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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20? Big spender.

Normally I offer bus fare and a bag of chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giro day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere. "

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Please can you report the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can you report the profile. "

But I could sure use the £20. I'll play him at tiddly winks for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please can you report the profile. "

Reported but still chuckling.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

"

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That can probably buy you a Freddo these days

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"That can probably buy you a Freddo these days"

Caramel or solid chocolate??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giro day ? "
giro? You're giving your age away there lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos "

Sold

Cola bottles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos "

I'll beat that £20 toblerone, hardbody and cos I'm a classy woman a box of milk tray.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

Sold

Cola bottles please"

Fizzy or non fizzy??? I'll throw in some popcorn!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

On here, £20 could get him the full monty

Some do it for smokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That can probably buy you a Freddo these days

Caramel or solid chocolate??"

Solid chocolate. You'd have to remortgage for a caramel one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

Sold

Cola bottles please

Fizzy or non fizzy??? I'll throw in some popcorn!!

"

You've pulled.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

I'll beat that £20 toblerone, hardbody and cos I'm a classy woman a box of milk tray. "

I'll up your milk tray with ferrero rocher.....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

Sold

Cola bottles please

Fizzy or non fizzy??? I'll throw in some popcorn!!

You've pulled. "

Whoo hoo

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"That can probably buy you a Freddo these days

Caramel or solid chocolate??

Solid chocolate. You'd have to remortgage for a caramel one"

I have expensive tastes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That can probably buy you a Freddo these days

Caramel or solid chocolate??

Solid chocolate. You'd have to remortgage for a caramel one

I have expensive tastes.... "

In that case i'll direct you to something in the egg range - not Fabergé... Cream

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"That can probably buy you a Freddo these days

Caramel or solid chocolate??

Solid chocolate. You'd have to remortgage for a caramel one

I have expensive tastes....

In that case i'll direct you to something in the egg range - not Fabergé... Cream"

Mmmm I love cream....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere. "

that's half an hour in the bouncy castle and 3 goes on the big wheel at the pier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

I'll beat that £20 toblerone, hardbody and cos I'm a classy woman a box of milk tray.

I'll up your milk tray with ferrero rocher....."

I'll up your Ferrero Roche with

Thorntons Fireside selection....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

I'll beat that £20 toblerone, hardbody and cos I'm a classy woman a box of milk tray.

I'll up your milk tray with ferrero rocher.....

I'll up your Ferrero Roche with

Thorntons Fireside selection.... "

Ooh now you're talking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

I'll beat that £20 toblerone, hardbody and cos I'm a classy woman a box of milk tray.

I'll up your milk tray with ferrero rocher.....

I'll up your Ferrero Roche with

Thorntons Fireside selection....

Ooh now you're talking.... "

Final offer;

Box of After 8s.

Packet of Walkers ready salted.

Candy floss.

And a unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giro day ? "

Whats Giro?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Young lad has 'willing to pay £20 for fun' as his status update.

Wondering what his idea of fun is, I'm sure I have some old Tele Tubbies DVDs stashed away somewhere.

Maybe he wants to start a bidding war?

I'll see his £20 and raise a Toblerone.

I'll up it to £20 toblerone AND haribos

I'll beat that £20 toblerone, hardbody and cos I'm a classy woman a box of milk tray.

I'll up your milk tray with ferrero rocher.....

I'll up your Ferrero Roche with

Thorntons Fireside selection....

Ooh now you're talking....

Final offer;

Box of After 8s.

Packet of Walkers ready salted.

Candy floss.

And a unicorn."

Unable to top the unicorn, how about a cat instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" On here, £20 could get him the full monty

Some do it for smokes "

Used to regularly see updates from a ff couple asking for guys to bring them booze n smokes in exchange for their services!

I could tell they were classy though as they only wanted regal king size

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