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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

no thanks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Oh hello

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


" no thanks "

that's it steve your on the naughty step with the dog

not because of your answer but because you have miss understood the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that i had a very well hidden penis, and it was bigger than yours.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Oh hello "

do you come here often

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


" no thanks

that's it steve your on the naughty step with the dog

not because of your answer but because you have miss understood the game "

Oh.....a story I didn't realise. sorry.

Can we start at the 'big penis' bit again?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"that i had a very well hidden penis, and it was bigger than yours."

gold star and a adult colouring book with some pens on the way to you missy for making me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


" no thanks

that's it steve your on the naughty step with the dog

not because of your answer but because you have miss understood the game

Oh.....a story I didn't realise. sorry.

Can we start at the 'big penis' bit again?"

sure you can after all everything looks bigger when being handled by small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that i had a very well hidden penis, and it was bigger than yours.

gold star and a adult colouring book with some pens on the way to you missy for making me chuckle "

you're welcome.

*heads off for a colouring in adventure*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Oh hello

do you come here often "

Depends where it is you want me to come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

"

You can't spell hello

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?"

I realised I would rather wash my hair.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

I realised I would rather wash my hair."

"In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

"

they were allergic to rope

xx ill take a cuppa when you've got time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pawing is bad for sweaters on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

"

Facebook is not an appropriate medium for such a message

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. "

good one but

surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.

train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

I realised I would rather wash my hair.

"In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle "

In your dreams

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Oh hello

do you come here often

Depends where it is you want me to come? "

let me see how many rooms does your average house in London have .

lets see 3 bedrooms I bathroom kitchen living room hallway

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

You can't spell hello "

sadly it seems I can't I'm blaming it on the eye candy that had me thinking about pushing send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.

good one but

surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.

"

That's because you're so masculine

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

"

You were texting your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.

good one but

surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.

train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown "

I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.

good one but

surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.

That's because you're so masculine"

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

they were allergic to rope

xx ill take a cuppa when you've got time xx"

I had time today but I ended up at a auction house .

and yes a pot of tea is due very soon maybe next week will pm you xxxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

You were texting your mum "

and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

You were texting your mum

and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son "

Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

You were texting your mum

and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son

Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow "

hugs gorgeous xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

I realised I would rather wash my hair.

"In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle

In your dreams "

Don't forget the rinse

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.

I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?

You were texting your mum

and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son

Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow "

I know I'm trying to change a habit I've had since I left home which is my poor mum has to ring me to check I'm still alive . hangs head in shame and makes a mental note to do better .

birthdays and Christmas are the worst for memories of those we wish were still with us . chin up and try to remember the good times tomorrow darling and hopefully the sadness will be mixed with a happy memory or two xxx

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.

good one but

surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.

train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown

I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream . "

you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.

good one but

surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.

train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown

I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream .

you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot "

You're too compassionate to be on auto pilot... Have a feeling you like to make a woman feel special... Maybe I'll get to find out for myself one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe this isn't such a good idea

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.

good one but

surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.

train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown

I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream .

you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot

You're too compassionate to be on auto pilot... Have a feeling you like to make a woman feel special... Maybe I'll get to find out for myself one day "

don't tell everyone my secret true nature you'll ruin my rep for starters .

pumpkin I'm blushing because you see through me xxxx

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