FabSwingers.com forum: favourite sayings

By *ertnbecky OP Couple
over a year ago

oldham

one i tend to remember is Don't be disappointed if people refuse to help you.

Remember the words of "Einstein"

"I am thankful to all those who said NO

Because of them

I did it myself!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's two things smell like fish and one of 'em's fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two things smell like fish and one of 'em's fish."

Whats the other then?? xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Alright Bertford old man! Not seen you for a while.

My favourite phrase is...

'If at first you don't succeed, try a seed smoothie.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two things smell like fish and one of 'em's fish.

Whats the other then?? xx"

Your finger.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i have two i use all the time..

"there more than one way to skin a cat"

and " the only way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time"

gets me through most things.

x HSM

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By *ertnbecky OP Couple
over a year ago

oldham

ello there spunky funky hows you hope you are well and swinging round the forums waving your tallywhacker to the fine young maidens

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By *ertnbecky OP Couple
over a year ago

oldham

I started with nothing!!!!............................... and I've still got most of it left!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I use lots all the while, in fact nearly every conversation i will through a saying in. Guess the one i use most often is fuck that for a game of soldiers

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

My fav has to be "No shit sherlock"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

One i say to myself alot is "even the longest road starts with one single step"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want something done right... do it yourself

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Shit happens is my saying.....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

my standard response is "Fuck right off, ya fudface"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes dear xx

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"my standard response is "Fuck right off, ya fudface""

I'd never have guessed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that your own brain or are you breaking it in for an idiot?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two things smell like fish and one of 'em's fish.

Whats the other then?? xx

Your finger."

Spoken like a true man

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

My favourites of my Grans were

"She's no better than she should be"

"All fur coat and no knickers"

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

I have loads

B.A.R Believe achieve receive

Life is for living

Don't knock until you have tried it.

Try everything at least once, twice just to make sure.

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!

There's only one way of life and that's your own, your own, your own

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

What comes around goes around

and Dont let bastards grind you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What comes around goes around

Wait patiently on the river bank and, in time, you will see the corpses of your enemies float by.

But my favourite these days is DILLIGAFF.....B-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What comes around goes around

Wait patiently on the river bank and, in time, you will see the corpses of your enemies float by.

But my favourite these days is DILLIGAFF.....B-)"

A little difficult to tell

But i bet you know she's a good un.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i use them all the time.

2 of my favs.

swings and roundabouts.

into every life a little rain must fall.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"DILLIGAFF.....B-)"

user no longer on site??????

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By *cotscple4funCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

you can only piss with the cock youve got

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By *eeking Maid MarianMan
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest N Notts

When something I do goes wrong...I often say........"that's what happens when you send a boy to do a man's job"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"When something I do goes wrong...I often say........"it's your fault!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an eye for an eye and the whole world will be blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as useful as a chocolate teapot ...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"ello there spunky funky hows you hope you are well and swinging round the forums waving your tallywhacker to the fine young maidens

Always my friends, always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not over till the fat lady sings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for ye won't go by ye.

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Do as little as possible, and do it tomorrow.

Children are the future, but today belongs to me.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

'Does the Pope sh!t in the woods?'

or is it 'is the bear a Catholic'?

...I'm easily confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sweats like a blind lesbian in a fish shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not over till the fat lady sings.

laaaaaaaaa

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"She sweats like a blind lesbian in a fish shop!"

lol

about as much use as a chocolate fireguard

if its big and grey and has tusks and a trunk...its an elephant!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

It's no use, crying over spilt milk!

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

I said..you buy one you get one free!

I said you buy one you get one free!

like shit from china! very far fetched!

as ugly as a bull dog chewing a wasp!

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

Once a c***, always a c***! Fact!!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"I said..you buy one you get one free!

I said you buy one you get one free!

like shit from china! very far fetched!

as ugly as a bull dog chewing a wasp!

Face like a bag of spanners

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By *lloyfishMan
over a year ago

Chorley

When all said and done.... there's more said than done. x

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

it's six of one, half a dozen of the other

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs.....

.... then you will be taller than everyone else!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs....

.... then you dont realise how much shit has just hit the fan!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is for living and enjoy every moment of it oh and your a long time dead.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

One of my Gran's fav sayings if somebody passed wind or belched :

"doesn't pay rent, so has to come out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It aint over til the fat lady sings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is equal, just some are more equal than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say though the mainstay of my life has been the one me ol mam used to say

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall."

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

the customer is the reason for your work not an interruption to it

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You've got breath like a shit smugglers satchel!

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"She sweats like a blind lesbian in a fish shop!"

Sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop!

Sweating like a rapist in a line up!

Shaking like a shitting dog! To be used when you are scared lol

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

If your ever asked how that project is going reply "I am all over it, like a tramp on chips boss"

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"Everyone is equal, just some are more equal than others."

Everyone is equal, just some THINK they are more equal than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages!

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