue wkd and aftershock chasers, fell asleep in wearherspoons puking guts up....had to be carried home

A jugs of cocktails in under an hour made you that ill? I hope you can drink better now.

It was 2 jugs but the 2 one at the time I didn't know had twice the amount of shots in as I was being billy big bollox and drinking from the jug and boss stitched me up

There was a picture of me sat at a table with a pink boa tied round me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A few

21st blue wkd and aftershock chasers, fell asleep in wearherspoons puking guts up....had to be carried home

A jugs of cocktails in under an hour made you that ill? I hope you can drink better now.

It was 2 jugs but the 2 one at the time I didn't know had twice the amount of shots in as I was being billy big bollox and drinking from the jug and boss stitched me up

There was a picture of me sat at a table with a pink boa tied round me "

Still...I'll teach you the ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 20th birthday/Uni Halloween party. Recipe for disaster. First time I'd ever had more than just a couple of drinks (couldn't tell you what they were). Recipe for disaster

No memory at all of the night, except somehow managing to both get a taxi home and stumble home. Woke up in my flat (thank god) covered in mud with the front door wide was open. All I had to go on was a picture of me on FB riding the back of a man in a panda suit at the nightclub, a voicemail from my dad asking why my estranged grandad got a call from a girl I didn't know yelling at him to not be so hard on me, and a best friend wanting to know more about a surprisingly articulate text from me explaining my recent breakup

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My brother has a classic one

We live no more than 1/2 mile from town. Pissed up he fell asleep on the grass outside some flats on way home

2 random girls found him, phoned my nan,woke her up. She then had phoned mum and dad who then had to go and collect him from up the road because he couldn't stand

Also one night the morning after he had chocolate milkshake for breakfast let's say the milkshake redecorated inside of my dads car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 19, got totally pissed on a night out in Brighton.Puking in the gutter, some kind soul tried to sober me up, walked me home.,.. To my parents house.... I no longer lived there but still had my key....unfortunately they no longer lived there either and I staggered in d*unk to be greeted by a very cross bloke threatening to call the police. I sobered up very quickly and he saw the funny side in the end! Made sure he got his key back though

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fields and woods spring to mind. Growing up in the middle of nowhere that seems to be a rite of passage. Many embarrassing moments I only recalled days, weeks or months later with a horrified flashback (luckily none too dangerous or involving bodily fluids other than vomit). I still can't smell certain drinks without feeling both nauseous and ashamed though. And rarely get trollied these days; I reckon it's probably been at least 10 years since I was properly d*unk and even then I was nowhere near what I used to be like in my teens and twenties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a handful of experiences. I've only been properly d*unk a few times in my life and I'm pretty ashamed of my behavior each time. So I wont be sharing any stories

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I was 19, and had a few mates round the flat to help me polish off the remnants of our xmas booze, mostly spirits.

One mate decided to challenge me to a drinking competition, and poured the last of the Gordens Gin into two glasses, brim full, so about a quarter of a pint each.

He downed his, and when I hesitated, called me a pussy, so I necked the lot.

The evening continued in a similar vein, and I have no idea how much we drank, although it must have been in the region of around 4 or 5 mostly 3/4 full spirits bottles of various types.

I ended up being dumped into a bath of cold water (someones bright idea to try to sober me up), the shock of which made me puke... all over myself, in the bath.

Luckily one of the girls in the group was a nurse, well used to dealing with d*unken bums, so she stripped the puke-soaked clothes off me, and laid me on my bed, head over the edge, with a bowl underneath.

My mum lived in the flat below, and attests to the shenanigans that went on down the stairs, and out the front in the road, none of which I remember (including apparently, me fighting next-doors lawn... no, I've no idea why, I mean, who picks a fight with a lawn?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 20th birthday/Uni Halloween party. Recipe for disaster. First time I'd ever had more than just a couple of drinks (couldn't tell you what they were). Recipe for disaster

This has genuinely made me proper belly laugh . Thank you

Mrs

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No never got d*unk and tried to go cow pushing....never "

I've never ended up in a female strip club with no shoes . Honest guv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure...my hen night,my Dad's funeral or Boxing day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16 a liter of vodka and some Tennant's super.... Parents got called and took me to hospital where I needed the toilet. I was mortified the next day when I found out my mom had to hold me whilst I pissed... They never forgave me for that night

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

I was last seen stood on the bonnet of a military Land Rover* in a surfing stance. This was as it sped down a huge runway at a substantial RAF airbase driven by a good "friend". My trousers were never found but apparently I was definitely well dressed on the upper half - dinner jacket, dress shirt and bow tie still in place.

Hmmmm yes in many ways delighted to have survived parts of my youth that involved sizeable quantities of alcohol. The smell of tequila is still a trigger.

James

* they were so poorly maintained I doubt it could do more than 55.

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