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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been eating (264grams) three tins of mackerel in evoo everyday for the last 9 days and now I've turned my internal juices into a fish. I'm not opal fruit fanny anymore. I noticed quite a disgustingly pungent smell after having my morning pee the last couple of days. Plus I've been eating asparagus but I'm drinking over 3 litres of water a day and throughout the day it goes away, it's only the morning one.

Should I put a warning on my profile that I'm on a fish diet and there's a possibility I'd be a bit funky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been eating (264grams) three tins of mackerel in evoo everyday for the last 9 days and now I've turned my internal juices into a fish. I'm not opal fruit fanny anymore. I noticed quite a disgustingly pungent smell after having my morning pee the last couple of days. Plus I've been eating asparagus but I'm drinking over 3 litres of water a day and throughout the day it goes away, it's only the morning one.

Should I put a warning on my profile that I'm on a fish diet and there's a possibility I'd be a bit funky?

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Why so much too mich of anything cant be good for you!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White asparagus have the same effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx"
why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx"

Do you notice any fishy smell and is your hair shiny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx"

Mackerel on toast is the food of champions

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Just meet after your first pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll skip the golden shower thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx why?"

Because I love mackerel its full of omega 3 . In the summer I catch it from the sea ans eat it on the beach on a BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx

Do you notice any fishy smell and is your hair shiny?"

Nope on the fishy pea and I have great hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx

Mackerel on toast is the food of champions

Ans pooch loves it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx why?

Because I love mackerel its full of omega 3 . In the summer I catch it from the sea ans eat it on the beach on a BBQ "
That actually sounds appealing but a regimented diet of mackrel and smelly pee doesnt sound like something i'd enjoy. Most fishes are full of omega 3 give me tuna, salmon or sea bass instead any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All future meets should be at your nearest docks.You can blame the fishermen's trawlers for the wiff.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You shouldn't eat more than three portions of oily fish a week, else you'll get more mercury than is good for you.

I love mackerel, but I couldn't eat that much!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can't eat fish at all... it's like the garlic issue... I'm not really bothered about smelling of garlic but I object to my fish and chips making a reappearance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I put a warning on my profile that I'm on a fish diet and there's a possibility I'd be a bit funky?

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As some of you are aware I'm eating a tin of sardines for lunch everyday. Fish in the evening and cod liver oil. I am now so flatulent it's not even funny anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As some of you are aware I'm eating a tin of sardines for lunch everyday. Fish in the evening and cod liver oil. I am now so flatulent it's not even funny anymore! "

Are we scrapping Hinckley Point C and going gas powered instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As some of you are aware I'm eating a tin of sardines for lunch everyday. Fish in the evening and cod liver oil. I am now so flatulent it's not even funny anymore! "
Yes it is :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You shouldn't eat more than three portions of oily fish a week, else you'll get more mercury than is good for you.

I love mackerel, but I couldn't eat that much!"

It's normally the bigger fish that have the most mercury, tuna, shark.

I've just been googling and it is bad to eat too much.

It's bloody lovely though and 18 grams of protein per tin and hardly any carbs. Will reduce it to a tin every other day. Need to find something else to replace it with.

Too much turkey bad? Hard boiled egg whites?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"You shouldn't eat more than three portions of oily fish a week, else you'll get more mercury than is good for you.

I love mackerel, but I couldn't eat that much!

It's normally the bigger fish that have the most mercury, tuna, shark.

I've just been googling and it is bad to eat too much.

It's bloody lovely though and 18 grams of protein per tin and hardly any carbs. Will reduce it to a tin every other day. Need to find something else to replace it with.

Too much turkey bad? Hard boiled egg whites?"

Your serious about this eating well stuff, good on you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't eat more than three portions of oily fish a week, else you'll get more mercury than is good for you.

I love mackerel, but I couldn't eat that much!

It's normally the bigger fish that have the most mercury, tuna, shark.

I've just been googling and it is bad to eat too much.

It's bloody lovely though and 18 grams of protein per tin and hardly any carbs. Will reduce it to a tin every other day. Need to find something else to replace it with.

Too much turkey bad? Hard boiled egg whites?"
Too much anything bad the hint is in the "too much" part egg whites are bloody good for you but don't neglect the yolk its still good as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't eat more than three portions of oily fish a week, else you'll get more mercury than is good for you.

I love mackerel, but I couldn't eat that much!

It's normally the bigger fish that have the most mercury, tuna, shark.

I've just been googling and it is bad to eat too much.

It's bloody lovely though and 18 grams of protein per tin and hardly any carbs. Will reduce it to a tin every other day. Need to find something else to replace it with.

Too much turkey bad? Hard boiled egg whites?"
Yes you may hear about yolk and fat and cholesterol but unless your pouring 6-8 a day down your neck your not going to be approaching any threshold wherw its bad for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't eat more than three portions of oily fish a week, else you'll get more mercury than is good for you.

I love mackerel, but I couldn't eat that much!

It's normally the bigger fish that have the most mercury, tuna, shark.

I've just been googling and it is bad to eat too much.

It's bloody lovely though and 18 grams of protein per tin and hardly any carbs. Will reduce it to a tin every other day. Need to find something else to replace it with.

Too much turkey bad? Hard boiled egg whites?"

How about a varied diet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I eat two tins of mackerel a day on toast mmm mmm. I love it.

Give your body time to adjust to your new diet and liquid intake

Xxx why?

Because I love mackerel its full of omega 3 . In the summer I catch it from the sea ans eat it on the beach on a BBQ That actually sounds appealing but a regimented diet of mackrel and smelly pee doesnt sound like something i'd enjoy. Most fishes are full of omega 3 give me tuna, salmon or sea bass instead any day tuna looses most of its omega 3 when processed "
Yes my bruva and it's choked full of mercury and other sea dwelling contaniments but it's bloody good for you in moderation, 'I'm talking strength gains' and the fresh stuff and frozen is soo tasty. Ot still has omega 3 in O don't know this but I'd guess most fish do from small to large quantities. Tuna is some top shelf protein guys go easy but please do make sure you have a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im eating so much oil in my diet that I'm beginning to leave a slick......

oh yeah, THERE!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Cods roe can be nice when on toast.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You shouldn't eat more than three portions of oily fish a week, else you'll get more mercury than is good for you.

I love mackerel, but I couldn't eat that much!

It's normally the bigger fish that have the most mercury, tuna, shark.

I've just been googling and it is bad to eat too much.

It's bloody lovely though and 18 grams of protein per tin and hardly any carbs. Will reduce it to a tin every other day. Need to find something else to replace it with.

Too much turkey bad? Hard boiled egg whites?"

White crab meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm...

So if you want your urine to smell like urine again you need to consume urine.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" Im eating so much oil in my diet that I'm beginning to leave a slick......

oh yeah, THERE!"

Have a really dry cracker with it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hmmm...

So if you want your urine to smell like urine again you need to consume urine."

Lib Logic.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Should I put a warning on my profile that I'm on a fish diet and there's a possibility I'd be a bit funky?

this post gives i whole new meaning to you are what you eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Im eating so much oil in my diet that I'm beginning to leave a slick......

oh yeah, THERE!

Have a really dry cracker with it.

Not a bad plan...

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

264grams daily is a bit much. I eat fish almost everyday and I don't eat that much. Too much protein intake comes out the other way because your body can't store protein efficiently and the average person needs around 20grams every 2-4 hours give or take.

Also too much protein can cause nitrogen unbalance which put stress on the kidneys and liver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I put a warning on my profile that I'm on a fish diet and there's a possibility I'd be a bit funky?

Too much water,you will flood your system with water,not good for your blood

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