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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

God do I need to fart

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Let it go. Miss C. Xx

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Let it go. Miss C. Xx "

I'm trying the fucker don't want to come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink warm water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't force it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry I have a gas mask x

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Don't force it!!! "

I don't want to shit myself

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria


"Let it go. Miss C. Xx

I'm trying the fucker don't want to come out "

Lay on your stomach. Always helps me. Miss C. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a strong cup of tea

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Peppermint cordial x

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Don't worry I have a gas mask x "

I'll have you know I fart roses

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

hot drink and lay on your front.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better an empty room than a bad tenant

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So far it's warm water, tea and peppermint cordial (which I don't have) do you reckon anal will help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save it till bed time and duck under the covers to smell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far it's warm water, tea and peppermint cordial (which I don't have) do you reckon anal will help? "

No. You'll just be having very painful anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex with someone you're not fussed on seeing again and fanny fart to completion.

Or don't have sex and gently rub your tum in a clockwise motion to get things moving.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"So far it's warm water, tea and peppermint cordial (which I don't have) do you reckon anal will help?

No. You'll just be having very painful anal sex. "

Thanks but I would need a willy and that's the part I'm missing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Don't worry I have a gas mask x

I'll have you know I fart roses "

Get some Brussels sprouts and a few hard boiled eggs down yer neck, might as well make it a good 'un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have sex with someone you're not fussed on seeing again and fanny fart to completion.

Or don't have sex and gently rub your tum in a clockwise motion to get things moving."

And pat your head at the same time.

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria


"So far it's warm water, tea and peppermint cordial (which I don't have) do you reckon anal will help? "

Oooh no! Forces it back up. Very painful Miss C. Xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Don't worry I have a gas mask x

I'll have you know I fart roses "

Been shoving chocolates up your bottom again ?

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"God do I need to fart "

Go somewhere where you would be mortified if you did fart - its bound to happen then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far it's warm water, tea and peppermint cordial (which I don't have) do you reckon anal will help?

No. You'll just be having very painful anal sex.

Thanks but I would need a willy and that's the part I'm missing "

You too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God do I need to fart

Go somewhere where you would be mortified if you did fart - its bound to happen then "

Face-sitting

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"Peppermint cordial x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't clench your cheeks when you fart, you'll sound like a fast deflating balloon. Let it rip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God do I need to fart

Go somewhere where you would be mortified if you did fart - its bound to happen then

Face-sitting "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry I have a gas mask x

I'll have you know I fart roses "
do the thorns not sting on the way out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppermint oil works a treat. Lay on your left hand side can help too. Unfortunately have IBS so I'm an expert on all that shit n No pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry I have a gas mask x

I'll have you know I fart roses do the thorns not sting on the way out? "

Take the pricks out first - Top Tip from the inventor of the Rose Varse - see public pics for an illustration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it safe to remove the mask yet x

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Don't force it!!!

I don't want to shit myself "

Is that what they call a shart??

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