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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beards and tinned sardines, do not make good bed fellows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this insight based on personal experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat tinned sardines so i wouldn't know Spahgettin in Ragú sauce is my bane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this insight based on personal experience?"

As i type...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster


"Beards and tinned sardines, do not make good bed fellows."

I've actually experience this. Can smell it all day. Vile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane."

Strength of mind. The weaker fall early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

Strength of mind. The weaker fall early"

I can't argue with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

Strength of mind. The weaker fall early

I can't argue with that."

I don't think it helps that I look like a tramp too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this insight based on personal experience?

As i type..."

Ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

Strength of mind. The weaker fall early"

2 weeks a beard does not make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a minge beard at the moment. But I can't quite place which fish it smells like...I dont eat sardines, though, so I've ruled that one out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

Strength of mind. The weaker fall early

2 weeks a beard does not make "

Yours only looks about a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a minge beard at the moment. But I can't quite place which fish it smells like...I dont eat sardines, though, so I've ruled that one out. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

Strength of mind. The weaker fall early

I can't argue with that.

I don't think it helps that I look like a tramp too."

I'm embracing the tramp look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got a 3 year old beard... the only time it gets trimmed is when i visit the barbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

Strength of mind. The weaker fall early

2 weeks a beard does not make

Yours only looks about a week. "

I trim it down else it looks scruffy. Very scruffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

Strength of mind. The weaker fall early

2 weeks a beard does not make

Yours only looks about a week.

I trim it down else it looks scruffy. Very scruffy"

I was going to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a Tom Selleck 'tache, TBH

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I prefer a Tom Selleck 'tache, TBH "

I bet it looks terrible on you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribs or wings always seem to require a good grooming afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find porridge or egg particularly problematic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find porridge or egg particularly problematic. "

Egg yolk is a right pain! I feel you with that one

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds

[Removed by poster at 17/01/17 13:53:32]

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I prefer a Tom Selleck 'tache, TBH "

Hoping for some kind of Velcro effect when he goes south? X

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Beards and tinned sardines, do not make good bed fellows."

Whereas finding a beard on a bloke in my bed is most definitely good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current beard is regularly groomed and I've had it since end of October. To the guy who shaved after 2 weeks, you were so close lol. That is right about the time it stops itching!

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane."
mine always itch. But am tempted to grow one like Tom Hardy in Taboo.

And I don't like tinned sardines...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stringy cheese. Mozzarella for example. Stuff gets everywere....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find porridge or egg particularly problematic. "

Porridge agreed!

With this beard, I'm experimenting with not trimming my top lip. I want to see what nature's plan is. It seems ridiculous that you can grow something that makes eating really really annoying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find porridge or egg particularly problematic.

Porridge agreed!

With this beard, I'm experimenting with not trimming my top lip. I want to see what nature's plan is. It seems ridiculous that you can grow something that makes eating really really annoying. "

See how my top lip is vanishing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow who knew having a beard could be so problematic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow who knew having a beard could be so problematic "

See it's not easy having Derelicte chic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart sinks.... see a perfect profile, check they're looking for single guys, check pictures and interests then.... NO BEARDS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with a sauce on can be a pain

Or

Floured buns....

Damn flour get everywhere, I tend to blow the flour off before eating....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything with a sauce on can be a pain

Or

Floured buns....

Damn flour get everywhere, I tend to blow the flour off before eating...."
doughnuts too. God damn those delicious little bastards!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Were the sardines in oil, or tomato sauce OP? This needs clarifying before I can comment further.

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I find porridge or egg particularly problematic.

Porridge agreed!

With this beard, I'm experimenting with not trimming my top lip. I want to see what nature's plan is. It seems ridiculous that you can grow something that makes eating really really annoying. "

You may need to wax your upper lip so you don't end up with a soup strainer!! I currently have the same problem and have to use a moustache wax to shape it!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

My dad had a handlebar all his life and I never saw anything lodged in it, not even an errant bogie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breadcrumbs/beard/pigeons=hazardous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were the sardines in oil, or tomato sauce OP? This needs clarifying before I can comment further. "

Extra virgin olive oil.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why would anyone want to eat sardines?

Unless you're a cat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone want to eat sardines?

Unless you're a cat! "

I'm getting on the Icelandic diet!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Were the sardines in oil, or tomato sauce OP? This needs clarifying before I can comment further.

Extra virgin olive oil. "

Now see, that's where your going wrong my friend. Sild and extra virgin would be a much better combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've become a huge lover of anchovies and 5 day growth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were the sardines in oil, or tomato sauce OP? This needs clarifying before I can comment further.

Extra virgin olive oil.

Now see, that's where your going wrong my friend. Sild and extra virgin would be a much better combination "

When I'm feeling reet posh, i spoil myself with those "Canadian style" ones, have you seen them?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Were the sardines in oil, or tomato sauce OP? This needs clarifying before I can comment further.

Extra virgin olive oil.

Now see, that's where your going wrong my friend. Sild and extra virgin would be a much better combination

When I'm feeling reet posh, i spoil myself with those "Canadian style" ones, have you seen them? "

Yes Skipper, I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard slices. Do not eat those if you have a beard. Disaster waiting to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards and runny noses are rather trying too...

I have an old china tea cup somewhere with a moustache protector built in. Clever, those Victorians.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beards and runny noses are rather trying too...

I have an old china tea cup somewhere with a moustache protector built in. Clever, those Victorians. "

Troof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beard chat part two.

Beard care. Or more accurately

...."Lotions and potions"....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I've just showered and washed my chin warmer with an olive oil soap bar.... now should i oil, or moisturise....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to always look after the beard. Can't be having fish walking around your beard. Need to make sure they stay well clear of all that.

I love mine. Have always had it, even before the 'trend'. As I now say, more hair on my chin than on my head. By choice may I just add.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

By the way dear reader, if you're into the whole "manliness" movement you're probably aware of the Capt Fawcett range of crap to throw at your beard/moustache (eagle eyed viewers will be aware of my past dalliance with moustaches..) may i recommend the Booze and baccy cologne that they sell. My wonderful wife purloined me at bottle for Yule and everyone agrees on its exquisite aroma..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need to always look after the beard. Can't be having fish walking around your beard. Need to make sure they stay well clear of all that.

I love mine. Have always had it, even before the 'trend'. As I now say, more hair on my chin than on my head. By choice may I just add.

"

Ah yes the trend! I grew my first "real" beard in 1991... how about you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beards and runny noses are rather trying too...

I have an old china tea cup somewhere with a moustache protector built in. Clever, those Victorians. "

Stops the wax melting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to always look after the beard. Can't be having fish walking around your beard. Need to make sure they stay well clear of all that.

I love mine. Have always had it, even before the 'trend'. As I now say, more hair on my chin than on my head. By choice may I just add.

Ah yes the trend! I grew my first "real" beard in 1991... how about you? "

1989

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

It never surprises me the amounts of niche fetish out there. Maybe you have stumbled on or are practising a new one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forever Beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need to always look after the beard. Can't be having fish walking around your beard. Need to make sure they stay well clear of all that.

I love mine. Have always had it, even before the 'trend'. As I now say, more hair on my chin than on my head. By choice may I just add.

Ah yes the trend! I grew my first "real" beard in 1991... how about you?

1989

"

blimy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew a beared last year,it put about 10 years on me,so i shaved the fucker off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 weeks until my winter beard comes off and I embrace the summer barefaced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"6 weeks until my winter beard comes off and I embrace the summer barefaced. "

I don't think it'll be warm enough in 6 weeks for that. Maybe April.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

We all remember Mr Twits beard right??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all remember Mr Twits beard right??"

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"6 weeks until my winter beard comes off and I embrace the summer barefaced. "

You should keep it until The Panther become Deutschemeister

Might be waiting a while though heh heh

On a side note about beard care. Always carry a comb. Works wonders for post food carnage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"6 weeks until my winter beard comes off and I embrace the summer barefaced.

You should keep it until The Panther become Deutschemeister

Might be waiting a while though heh heh

On a side note about beard care. Always carry a comb. Works wonders for post food carnage"

Wise words my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6 weeks until my winter beard comes off and I embrace the summer barefaced.

You should keep it until The Panther become Deutschemeister

Might be waiting a while though heh heh

On a side note about beard care. Always carry a comb. Works wonders for post food carnage"

Never leave home without my little beard comb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beard fact:

They fell out of favour during the reign of Elizabeth I when she imposed a tax on them in order to raise funds for her fleet.

I see they're making a come back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beard fact:

They fell out of favour during the reign of Elizabeth I when she imposed a tax on them in order to raise funds for her fleet.

I see they're making a come back. "

I would gladly pay a beard tax to fund our Royal Navy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a beard seems like more upkeep than mowing my face once a week.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Need to always look after the beard. Can't be having fish walking around your beard. Need to make sure they stay well clear of all that.

I love mine. Have always had it, even before the 'trend'. As I now say, more hair on my chin than on my head. By choice may I just add.

Ah yes the trend! I grew my first "real" beard in 1991... how about you?

1989

blimy! "

He's only a baby bless him. I had a ZZ Top beard in '85

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need to always look after the beard. Can't be having fish walking around your beard. Need to make sure they stay well clear of all that.

I love mine. Have always had it, even before the 'trend'. As I now say, more hair on my chin than on my head. By choice may I just add.

Ah yes the trend! I grew my first "real" beard in 1991... how about you?

1989

blimy!

He's only a baby bless him. I had a ZZ Top beard in '85 "

You know you're my fab hero, you don't need to go on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a beard seems like more upkeep than mowing my face once a week. "

Depends. I always seem to be plagued by razor rash and ingrowing hairs.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Having a beard seems like more upkeep than mowing my face once a week.

Depends. I always seem to be plagued by razor rash and ingrowing hairs."

Top tip.

Don't shave yer arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a beard seems like more upkeep than mowing my face once a week.

Depends. I always seem to be plagued by razor rash and ingrowing hairs.

Top tip.

Don't shave yer arse "

Ooo no! I might catch a pile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a beard seems like more upkeep than mowing my face once a week.

Depends. I always seem to be plagued by razor rash and ingrowing hairs."

You don't get that with a face mower though - I just use the pair of clippers.

Wet shaving is filthy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a beard seems like more upkeep than mowing my face once a week.

Depends. I always seem to be plagued by razor rash and ingrowing hairs.

You don't get that with a face mower though - I just use the pair of clippers.

Wet shaving is filthy."

I enjoy wet shaving. When I'm shaving obviously...

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

ASAÀAAAARGH! IT'S ITCHING.

Is there anything I can do to calm it down? Something to soften the hair maybe, and stop it antagonizing me...

Any help appreciated before my face ends up bald again. Thanks.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane."

Are you not sporting one in your avatar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't know how anyone can grow one - I shaved at the weekend after 2 weeks because it was driving me absolutely insane.

Are you not sporting one in your avatar?"

I'd hardly call a weeks worth of stubble a beard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ASAÀAAAARGH! IT'S ITCHING.

Is there anything I can do to calm it down? Something to soften the hair maybe, and stop it antagonizing me...

Any help appreciated before my face ends up bald again. Thanks."

Moisturise hunny!

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