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VWE...counting the inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lots of demands for "vwe" or "hung" gentlemen to be seen. Can we agree a cut off point for this at the lower end of the scale? Not literally. Just so that I can get my little ruler out and do something productive with my day

Happy Wednesday one and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/17 09:06:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

Use my fool proof measuring scale instead.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= you said it was 12 inches, little liar, pants on fire.

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By *its upMan
over a year ago

rainham

got to be 8in. or its a nope,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got to be 8in. or its a nope, "

Luckily my ruler is elasticated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

Use my fool proof measuring scale instead.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= you said it was 12 inches, little liar, pants on fire. "

I'm keeping this for future reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As big as a sky remote or a can of beer at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm keeping this for future reference. "

Please do, it took me many, many minutes of research. With many more minutes of data collation and conclusion analysis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember to measure from your arsehole lads, not the base. Get those extra inches included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember to measure from your arsehole lads, not the base. Get those extra inches included "

My brother lives in another away so women will know I'm lying when I recite my length in miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to buy special condoms then you are vwe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have to buy special condoms then you are vwe "

You mean those ones with footballs and faces on the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have to buy special condoms then you are vwe "

Water ballon size are special right? Yay I'm VWE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have to buy special condoms then you are vwe

Water ballon size are special right? Yay I'm VWE! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A VWE or hung penis is one that looks heavy. I'm generous and would say it starts at 7 inches in length but measured correctly, ariel mode and base to bell. Circumference of 5.5 inches and that would put you in well hung territory. Also when you're erect pull your penis away from your body and let it ping back against your belly, does it make a slap noise or a thud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A VWE or hung penis is one that looks heavy. I'm generous and would say it starts at 7 inches in length but measured correctly, ariel mode and base to bell. Circumference of 5.5 inches and that would put you in well hung territory. Also when you're erect pull your penis away from your body and let it ping back against your belly, does it make a slap noise or a thud? "

Was your research government funded? Very through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping back"..........shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you have to buy special condoms then you are vwe "

Like the ones with the smiley faces on the end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A VWE or hung penis is one that looks heavy. I'm generous and would say it starts at 7 inches in length but measured correctly, ariel mode and base to bell. Circumference of 5.5 inches and that would put you in well hung territory. Also when you're erect pull your penis away from your body and let it ping back against your belly, does it make a slap noise or a thud? "

What about a quiet tapping noise?

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Does it have to look big in limp mode as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A VWE or hung penis is one that looks heavy. I'm generous and would say it starts at 7 inches in length but measured correctly, ariel mode and base to bell. Circumference of 5.5 inches and that would put you in well hung territory. Also when you're erect pull your penis away from your body and let it ping back against your belly, does it make a slap noise or a thud? "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about this scale?

NVWE = 5.5"

E = 5.5-6.5"

WE = 6.6-7.5"

VWE = 7.6-9.5"

VVWE = 9.6"+

Mode should be E but most on Fab seem to be WE or bigger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about this scale?

NVWE = 5.5"

E = 5.5-6.5"

WE = 6.6-7.5"

VWE = 7.6-9.5"

VVWE = 9.6"+

Mode should be E but most on Fab seem to be WE or bigger.

This is more like it! Modes and medians!

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

LOL

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish


"No

Use my fool proof measuring scale instead.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= you said it was 12 inches, little liar, pants on fire. "
I like it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this scale?

NVWE = 5.5"

E = 5.5-6.5"

WE = 6.6-7.5"

VWE = 7.6-9.5"

VVWE = 9.6"+

Mode should be E but most on Fab seem to be WE or bigger.

"

Not as entertaining as my scale. So be off with you

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Been fun reading the posts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm. VWE or rather well hung yipeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm. VWE or rather well hung yipeeeeeeee "

Everyone on Fab is VWE

Unless they are VVWE of course

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