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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. " Is obvious. Ask me, I'm always prepared to do a good deed  | |||
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"I want to reply in humour but I feel that would be doing you an injustice. Is this a serious thread? " Only as serious as posters make it. I *may* be getting a little, erm, worried that I have slipped into celibacy without making the decision (bar the shower head that once  ). | |||
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"Just for New Year? " We've all got to start somewhere. | |||
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"why a week - ? " It's Chinese New Year next weekend. | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. Is obvious. Ask me, I'm always prepared to do a good deed "That's very kind of you, especially as I'm a silhouette. | |||
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"Obviously bored " Are you? | |||
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"If it all goes tits up there's always the new tax year " Got to love the number crunchers for that second chance at the new year resolutions. | |||
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"If it all goes tits up there's always the new tax year " Thank you! I was fearful I might have to wait for Rosh Hashana in September. | |||
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"Obviously bored Are you? " He is usually.maybe you can be bored together  | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. Is obvious. Ask me, I'm always prepared to do a good deed
That's very kind of you, especially as I'm a silhouette.
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"Just update your status for the day and you will be inundated lol." Shag, that is so sweet. It's never happened before but I suppose there's always a first time. | |||
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"Just update your status for the day and you will be inundated lol. Shag, that is so sweet. It's never happened before but I suppose there's always a first time. " It's going to be hard to happen with a hidden profile  | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. " Have you thought of asking for it?  | |||
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"Just update your status for the day and you will be inundated lol. Shag, that is so sweet. It's never happened before but I suppose there's always a first time. It's going to be hard to happen with a hidden profile "But not impossible. | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. Have you thought of asking for it? "I have. Responses have varied from UNLOS, block, ignore, Not tonight Josephine and, just once, a yes. | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. " It's the 20th of January.. You're a bit fucking late....  | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. It's the 20th of January.. You're a bit fucking late.... "There was no fucking involved as no one wanted to have sex with me for the calendar New Year. I'm aiming for Chinese New Year now. | |||
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"Post a meeting saying your gagging for a cock. Any will suffice. If that fails, take a black and white quim shot in a car (providing you're not feeling classy) and watch the cocks mount up." Typical! They just want pictures of cars. | |||
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"I'm pretty sure you could get laid if you wanted to Lickety. Sort it out." I'd have to drive about 180 miles, I think. | |||
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"I'm aiming for Chinese New Year now." I know they're in another time zone, but 1 month behind seems a little extreme... | |||
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"I want to reply in humour but I feel that would be doing you an injustice. Is this a serious thread? Only as serious as posters make it. I *may* be getting a little, erm, worried that I have slipped into celibacy without making the decision (bar the shower head that once )."And the fruit? | |||
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"What happens if you don't hit your deadline?  "According to Ruby, the next New Year will be the tax year. So, by April I will be 6 months celibate. | |||
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"I want to reply in humour but I feel that would be doing you an injustice. Is this a serious thread? Only as serious as posters make it. I *may* be getting a little, erm, worried that I have slipped into celibacy without making the decision (bar the shower head that once ).
And the fruit?"The fruit was years ago. | |||
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"When is Chinese New Year then?" Saturday, 28th January. | |||
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"When is Chinese New Year then? Saturday, 28th January. " Are you straight? I can't remember. | |||
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"Which year? I'm heading into my third... "It's a slippery slope. That's how I ended up celibate for 14 years last time. | |||
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"When is Chinese New Year then? Saturday, 28th January. Are you straight? I can't remember. " I am, but I like boobs (who doesn't, apart from GentlemanBen?). | |||
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. " Thank you but, yeah, you're almost a son. | |||
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"When is Chinese New Year then? Saturday, 28th January. Are you straight? I can't remember. I am, but I like boobs (who doesn't, apart from GentlemanBen?)." Hmmm. I'd offer my help but I don't think boobs will help your predicament much. | |||
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"When is Chinese New Year then? Saturday, 28th January. Are you straight? I can't remember. I am, but I like boobs (who doesn't, apart from GentlemanBen?). Hmmm. I'd offer my help but I don't think boobs will help your predicament much. " Aw! That's so kind. | |||
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. " Are you able to offer that help to all or is it a one time gesture? | |||
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"Which year? I'm heading into my third...
It's a slippery slope. That's how I ended up celibate for 14 years last time.
"Yes... I'm wondering how long to let myself slide! | |||
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"Which year? I'm heading into my third...
It's a slippery slope. That's how I ended up celibate for 14 years last time.
Yes... I'm wondering how long to let myself slide! " | |||
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. Thank you but, yeah, you're almost a son. " Exactly. | |||
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. Are you able to offer that help to all or is it a one time gesture? " I don't just offer it out to anyone, but if you require help, I'm more than happy to assist. | |||
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"Fine, I'll do charity shags - you two need to do the work though." Fine by me - I like to be on top.
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"Lickity I will be taking on board all hints and suggestions as well, I am determined that this is going to be a hell of a lot better year than last "I think we offered them both of us we might get somewhere. | |||
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"When is Chinese New Year then? Saturday, 28th January. " Thank you 
I've already had a hat trick this year so I'm very happy | |||
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"why a week - ? It's Chinese New Year next weekend. " Yep and the Chinese have declared the next four years the years of the cock... | |||
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"When is Chinese New Year then? Saturday, 28th January. Thank you
I've already had a hat trick this year so I'm very happy "You really are feeling better. | |||
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"When is Chinese New Year then? Saturday, 28th January. Thank you
I've already had a hat trick this year so I'm very happy
You really are feeling better.
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"why a week - ? It's Chinese New Year next weekend. Yep and the Chinese have declared the next four years the years of the cock..." Four years? I am glad that someone has realised what year it is going to be. | |||
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"Lickity I will be taking on board all hints and suggestions as well, I am determined that this is going to be a hell of a lot better year than last
I think we offered them both of us we might get somewhere. "As long as I can just lie there, I'll be happy  | |||
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. Are you able to offer that help to all or is it a one time gesture? I don't just offer it out to anyone, but if you require help, I'm more than happy to assist. " I guess I'll have to settle for more than happy. | |||
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"why a week - ? It's Chinese New Year next weekend. Yep and the Chinese have declared the next four years the years of the cock..." Oooo that would be a good plan | |||
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"Which year? I'm heading into my third...
It's a slippery slope. That's how I ended up celibate for 14 years last time.
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. Are you able to offer that help to all or is it a one time gesture? I don't just offer it out to anyone, but if you require help, I'm more than happy to assist. I guess I'll have to settle for more than happy. " You will be much more than happy though. | |||
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. Are you able to offer that help to all or is it a one time gesture? I don't just offer it out to anyone, but if you require help, I'm more than happy to assist. I guess I'll have to settle for more than happy. You will be much more than happy though. "So that Meli and Hatter sorted... | |||
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"So that Meli and Hatter sorted..." Wrong thread | |||
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. Are you able to offer that help to all or is it a one time gesture? I don't just offer it out to anyone, but if you require help, I'm more than happy to assist. I guess I'll have to settle for more than happy. You will be much more than happy though. "For at least ten seconds, yes? I won't settle for less. | |||
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"Fine, I'll do charity shags - you two need to do the work though." Do I have to shave my legs? | |||
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"Fine, I'll do charity shags - you two need to do the work though. Do I have to shave my legs? "On the other thread he said he likes hairy. We should be ok. | |||
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"I'd offer to help, but we just don't really have that sort of relationship. Are you able to offer that help to all or is it a one time gesture? I don't just offer it out to anyone, but if you require help, I'm more than happy to assist. I guess I'll have to settle for more than happy. You will be much more than happy though.
For at least ten seconds, yes? I won't settle for less."So demanding. | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. " Your straight so I'm of no use but you can use Disk | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. Your straight so I'm of no use but you can use Disk "Thanks. I'll slot the disk into my floppy drive. | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. " You could start by sending Lib a vag pic. | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. " I have read the forums, the rules are if you have a vagina, you get laid on request... you also have an awesome smile, and great personality which pokes through even a hidden profile. Bottom line, sort it out girl  | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. I have read the forums, the rules are if you have a vagina, you get laid on request... you also have an awesome smile, and great personality which pokes through even a hidden profile. Bottom line, sort it out girl "You're the second man to mention my smile today. | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. Your straight so I'm of no use but you can use Disk
Thanks. I'll slot the disk into my floppy drive.
"Slip it in like you did the shower head! | |||
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"If it all goes tits up there's always the new tax year " | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. I have read the forums, the rules are if you have a vagina, you get laid on request... you also have an awesome smile, and great personality which pokes through even a hidden profile. Bottom line, sort it out girl
You're the second man to mention my smile today. "It leaves a lasting impression x | |||
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"L, I have a very good friend who would be honoured (I reckon) to spend sexy times with your gorgeous self. Just sayin'. " No naming and shaming on the forum. | |||
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Happy New Year BTW xx
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"Any luck Lickety ? You do have a few nice friends or did you want someone new
Happy New Year BTW xx
"No luck so far. I'm happy to see you back though and Happy New Year. | |||
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"Yes, how are the plans progressing? "Two messages sent and no replies to either of them.  | |||
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"I have a week to find a someone to have sex with for New Year. I need an action plan... your suggestions gratefully received. " Next new year? | |||
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"Yes, how are the plans progressing?
Two messages sent and no replies to either of them. "Have you tried my threads? | |||
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"Yes, how are the plans progressing?
Two messages sent and no replies to either of them. "I wouldnt reply to a hidden profile. Or is this just a piss take on all the single men that really struggle on here? | |||
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"Yes, how are the plans progressing?
Two messages sent and no replies to either of them.
I wouldnt reply to a hidden profile. Or is this just a piss take on all the single men that really struggle on here? "They were to people who know me. It's not as easy for some women to get meets as some think and I'm too fussy to accept a 'wanna fuck' (sic) offer from a random. | |||
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"Yes, how are the plans progressing?
Two messages sent and no replies to either of them.
I wouldnt reply to a hidden profile. Or is this just a piss take on all the single men that really struggle on here?
They were to people who know me.
It's not as easy for some women to get meets as some think and I'm too fussy to accept a 'wanna fuck' (sic) offer from a random.
"Im sure it aint. We all have standards. But if you're not really trying then it just looks like a mick take. Have you tried putting up a meet and showing your profile? Sorry if the hole thing isn't serious and is just a big private joke that went way over my head. | |||
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"Yes, how are the plans progressing?
Two messages sent and no replies to either of them.
I wouldnt reply to a hidden profile. Or is this just a piss take on all the single men that really struggle on here?
They were to people who know me.
It's not as easy for some women to get meets as some think and I'm too fussy to accept a 'wanna fuck' (sic) offer from a random.
"Ohh dear. Maybe go to a club for a meet.Would that work ?
(i'm not really back ) just catching up it gets lonely at weekends
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"Yes, how are the plans progressing?
Two messages sent and no replies to either of them.
I wouldnt reply to a hidden profile. Or is this just a piss take on all the single men that really struggle on here?
They were to people who know me.
It's not as easy for some women to get meets as some think and I'm too fussy to accept a 'wanna fuck' (sic) offer from a random.
Ohh dear. Maybe go to a club for a meet.Would that work ?
(i'm not really back ) just catching up it gets lonely at weekends
"We're here for you. I am thinking I might go to club, dressed in red for (Chinese) luck. | |||
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.. You look great dressed up.
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"L, I have a very good friend who would be honoured (I reckon) to spend sexy times with your gorgeous self. Just sayin'.
No naming and shaming on the forum. "Hey -- let's have some life affirming speak on Women's March day -- none of this negative self-talk!! It would celebratory hurrahs and excitement, guaranteed. | |||
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"L, I have a very good friend who would be honoured (I reckon) to spend sexy times with your gorgeous self. Just sayin'.
No naming and shaming on the forum.
Hey -- let's have some life affirming speak on Women's March day -- none of this negative self-talk!! It would celebratory hurrahs and excitement, guaranteed. "*would be | |||
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Yaaay! There really should be a sort of fanfare emoji."I was looking for a happy/smug/relieved face but it's not on the options. | |||
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