FabSwingers.com forum: Why can't I get meets?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's wrong with you people? Been on here for months now and all I get are deleted messages

literally couldn't wave my dick around more than I already am. Straight to the point. Fancy a fuck. Job's a good un. Attach dick pic. Send. Nothing wrong with that surely? We're all swingers here right? Oh shit. What if it's my profile? Profile advice please!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do you wash your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some jolly swanky socks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Get some jolly swanky socks

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to wank into? Then he wouldn't have to worry about meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some jolly swanky socks

And a cool hat, OP.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Get some jolly swanky socks

And a cool hat, OP."
to wank in to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that's made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my

Why are we here thread and add support

The trolls are jumping on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you wash your cock? "

Thrice daily. With dettol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a different coloured towel on to brighten ur profile up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a different coloured towel on to brighten ur profile up

Pink ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got veris... what more do you want?

Some people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha that's made me smile

Woohoo! Brownie points

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Do you wash your cock?

Thrice daily. With dettol"

There's ya problem then. Leave it a week or so then when ladies say "ooh, I like the build up to a meet" you'll be able to give her what she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a different coloured towel on to brighten ur profile up

Pink ok?"

No way that's like fab suicide!

Only red will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you wash your cock?

Thrice daily. With dettol"

I occasionally use swafiga lol that's the masochist side coming out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get some jolly swanky socks

What does one's socks have to possess to be labelled swanky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a different coloured towel on to brighten ur profile up

Pink ok?

No way that's like fab suicide!

Only red will do"

It's basically light red

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Get some jolly swanky socks

What does one's socks have to possess to be labelled swanky?"
see my message after his

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you wash your cock?

Thrice daily. With dettol

There's ya problem then. Leave it a week or so then when ladies say "ooh, I like the build up to a meet" you'll be able to give her what she wants.

Oh! THATS what they mean!! Dagnam it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get some jolly swanky socks

What does one's socks have to possess to be labelled swanky? see my message after his

That's grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a different coloured towel on to brighten ur profile up

Pink ok?

No way that's like fab suicide!

Only red will do

It's basically light red

Enjoy ur no meets then. Can't wait to say I told u so

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Do you wash your cock?

Thrice daily. With dettol

There's ya problem then. Leave it a week or so then when ladies say "ooh, I like the build up to a meet" you'll be able to give her what she wants.

Oh! THATS what they mean!! Dagnam it

Haha!

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

You've left something yellow on the floor that will never do you know how OCD they can be that'll put them off straight away lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol"

Patience goes out the window when you've got a morning glory

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show? "

And not a remote control as comparison in sight. Rookie mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show? "

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some jolly swanky socks

And a cool hat, OP. to wank in to?

I'm too sexy for my hat, poor beanie, poor beanie hat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show? "

Ooh I like it!! 'burstinforasquirtin' has quite a ring to it.

Yeah but every time I pull my phone out mid thrust I get twatted in the chin! Not fair

hang on. Let me get in position. Pic to follow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, just attach loads of pictures of you smashing some vaginas. I love those ones!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Buy a pooch just like Taff...

He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....

Its true!

Taff told me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

These good ladies know what maketh an excellent photo......I also suggest naked but with white socks on, an open toilet seat, some clothes and/or debris in the background and some old cans of lager and fag ends on a coffee table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see

I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP... You've been on only 3 months, it takes time.

Look at all the other similar threads on the Forum pages for information.

But to answer a few points.

You have no face pic(s) on your profile; potential meet people like to see who'd they would want to meet.

You say you cannot accommodate, why not? Unless you do say why, that makes people suspicious.

Have you been on the Forums? Have you been to Socials? Have you been to Clubs in your region? Have you really worked on your profile to make it really stand out, to make you Numero Uno against all the other guys competing against you?

Your verification means little other that to describe what a good singer and drinker you are.

Put a lot of hard work into it and it might work.

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

To be fair an open, unflushed toilet was in page 1 of men's hot pics the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP... You've been on only 3 months, it takes time.

Look at all the other similar threads on the Forum pages for information.

But to answer a few points.

You have no face pic(s) on your profile; potential meet people like to see who'd they would want to meet.

You say you cannot accommodate, why not? Unless you do say why, that makes people suspicious.

Your verification means little other that to describe what a good singer and drinker you are.

Put a lot of hard work into it and it might work.

Good luck!"

3 months???

When I first joined 7 years ago

Chat was full and varied

Meets were easy to achieve

Why should it now take 3 months?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see

I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?"

Oh I love it when they ask to do that!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

To be fair an open, unflushed toilet was in page 1 of men's hot pics the other day

Seriously?!?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think it's because you're not marketing yourself as having a SWC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love it when they ask to do that! "

Me too.. Guaranteed a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see

I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?"

Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done

I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

To be fair an open, unflushed toilet was in page 1 of men's hot pics the other day

Seriously?!?!

Yes but he had a big cock and hint of a six pack so that's all that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I like it your just too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see

I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?

Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done

I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz

God you're way to picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see

I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?

Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done

I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz

God you're way to picky

*too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP... You've been on only 3 months, it takes time.

Look at all the other similar threads on the Forum pages for information.

But to answer a few points.

You have no face pic(s) on your profile; potential meet people like to see who'd they would want to meet.

You say you cannot accommodate, why not? Unless you do say why, that makes people suspicious.

Your verification means little other that to describe what a good singer and drinker you are.

Put a lot of hard work into it and it might work.

Good luck!"

I am an amazing singer tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see

I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?

Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done

I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz

God you're way to picky

If the women on here can be, so can I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a pooch just like Taff...

He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....

Its true!

Taff told me

Shhh don't give away all my secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?

Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done

I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz

God you're way to picky

If the women on here can be, so can I

Men having equal rights on here?

that attitude wont get you anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your verification means little other that to describe what a good singer and drinker you are"

Hey, it took me ages to word that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol"

Disregard this advice. I locked myself out of my house once. I played patience for three hours on the doorstep and.........I was still locked out. Patience isn't always the key.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?

Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done

I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz

God you're way to picky

If the women on here can be, so can I

Men having equal rights on here?

that attitude wont get you anywhere

We do, don't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?

Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done

I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz

God you're way to picky

If the women on here can be, so can I

Men having equal rights on here?

that attitude wont get you anywhere

We do, don't we?

Ermmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help but notice you have neither a Sky remote/cock combo, or a cock shot over a toilet bowl...

Ffs, OP. They're gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash

You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse

Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?

And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done

To be fair an open, unflushed toilet was in page 1 of men's hot pics the other day

You're joking, aren't you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with you people? Been on here for months now and all I get are deleted messages

"
Maybe it's them or your messages aren't personal enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with you people? Been on here for months now and all I get are deleted messages

Maybe it's them or your messages aren't personal enough?"

Probably them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with you people? Been on here for months now and all I get are deleted messages

sometimes u just need a break from here mate, recharge ur batteries and comeback with a different approach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought youd be more in the know about that

did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?

Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done

I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz

God you're way to picky

If the women on here can be, so can I

Men having equal rights on here?

that attitude wont get you anywhere

We do, don't we?

Ermmmm...

Don't tell me this. I will be screwed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't help but notice you have neither a Sky remote/cock combo, or a cock shot over a toilet bowl...

Ffs, OP. They're gold!

If I upload these and I don't get laid within 12 hours, you owe me a faf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha I like it your just too young "

I don't have to be

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"What's wrong with you people? Been on here for months now and all I get are deleted messages

[earnest advice from someone immune to irony goes here]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy a pooch just like Taff...

He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....

Its true!

Taff told me

Shhh don't give away all my secrets

Can't I just borrow yours? Seems easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help but notice you have neither a Sky remote/cock combo, or a cock shot over a toilet bowl...

Ffs, OP. They're gold!

If I upload these and I don't get laid within 12 hours, you owe me a faf

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bold girl your gorgeous. Shame naughty lane ain't local to me x

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Buy a pooch just like Taff...

He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....

Its true!

Taff told me

Shhh don't give away all my secrets

Can't I just borrow yours? Seems easier "

Borrowing someones dog to get a meet would be a new low on site!

Shame on you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy a pooch just like Taff...

He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....

Its true!

Taff told me

Shhh don't give away all my secrets

Can't I just borrow yours? Seems easier

Borrowing someones dog to get a meet would be a new low on site!

Shame on you OP

My bad. Sorry

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