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" no thanks " that's it steve your on the naughty step with the dog not because of your answer but because you have miss understood the game | |||
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" no thanks that's it steve your on the naughty step with the dog not because of your answer but because you have miss understood the game " Oh.....a story I didn't realise. sorry. Can we start at the 'big penis' bit again? | |||
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"that i had a very well hidden penis, and it was bigger than yours." gold star and a adult colouring book with some pens on the way to you missy for making me chuckle | |||
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" no thanks that's it steve your on the naughty step with the dog not because of your answer but because you have miss understood the game Oh.....a story I didn't realise. sorry. Can we start at the 'big penis' bit again?" sure you can after all everything looks bigger when being handled by small hands | |||
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"Oh hello do you come here often " Depends where it is you want me to come? | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? " You can't spell hello | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?" I realised I would rather wash my hair. | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? I realised I would rather wash my hair." "In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? " they were allergic to rope xx ill take a cuppa when you've got time xx | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? " Facebook is not an appropriate medium for such a message | |||
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. " good one but surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me. train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? I realised I would rather wash my hair. "In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle " In your dreams | |||
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"Oh hello do you come here often Depends where it is you want me to come? " let me see how many rooms does your average house in London have . lets see 3 bedrooms I bathroom kitchen living room hallway | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? You can't spell hello " sadly it seems I can't I'm blaming it on the eye candy that had me thinking about pushing send | |||
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. good one but surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me. " That's because you're so masculine | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? " You were texting your mum | |||
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. good one but surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me. train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown " I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream . | |||
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. good one but surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me. That's because you're so masculine" | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? they were allergic to rope xx ill take a cuppa when you've got time xx" I had time today but I ended up at a auction house . and yes a pot of tea is due very soon maybe next week will pm you xxxx | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? You were texting your mum " and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? You were texting your mum and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son " Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? You were texting your mum and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow " hugs gorgeous xx | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? I realised I would rather wash my hair. "In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle In your dreams " Don't forget the rinse | |||
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion. I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....? You were texting your mum and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow " I know I'm trying to change a habit I've had since I left home which is my poor mum has to ring me to check I'm still alive . hangs head in shame and makes a mental note to do better . birthdays and Christmas are the worst for memories of those we wish were still with us . chin up and try to remember the good times tomorrow darling and hopefully the sadness will be mixed with a happy memory or two xxx | |||
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. good one but surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me. train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream . " you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot | |||
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. good one but surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me. train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream . you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot " You're too compassionate to be on auto pilot... Have a feeling you like to make a woman feel special... Maybe I'll get to find out for myself one day | |||
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. good one but surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me. train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream . you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot You're too compassionate to be on auto pilot... Have a feeling you like to make a woman feel special... Maybe I'll get to find out for myself one day " don't tell everyone my secret true nature you'll ruin my rep for starters . pumpkin I'm blushing because you see through me xxxx | |||
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