FabSwingers.com forum: Sundays nocturnal thread

By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

whose perven lurking working or just cant be arsed

hot chocs and hot buttered crumpets over on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening m'lady

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening mr sexy xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Good evening, just watching a DVD - Denzel Washington as The Equaliser - he seriously kicks arse in this film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening mr sexy xx"

How the devil

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening mr hello x

whats the weather like in leigh tonight

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Good evening mr sexy xx

How the devil"
i think ur more the young devil

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Well it was raining most of the day, but its been a good one really

Happy with my lot, and how about your day?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Good evening mr hello x

whats the weather like in leigh tonight"

I hope I find you well Miss Voddy?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Evening Voddy,im having a brew at work xx

Miss

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

In bed chilling

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Well it was raining most of the day, but its been a good one really

Happy with my lot, and how about your day?

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was nice and quiet then blew electrics in kitchen good job i like sandwiches lol been raining here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just locking up and putting the burglar alarm on then off to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening mr sexy xx

How the devili think ur more the young devil

I have my moments

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening miss lovely to see you here tonight

spose he's snoring his head off while your slaving xxx

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr swing xxx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Well it was raining most of the day, but its been a good one really

Happy with my lot, and how about your day?

was nice and quiet then blew electrics in kitchen good job i like sandwiches lol been raining here too "

Good job you like sandwiches like you said! Pity I'm no sparky to advise. Hope you get them sorted

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Good evening miss lovely to see you here tonight

spose he's snoring his head off while your slaving xxx"

Ha ha ,probably

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Good evening miss lovely to see you here tonight

spose he's snoring his head off while your slaving xxx

Ha ha ,probably

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Bad jack slap his arse for me tomorrow

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Good evening miss lovely to see you here tonight

spose he's snoring his head off while your slaving xxx

Ha ha ,probably

Bad jack slap his arse for me tomorrow

I will _oddy

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Evening everyone. Did someone say crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Voddy, You've given me a night off!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Evening Voddy et al. Xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Evening Voddy et al. Xx"
doffs cap... hello

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr gemini just help yourself xx

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Evening Voddy et al. Xx doffs cap... hello

Evening.

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr jim xxx slaps cute bum

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms LL xx

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"evening mr gemini just help yourself xx"

I don't mind if I dorder. Thank you very much Voddy

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"whose perven lurking working or just cant be arsed

hot chocs and hot buttered crumpets over on the side "

hey up lass!

*grabs crumpet, hot chocolate and pulls up a chair*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr Dysnomia xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

You'll need an extra large one in the morning if you eat this late.......

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

Only the best butter I think, that's what it tastes like anyway!

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms Rachael xx of course only the best for you young lady now dont give any to the penquins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

Only the best butter I think, that's what it tastes like anyway!"

Cool. Nicks another. Looks for the bar

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"evening ms LL xx"

Thanks for the wonderful hospitality. Hot choc and crumpets are delish. Xx

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms PP xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

I can't believe it isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening ms Rachael xx of course only the best for you young lady now dont give any to the penquins "

Are you mad? Penguins don't eat buttered crumpets. They only like margarine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening mr jim xxx slaps cute bum"

Again, again.

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

Only the best butter I think, that's what it tastes like anyway!

Cool. Nicks another. Looks for the bar

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hides the gin no stripping on the tables tonight young lady

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I like this thread,very welcoming

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"evening ms PP xx"

Evening _oddy. I'm not partaking in any crumpet theft, just here for the social side xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

Only the best butter I think, that's what it tastes like anyway!

Cool. Nicks another. Looks for the bar

hides the gin no stripping on the tables tonight young lady

Is that how these things normally go? haha

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Evening all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

Only the best butter I think, that's what it tastes like anyway!

Cool. Nicks another. Looks for the bar

hides the gin no stripping on the tables tonight young lady

Is that how these things normally go? haha"

You e been talking to Mark in chams?

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"evening ms Rachael xx of course only the best for you young lady now dont give any to the penquins

Are you mad? Penguins don't eat buttered crumpets. They only like margarine

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and strawberry jam little devils

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

Only the best butter I think, that's what it tastes like anyway!

Cool. Nicks another. Looks for the bar

hides the gin no stripping on the tables tonight young lady

Is that how these things normally go? haha

You e been talking to Mark in chams?

"
no the penquin told me

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms floppssy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening ms Rachael xx of course only the best for you young lady now dont give any to the penquins

Are you mad? Penguins don't eat buttered crumpets. They only like margarine

and strawberry jam little devils"

I'm buying my wife a penguin onesie and making her wear it until I get my baby one. Stamps foot.

(Fuck. Gotta stop stamping. I'm getting shin splints).

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"evening mr Dysnomia xx"

*puts on best sean connery james bond voice* ah, mish Voddy, we meet at last...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

Only the best butter I think, that's what it tastes like anyway!

Cool. Nicks another. Looks for the bar

hides the gin no stripping on the tables tonight young lady

Is that how these things normally go? haha

You e been talking to Mark in chams?

no the penquin told me

Phew. The penguin doesn't know the full story

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford

Evening everyone hope you all have had a great weekend

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"evening mr Dysnomia xx

*puts on best sean connery james bond voice* ah, mish Voddy, we meet at last...

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mmmmmm mr cute bum come into the dark corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love crumpets Voddy

Tried Gluten free ones today they suck

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Tip toes in to nick a crumpet

Is this real butter?

Only the best butter I think, that's what it tastes like anyway!

Cool. Nicks another. Looks for the bar

hides the gin no stripping on the tables tonight young lady

Is that how these things normally go? haha

You e been talking to Mark in chams?

no the penquin told me

Phew. The penguin doesn't know the full story

"
the noonicorn does tho cant wait for tomorrows papers

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

" Penguins don't eat buttered crumpets.

Rachael, did I ever tell you of my plans for a penguin sanctuary in my spare room involving a stable door, a pond liner and lost of sheets of styrofoam?

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms tink xx help yourself i think the guys might have left some and hot choc

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"mmmmmm mr cute bum come into the dark corner

*giggles and follows the beconing finger*

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr garfeild xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening ms tink xx help yourself i think the guys might have left some and hot choc "

Do you have any cookies in the cupboard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Penguins don't eat buttered crumpets.

Rachael, did I ever tell you of my plans for a penguin sanctuary in my spare room involving a stable door, a pond liner and lost of sheets of styrofoam?"

Are you trying to get me into your spare room again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lurking and perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"evening ms tink xx help yourself i think the guys might have left some and hot choc

Do you have any cookies in the cupboard?

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passes white choclate cookies

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms lightson xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay!

Found the gin!!

Standby. This is going to get dirty fast

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Yay!

Found the gin!!

Standby. This is going to get dirty fast

"
phew good move filling the bottle with water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay!

Found the gin!!

Standby. This is going to get dirty fast

phew good move filling the bottle with water "

Nooooo. I wasn't fooled by the bottle. I found the GIN

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

" Penguins don't eat buttered crumpets.

Rachael, did I ever tell you of my plans for a penguin sanctuary in my spare room involving a stable door, a pond liner and lost of sheets of styrofoam?

Are you trying to get me into your spare room again

"
Erm... *looks around nervously, then figures honesty is probably the best policy* yes, but it'll work this time, the little guys will ove it too. Not like the penguin circus idea. or the penguin rodeo, jeez, what was I thinking that day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Penguins don't eat buttered crumpets.

Rachael, did I ever tell you of my plans for a penguin sanctuary in my spare room involving a stable door, a pond liner and lost of sheets of styrofoam?

Are you trying to get me into your spare room again

Erm... *looks around nervously, then figures honesty is probably the best policy* yes, but it'll work this time, the little guys will ove it too. Not like the penguin circus idea. or the penguin rodeo, jeez, what was I thinking that day!

Why you thought penguins would like unicycling, I'll never know.

Those little fellas are funny as fook just walking no matter on half a bike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening ms tink xx help yourself i think the guys might have left some and hot choc

Do you have any cookies in the cupboard?

passes white choclate cookies "

Nom nom nom fank you muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to bed to snuggle my naked penguin

Night night folks xx

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

" Those little fellas are funny as fook just walking no matter on half a bike!

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Yes, and thats the beauty of the 'sanctuary' *starts to reel of detailed plans of a pond liner-swimming pool, and how styrofoamm will sculp a beatiful snowlike landscape...*

...They'll love it, what d'ya say?

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sweetdreams xx

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

" Those little fellas are funny as fook just walking no matter on half a bike!

Yes, and thats the beauty of the 'sanctuary' *starts to reel of detailed plans of a pond liner-swimming pool, and how styrofoamm will sculp a beatiful snowlike landscape...*

...They'll love it, what d'ya say?"
your need a fishpond too

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

Night night xx"

Looks like I blew that pitch...

Ah well, maybe next week! *ponders a penguin moonbase. (same thing, but spray everything silver!)*

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

just popping in to say hi, im home and sleepy..thanks for the hot choc _oddy xxx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Evening Voddy. I'm very tired now. So gonna toddle off to bed. Have fun all xxxxx night

Suzi

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening suzy xxx

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Have fun all xxxxx night

Suzi "
Thanks.

Did Rachael leave any gin?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"evening suzy xxx"
hey sweet, how are you? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have fun all xxxxx night

Suzi Thanks.

Did Rachael leave any gin?"

Was that a serious question!

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

tired think she might be rushed back in this week has got another one now on other arm but the other is healing slowly and nicely

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"tired think she might be rushed back in this week has got another one now on other arm but the other is healing slowly and nicely "
holding you in my thoughts xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One should really sleep but am enjoying a perv x

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Did Rachael leave any gin?

Was that a serious question!

Lol, no! *produces hipflask, takes deep draught*

Anyone else? Till we find some rum in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed time night all

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening m'dear, am listening to some rock'n'blues type stuff

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Bed time night all"
Night fella!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

gnight xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey night owls.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hey night owls."

Fuck off, I'm more of a Kestrel type person. At least I know that ma head doesn't rotate 360 degrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey night owls.

Fuck off, I'm more of a Kestrel type person. At least I know that ma head doesn't rotate 360 degrees

I like Carling darling.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Hey night owls.

Fuck off, I'm more of a Kestrel type person. At least I know that ma head doesn't rotate 360 degrees

nobody's made my head spin in a while. just roll my eyes

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Evening all

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Evening all. How was the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much messaging tonight, my head hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want another roast dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

- Dan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep, so here I am.

Eat, read, or touch myself? - That is the question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't sleep, so here I am.

Eat, read, or touch myself? - That is the question!"

Why only choose one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't sleep, so here I am.

Eat, read, or touch myself? - That is the question!

Why only choose one?"

Good point. All three at once, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't sleep, so here I am.

Eat, read, or touch myself? - That is the question!

Why only choose one?

Good point. All three at once, then.

Man I wish I could do three things at once to a poor standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't sleep, so here I am.

Eat, read, or touch myself? - That is the question!

Why only choose one?

Good point. All three at once, then.

Man I wish I could do three things at once to a poor standard."

Poor standard?! How rude!

I already finished a sandwich, read a chapter, and came (twice)

[Ok, maybe not. It's messier in reality than in theory.]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't sleep, so here I am.

Eat, read, or touch myself? - That is the question!

Why only choose one?

Good point. All three at once, then.

Man I wish I could do three things at once to a poor standard.

Poor standard?! How rude!

I already finished a sandwich, read a chapter, and came (twice)

[Ok, maybe not. It's messier in reality than in theory.]"

And you sploshed as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just thinking...if someone revives an old politics thread from when politics could be in the lounge, would the thread be allowed to stay in the lounge or would it be banished to the darkness of the politics forum?

I'm having a bit of an ontological dilemma, here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was just thinking...if someone revives an old politics thread from when politics could be in the lounge, would the thread be allowed to stay in the lounge or would it be banished to the darkness of the politics forum?

I'm having a bit of an ontological dilemma, here

Question time.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening

- Dan."

Ey up Dan, you have a lovely pair of ( . )( . ) on ya lad

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