FabSwingers.com forum: Caravan essentials

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're new to this so help us with the list of essentials please

Corkscrew/bottle opener

Beer fridge

Comfy bed big enough for more than two

Condom and lube cupboard (full)

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

You got to get the don't come knocking.... Sticker

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Black out blinds

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Good suspension

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Batteries lots of them

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those wire tea-towel rails that clips to the window....

Hey I'm just being practical...

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

A dag

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

"One of those wire tea-towel rails that clips to the window....

Hey I'm just being practical...

Tea towel holder(you know What I mean )

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Naturally, a car to tow it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12" black and white portable telly with an extension lead too plug in the cigarette lighter of the car......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie wraps and rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavily scented Floral Air-fresher ...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Heating?

Spare bedding?

Music to (hopefully) disguise some of the noise

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Mr Utmm says heater

Mrs says dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A working shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinned salmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tinned salmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads a rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotel !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pressure cooker

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A nice floral awning

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Travel pool for the penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine, food, condoms, toys, whips, and handuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More pillows than you think likely

Two quilts

Coffee, kettle, cafetière etc

Dressing gown

Slip-on shoes or similar for going outside

Third person to share in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folding picnic chairs and a wonky folding table (orange Formica)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good brakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordy coloured retro-style plastic tumblers..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Tupperware items?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheels

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A cpl pots of pampas grass outside the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold hard boiled eggs

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Wifi campsite so you can tell us all about what your getting up to

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

"Wifi campsite so you can tell us all about what your getting up to

Phone charger

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

An awning

Bottle, can opener.

Aqua roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutlery

Towels

Pots and pans

Kettle

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Flat cap

Cardigan( only joking Rachael )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folding picnic chairs and a wonky folding table (orange Formica)

Don't forget the plastic table cloth and clips to hold in on for the windy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some leveling chocks to get the bottom level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folding picnic chairs and a wonky folding table (orange Formica)

Don't forget the plastic table cloth and clips to hold in on for the windy days "

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

A "swingers" symbol sticker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shippam's sandwich spread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea bags. "

Now we're talking..... do you think she's into caravaning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Travel pool for the penguins"

Oooo yeah. Essential.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got to get the don't come knocking.... Sticker

Don't be daft. Need them to come knocking. The more the merrier.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Moonshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some explosives, and cash for local hotel

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

A horse & trap.

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

[Removed by poster at 22/01/17 17:25:57]

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A cpl pots of pampas grass outside the door

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Last time we rented an RV/motorhome for 8 days in the US, I wrote a list of essentials. Take your pick.

Pens & paper

30 gal. water

Vodka

Kahlua

Milk

JD & Coke

Soda, Grenadine and root beer

Rum Wine

Champagne

Beer (lost of)

Sweets

Biltong

Microwavable meals

Fruit

Duct tape

400 cigarettes

El-wire

Batteries

Glasses (for drinks and seeing)

Goggles & face masks

Gloves and a selection of hats

Shorts & bikinis

Baby wipes, lip salve, sun block & plasters

Costumes (inc. x1 wedding suit & x1 wedding dress)

x1 white jump suit

x1 pair blue lamé trousers

x1 Jedi cloak

Face masks

Spare clothes

200 glow sticks

Fake plastic flowers

Camera

Cheese & biscuits

Iced tea

3 yards of orange fur

Some reading material

Mint tins (make good ashtrays)

The last thing on the list was:

AN OPEN MIND AND A SENSE OF ADVENTURE

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone suck me cock ?

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

"Can someone suck me cock ? "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Some leveling chocks to get the bottom level

Spirt level to make sure your level

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"Can someone suck me cock ? "

I'm sure someone can but do they want to ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone suck me cock ? "

What time?

BOOM

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

A tow bar

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON

bacon and bread for buttys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone lick my balls ?

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

"Can someone lick my balls ? "

As above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone lick my balls ? "

Oh fuck off you freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone lick my balls ?

Oh fuck off you freak

Can someone cut my toe nails ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinned potatoes and all day breakfast in a tin.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Rachel,

Is this just a weekend thing or are you planning a full time life of running dodgems and bare knuckle fist fighting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rachel,

Is this just a weekend thing or are you planning a full time life of running dodgems and bare knuckle fist fighting?

You've heard that it has a log burning stove fitted to it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a bit of sunshine would be nice xx

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Solar panels are something I got for mine last year when I lived away for a month. Not as expensive or complicated to install as you may think

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Another caravan to tow behind yours to carry all this extra stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another caravan to tow behind yours to carry all this extra stuff

This is a big concern of mine. I take so much stuff with me wherever I go.

I always have a long line of shoes in every hotel I stay in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dag "

I like dags, I like caravans more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

that's exactly how your cheeks would look like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

that's exactly how your cheeks would look like

Can we stop with imagery now please? I'm feeling a little sick now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

that's exactly how your cheeks would look like

Can we stop with imagery now please? I'm feeling a little sick now.

Oh you'd like the real you, don't you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

that's exactly how your cheeks would look like

Can we stop with imagery now please? I'm feeling a little sick now.

Oh you'd like the real you, don't you ? "

Sucking cock, yes.

Hairyballs in my mouth, gets a no from me

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Non stick cookware so easy to wipe clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

that's exactly how your cheeks would look like

Can we stop with imagery now please? I'm feeling a little sick now.

Oh you'd like the real you, don't you ?

Sucking cock, yes.

Hairyballs in my mouth, gets a no from me

Maybe one day you'll understand the benefit of getting dental floss for free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

that's exactly how your cheeks would look like

Can we stop with imagery now please? I'm feeling a little sick now.

Oh you'd like the real you, don't you ?

Sucking cock, yes.

Hairyballs in my mouth, gets a no from me

Maybe one day you'll understand the benefit of getting dental floss for free"

This really isn't helping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

that's exactly how your cheeks would look like

Can we stop with imagery now please? I'm feeling a little sick now.

Oh you'd like the real you, don't you ?

Sucking cock, yes.

Hairyballs in my mouth, gets a no from me

Maybe one day you'll understand the benefit of getting dental floss for free

This really isn't helping

ok ok I stop there, was a nice social exchange though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waiting

Sorry. The ball licking put me off

Thought you'd love the idea of having your mouth filled with hairy bollocks, my bad

that's exactly how your cheeks would look like

Can we stop with imagery now please? I'm feeling a little sick now.

Oh you'd like the real you, don't you ?

Sucking cock, yes.

Hairyballs in my mouth, gets a no from me

Maybe one day you'll understand the benefit of getting dental floss for free

This really isn't helping

ok ok I stop there, was a nice social exchange though"

Thank god for that. I was beginning to regret agreeing to let you empty your balls into my mouth in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hand-held vacuum cleaner! You will be surprised at how mucky the floor gets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A caravan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another couple,single guy etc

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

A slave?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Car that can pull said caravan.

Towing mirrors

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got;

Mirrors

Acrylic wine glasses and tumblers

Mememine dinner set

Kettle

Pan set

Cooking tools

Microwave

Wine fridge

New bedding

Memory foam topper

Magic mat

Deep pile rug

Loo

Electric hook up

New battery

Inverter (1500w)

Converted all lights to led

Changed a socket to have USB chargers

Blue tooth music

Heater

Water roll thingy and waste oogit being watched on eBay

Pride butterfly stickers for outside

Number plate clips

Number plate

Gas

New jockey thing

New skylight

Led candles

Fire extinguisher

Fire blanket

Smoke/co alarm

Sparkly coat hangers

Cutlery

Security locks

What have I missed?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Got;

Mirrors

Acrylic wine glasses and tumblers

Mememine dinner set

Kettle

Pan set

Cooking tools

Microwave

Wine fridge

New bedding

Memory foam topper

Magic mat

Deep pile rug

Loo

Electric hook up

New battery

Inverter (1500w)

Converted all lights to led

Changed a socket to have USB chargers

Blue tooth music

Heater

Water roll thingy and waste oogit being watched on eBay

Pride butterfly stickers for outside

Number plate clips

Number plate

Gas

New jockey thing

New skylight

Led candles

Fire extinguisher

Fire blanket

Smoke/co alarm

Sparkly coat hangers

Cutlery

Security locks

What have I missed?

Don't forget the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tinned salmon

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Middle class fool.

I only ever bring tinned oysters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dag "

Best comment and essential to fully appreciate van life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dag

Best comment and essential to fully appreciate van life.

What is a dag? Excuse my extreme dumbness please.

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