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By *r havin a laugh OP   Man
over a year ago

Innerleithen

I had my back waxed today and whilst speaking to the therapist we were talking about her boyfriend coming from Smethwick. I said that's in the black country. She said my boyfriends black. Bearing in mind she was only 19 and living in Sussex how would of been the best way to dig myself out of feeling guilty of being racist. She genuinely doesn't know about the black country and I've been riddled with guilt all day.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Why? It's not you not knowing stuff.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't sweat it. There's not a lot you can do - it would be crass to go back and explain. One day she will think "oh! that's what hairy-harry was on about"

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over a year ago

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By *r havin a laugh OP   Man
over a year ago

Innerleithen


"Why? It's not you not knowing stuff."
just thr way she replied off the cuff so quickly. Thank god she'd finished on my back.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I had my back waxed today and whilst speaking to the therapist we were talking about her boyfriend coming from Smethwick. I said that's in the black country. She said my boyfriends black. Bearing in mind she was only 19 and living in Sussex how would of been the best way to dig myself out of feeling guilty of being racist. She genuinely doesn't know about the black country and I've been riddled with guilt all day."

Tell her everyone in the black country loves faggots and ask her if her bf likes them

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I wouldn`t worry about it but perhaps next time you could elaborate a little more as to why it`s called the Black Country!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you feel guilty for saying black county

I feel your making mountains out of mole hills, should have just said it's an area in the West Midlands, being 19 and from Sussex does not mean she's to thick to understand stuff

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"I had my back waxed today and whilst speaking to the therapist we were talking about her boyfriend coming from Smethwick. I said that's in the black country. She said my boyfriends black. Bearing in mind she was only 19 and living in Sussex how would of been the best way to dig myself out of feeling guilty of being racist. She genuinely doesn't know about the black country and I've been riddled with guilt all day.

Tell her everyone in the black country loves faggots and ask her if her bf likes them"

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By *r havin a laugh OP   Man
over a year ago

Innerleithen


"I had my back waxed today and whilst speaking to the therapist we were talking about her boyfriend coming from Smethwick. I said that's in the black country. She said my boyfriends black. Bearing in mind she was only 19 and living in Sussex how would of been the best way to dig myself out of feeling guilty of being racist. She genuinely doesn't know about the black country and I've been riddled with guilt all day.

Tell her everyone in the black country loves faggots and ask her if her bf likes them"

funny as fuck, love this post

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Next time call it the country of colour and you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my back waxed today and whilst speaking to the therapist we were talking about her boyfriend coming from Smethwick. I said that's in the black country. She said my boyfriends black. Bearing in mind she was only 19 and living in Sussex how would of been the best way to dig myself out of feeling guilty of being racist. She genuinely doesn't know about the black country and I've been riddled with guilt all day.

Tell her everyone in the black country loves faggots and ask her if her bf likes them"

Not true I'm a vegaterian

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Why? It's not you not knowing stuff.just thr way she replied off the cuff so quickly. Thank god she'd finished on my back. "

I'm sure, if she mentions it to her boyfriend, he'll educate her.

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By *r havin a laugh OP   Man
over a year ago

Innerleithen


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I wouldn`t worry about it but perhaps next time you could elaborate a little more as to why it`s called the Black Country!"

because I was panicking about upsetting her, I told her about the smog and chimneys and coal, but it didn't sound convincing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why? It's not you not knowing stuff.just thr way she replied off the cuff so quickly. Thank god she'd finished on my back.

I'm sure, if she mentions it to her boyfriend, he'll educate her."

I can't believe that she's never heard of the place if her boyfriend lives there

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Over thinking it a bit aren't you? She probably tell her mum about the conversation you had, she'll explain what you meant and then think 'oh so he wasn't a racist knob after all'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wouldn`t worry about it but perhaps next time you could elaborate a little more as to why it`s called the Black Country!

because I was panicking about upsetting her, I told her about the smog and chimneys and coal, but it didn't sound convincing"

Next times tell her it's where the Tipton Taliban came from im sure she'll pick that up better

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By *r havin a laugh OP   Man
over a year ago

Innerleithen


"Why? It's not you not knowing stuff.just thr way she replied off the cuff so quickly. Thank god she'd finished on my back.

I'm sure, if she mentions it to her boyfriend, he'll educate her.

I can't believe that she's never heard of the place if her boyfriend lives there "

he did live there, been in Sussex for 5 years

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I had my back waxed today and whilst speaking to the therapist we were talking about her boyfriend coming from Smethwick. I said that's in the black country. She said my boyfriends black. Bearing in mind she was only 19 and living in Sussex how would of been the best way to dig myself out of feeling guilty of being racist. She genuinely doesn't know about the black country and I've been riddled with guilt all day.

Tell her everyone in the black country loves faggots and ask her if her bf likes them

Not true I'm a vegaterian "

I saw it scribbled on the toilets in the red cow in gornal that you loved a meaty sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my back waxed today and whilst speaking to the therapist we were talking about her boyfriend coming from Smethwick. I said that's in the black country. She said my boyfriends black. Bearing in mind she was only 19 and living in Sussex how would of been the best way to dig myself out of feeling guilty of being racist. She genuinely doesn't know about the black country and I've been riddled with guilt all day.

Tell her everyone in the black country loves faggots and ask her if her bf likes them

Not true I'm a vegaterian

I saw it scribbled on the toilets in the red cow in gornal that you loved a meaty sausage "

That could be true actually

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I had my back waxed today and whilst speaking to the therapist we were talking about her boyfriend coming from Smethwick. I said that's in the black country. She said my boyfriends black. Bearing in mind she was only 19 and living in Sussex how would of been the best way to dig myself out of feeling guilty of being racist. She genuinely doesn't know about the black country and I've been riddled with guilt all day.

Tell her everyone in the black country loves faggots and ask her if her bf likes them

Not true I'm a vegaterian

I saw it scribbled on the toilets in the red cow in gornal that you loved a meaty sausage

That could be true actually "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a black girl out once. I asked her where she was from, she said the black country. We both had a good laugh about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once broke wind in Wolverhampton.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Nah that's Essex.

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