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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hung like a Himalayan yak! This really made me laugh today. What phrase do you use to describe your bits and bobs ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sometimes say I'm wet as an otters pocket, but that's usually in my head, as an otters pocket doesn't exactly sound appealing!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mega Missile Thrust Monkey

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

Lol otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like an unimposing semi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes say I'm wet as an otters pocket, but that's usually in my head, as an otters pocket doesn't exactly sound appealing!"

Haha love this

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Mega Missile Thrust Monkey "

Ooo errr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine the utter crap which otters put in their pocket

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

For guys that are slightly less well endowed I'd say hung like a wasp.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Mega Missile Thrust Monkey

Ooo errr

I have a magnifying mirror

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Fucking soaking.

Not the most charming phrase but often true

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sick refers to my boobs as the Shrewsbury two

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't use phrases like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am hung like a tic tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not describing anything of mine and not particularly complimentary, but something that has always made me chuckle...

A minge like a wizard's sleeve and an arsehole like a glassblower's lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She calls mine her pkp lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Sick refers to my boobs as the Shrewsbury two "

Dick f..king predicted text

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sick refers to my boobs as the Shrewsbury two

Dick f..king predicted text "

I thought your pet name for him was 'sick'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last chicken in Sainsburys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last chicken in Sainsburys "

Other supermarkets are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet the kidney cracker or get acquainted with my womb broom.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm currently seeing a girl, who, like me works in the field of animal science.

She seems to like to use the correct terminology. For example, she recently uttered the phrase "You have really quite a large penis, don't you?", which I found rather endearing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For guys that are slightly less well endowed I'd say hung like a wasp.

Oooow have you been stung ?

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By *ayd2pinkTV/TS
over a year ago

TENTERDEN

And if untrimmed i'd call it "a mouse in the grass"

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Budgies tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex called mine her "magic stick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my favourite is purple headed yoghurt slinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think my favourite is purple headed yoghurt slinger"

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Hung likes hamster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes say I'm wet as an otters pocket, but that's usually in my head, as an otters pocket doesn't exactly sound appealing!"

It's better than the opposite which is "drier than a mouth sandwich"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dripping like a broken fridge is another charming phrase to describe a lady in the advanced stages of sexual arousal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung like a sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dripping like a broken fridge is another charming phrase to describe a lady in the advanced stages of sexual arousal"

Dripping like an egg sandwich

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

I'm hung like a barnacle

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

Hung like a gnat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are usually called airbags. Until I was swimming on my back in infusions and they then became floatation devices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are usually called airbags. Until I was swimming on my back in infusions and they then became floatation devices "

Let's just call them magnificent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For guys that are slightly less well endowed I'd say hung like a wasp.

Hung like a gnat

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By *ragon-tattMan
over a year ago

runcorn

I'm still open for suggestions

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