FabSwingers.com forum: Wednesday is 0 meet club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*clears his throat*

Is this thing on?

Hello, it's me

I was wondering if after 30 days you've had a meet

Come on over and see

Honey grinding her bean furiously

To make you some coffee

Hello, can you hear me?

We've got comfy seats and popcorn and even Kylie on TV

There are ladies now and then

Try your hardest not to frighten them and they'll come back again

There's such a difference between us

And Diamond Joe

Hello from zero meet club

We're all just looking for a rub

If your messages are read and then binned

And your pics unfabbed time and again

Come on in

You know the rules by now you get entry in the following ways

- no meets in the last 30 days (spouses don't count - in a nice way)

- you want to liberate someone from the club

Club is now open

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week I've even wore a tie.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'll be in at 730-just washing my locks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has had their wittybix this morning eh?

I'm not playing, i'm just admiring your post.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone has had their wittybix this morning eh?

I'm not playing, i'm just admiring your post.

You haven't seen my post for all you know...

yes that one up there ^ thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Mr P and its been 31 days since my last meet....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on in gents.

Let's be positive and get you out of here by the end of the day. That's not an offer from me by the way

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me, i've not had any this year.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"me, i've not had any this year.

Welcome in our barista isn't here just yet but I'm handy with a jar of instant.

Bit quiet but it livens up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be in at 730-just washing my locks

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me, i've not had any this year.

Welcome in our barista isn't here just yet but I'm handy with a jar of instant.

Bit quiet but it livens up"

even though i'm drinking a coffee already, could do with another one.

i like quiet.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am suited and booted, no meet at all since been on as a single!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Ok I am here, take a seat whilst I grind my bean and flick a few things on.

Shout me up your drinks,let's get some of you some naughty fun

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I am here, take a seat whilst I grind my bean and flick a few things on.

Shout me up your drinks,let's get some of you some naughty fun

Surprise me a cocktail of fun, haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I am here, take a seat whilst I grind my bean and flick a few things on.

Shout me up your drinks,let's get some of you some naughty fun

Black coffee no sugar ta.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Come back soon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Come back soon

If the entrance policy is strictly then it's unlikely my lovely!

I have another meet Thursday night

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a members only club because I would like to come in please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck in the guts guys, there's a lady in the room.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Suck in the guts guys, there's a lady in the room.

Where??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

30 days? I've not had a meet for over 7 months.......I should be wired with your coffee by now.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

Feel free to help someone escape

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

I've got FWB's but always happy for a cuppa and catchup with anyone.

Good to know the place opens so early too. Thanks.

*devours third brew today, and goes back for another*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

What's a "kinda meet"?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

Except for last weekend then?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

What's a "kinda meet"?

Good question Miss Marple

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

Except for last weekend then?"

No sex then either

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

What's a "kinda meet"?

A kinda meet..... haha

I'm meeting someone I've met before for 'coffee'

It could go any direction lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Me me me.

I feel I might be a regular here, so it benifits both the management and myself.

Win win.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha"

You're hired

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

What's a "kinda meet"?

A kinda meet..... haha

I'm meeting someone I've met before for 'coffee'

It could go any direction lol "

That sounds like fun! xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

What's a "kinda meet"?

A kinda meet..... haha

I'm meeting someone I've met before for 'coffee'

It could go any direction lol

That sounds like fun! xx"

Fancy a coffee??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I like cake

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

I knew I should have gone with cake.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my membership carry over from last week?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

What's a "kinda meet"?

A kinda meet..... haha

I'm meeting someone I've met before for 'coffee'

It could go any direction lol

That sounds like fun! xx

Fancy a coffee??

I only drink tea!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm on a drought way longer than 31 days, does that get me gold membership

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does my membership carry over from last week?"

Depends who you got fucked by in the interim?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on a drought way longer than 31 days, does that get me gold membership

Think it becomes steel, because we are obviously not gold standard, just steel boned to survive this!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on a drought way longer than 31 days, does that get me gold membership

You get a special mug, free refills and a danish of your choice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

Whoop!

Now let's see if I can pull in here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

Whoop!

Now let's see if I can pull in here

I'm sure you will, you'll have plenty of admirers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

Whoop!

Now let's see if I can pull in here

I'm sure you will, you'll have plenty of admirers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

Whoop!

Now let's see if I can pull in here

Get off my job and get your sex you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

Whoop!

Now let's see if I can pull in here

Get off my job and get your sex you

Now now ladies, drinks and cakes can play nicely too as well

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well said that man.

Play nicely ladies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm on a drought way longer than 31 days, does that get me gold membership

You get a special mug, free refills and a danish of your choice"

Woohoo I'm well happy with that membership offer,

I'm taking it that Danish of my choice is a pastry and not a choice of hot Danish girls you've arranged to break my drought

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug"

Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on a drought way longer than 31 days, does that get me gold membership

You get a special mug, free refills and a danish of your choice

Woohoo I'm well happy with that membership offer,

I'm taking it that Danish of my choice is a pastry and not a choice of hot Danish girls you've arranged to break my drought

Damn I knew I'd left something off the to do list!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I last had sex on the 20th November.

Can I just point out though, that it is because I have flipping pleurisy and have been sick, otherwise I would have been at it like a rabbit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug

Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again

Thank you.

Though I'm happy to help out, I can provide tea.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug"

Sitting on your hand until it goes numb isn't the answer dear boy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug

Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again

Thank you.

Though I'm happy to help out, I can provide tea. "

Oh bugger off you with your bloody tea... It's a sex site

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it's my birthday eve too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug

Sitting on your hand until it goes numb isn't the answer dear boy!"

Leftie counts though right?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug

Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again

Thank you.

Though I'm happy to help out, I can provide tea.

Oh bugger off you with your bloody tea... It's a sex site

Swingers site

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug

Sitting on your hand until it goes numb isn't the answer dear boy!

Leftie counts though right? "

As a leftie- I cannot endorse Leftism!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.

#smug

Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again

Thank you.

Though I'm happy to help out, I can provide tea. "

If Honey is happy with that then I'm happy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I hope you do loyalty discount on your coffee and cakes; think I'll be at this corner table for a while longer.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does my membership carry over from last week?

Depends who you got fucked by in the interim?

Does it seem likely that I got fucked by anyone?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

This is gonna be tricky.......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in.

This is gonna be tricky.......

All are welcome with open arms

If not open legs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

This is gonna be tricky.......

All are welcome with open arms

If not open legs

Even the really really really shy, like me?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in this!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're in this!

Think you might be the first couple we've welcomed through the doors.

I'm all out of party poppers but welcome in anyway - I'm sure you'll be out again soon enough.

And Troy do you want a mask? Preserve the anonymity

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're in this!

Think you might be the first couple we've welcomed through the doors.

I'm all out of party poppers but welcome in anyway - I'm sure you'll be out again soon enough.

And Troy do you want a mask? Preserve the anonymity

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're in this!

Think you might be the first couple we've welcomed through the doors.

I'm all out of party poppers but welcome in anyway - I'm sure you'll be out again soon enough.

And Troy do you want a mask? Preserve the anonymity

How do you do that effing ninja emoji?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Not had one in 30hrs...is there a loophole?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not had one in 30hrs...is there a loophole?

Yes - it leads to the exit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate

Which one?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate

Which one?

I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate

Which one?

I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me "

Now let's not get drastic, I'm sure there are plenty of men on this thread who'd travel to spare you such a horrible fate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate

Which one?

I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me "

What happened to your other proposal, I was wanting to buy a hat for the wedding

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate

Which one?

I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me

What happened to your other proposal, I was wanting to buy a hat for the wedding

He jibbed out, wasn't man enough for the challenge.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

None since 26th of November.

So I am definitely a member of this club....until Friday.

I have told him that he will not be safe on Friday, but he doesn't seem to mind...

Nice pins BTW OP. Nice pins.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate

Which one?

I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me

What happened to your other proposal, I was wanting to buy a hat for the wedding

He jibbed out, wasn't man enough for the challenge. "

Ffs going to have to take my dress back now.

Where did I put that sodding receipt

Mutter mutter men

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None since 26th of November.

So I am definitely a member of this club....until Friday.

I have told him that he will not be safe on Friday, but he doesn't seem to mind...

Nice pins BTW OP. Nice pins."

thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day's nearly over Op.

Same time next week?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

Whoop!

Now let's see if I can pull in here

Get off my job and get your sex you

Share?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

Whoop!

Now let's see if I can pull in here

Get off my job and get your sex you

Share?

The job or the sex? I can't work the day shift

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The day's nearly over Op.

Same time next week?

I'll be here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I thought this thread was for people who don't have sex on a Wednesday???

I don't because I work!

Perhaps I'll pop back when I have a dry spell?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"The day's nearly over Op.

Same time next week?

I'll be here

As will I, unless I get a good fucking beforehand

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, I thought this thread was for people who don't have sex on a Wednesday???

I don't because I work!

Perhaps I'll pop back when I have a dry spell? "

Please do

You'll be very welcome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Oh, I thought this thread was for people who don't have sex on a Wednesday??? "

There's my loophole... I've not had sex on a Wednesday in months

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Sticks head in.....

Looks around.....

Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now

Fab explodes if you ever become a member

It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening

No fab explosions yet....

I'm on dry January

But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?

Advertise for a new barista!

Employees get special dispensation

I can make cake?! Haha

You're hired

Whoop!

Now let's see if I can pull in here

Get off my job and get your sex you

Share?

The job or the sex? I can't work the day shift

Both! I'm nice like that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any managed to get a meet from this club yet??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Are you allowed in here?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any managed to get a meet from this club yet?? "

We've tarred and feathered people for less than that fella. Wash your mouth out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Are you allowed in here? "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you allowed in here?

Ami going to have to manhandle you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*Am I* even

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any managed to get a meet from this club yet??

We've tarred and feathered people for less than that fella. Wash your mouth out

Washed out with dettol, I've been asleep all afternoon so was catching up!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"*Am I* even"

Yes please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread