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By *annylicker OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

What's the best chat up line / put down you've heard.

I've heard 1 and used 1.

1st, bloke goes to woman "can i buy you a drink? " woman replies "better make it a shot of rhohypnol, because it's the only way I'm sleeping with you "

2nd, I used on a barmaid in local pub. Said to her "I had a wank over you last night, you weren't there but I still had a wank , couple of hours later i was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me:hey you, are you looking for a good shag?

Woman: No

Me: Then I am your guy!

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By *annylicker OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street


"Me:hey you, are you looking for a good shag?

Woman: No

Me: Then I am your guy! "

Pmsl, oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought chat up lines were a thing of the past....

Last one I used years ago.... Was

Your face or mine??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me:hey you, are you looking for a good shag?

Woman: No

Me: Then I am your guy!

Pmsl, oh dear"

Do not laugh, it got me laid and after 34 seconds, I've said: happy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. You know I dreamt of you last night?

Her - did you?

Me - Actually no, You wouldn't let me.

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