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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...are you most frequently cut up by?...

Me: BMW drivers.

C___ts.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Most of them on 4 wheels. They all hate me and try to kill me most days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually a middle aged man in a 320d who thinks it's the fastest car on the road

Let's just spare a thought for the person who's job it is to instal indicators at the BMW factory......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prius taxis or 1 series Bmw's normally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW

Audi

or Golf

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

It's probably me doing the cutting up, tbh I've calmed down lately. My bug bear is drivers in middle lane on motorways. I've seen so many near misses cos of it.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Usually a middle aged man in a 320d who thinks it's the fastest car on the road

Let's just spare a thought for the person who's job it is to instal indicators at the BMW factory......"

I didn't think they put indicators on BMW's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right...so BMW drivers are definitely c__ts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's either van drivers or taxis where I live.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Usually a middle aged man in a 320d who thinks it's the fastest car on the road

Let's just spare a thought for the person who's job it is to instal indicators at the BMW factory......

I didn't think they put indicators on BMW's"

They don't, nor Mercs, Audis and Volvos

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't really get cut up. But male BMW drivers don't like it happening to them

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bows head in shame as I've just got out of a 320D. Honest it's just in for a service and mot it's not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audi's, usually someone who thinks his 2.0t is a "fast car" lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Not driven for about 6 years now as I have no need to, but when I was a dispatch rider on ma bike, it was generally the boy racer types who had no regard for anyone else on the road

I've only ever had 3 cars in ma life, but 26 bikes and a Transit van. Passed ma bike & car test first time within 10 days of each other in 1981

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

all of them, that think its a great idea to skip the traffic go in the wrong lane, and cut back across either in the road about or just push back across.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Volvo's and coffin dodgers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's probably me doing the cutting up, tbh I've calmed down lately. My bug bear is drivers in middle lane on motorways. I've seen so many near misses cos of it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drive but when I'm a passenger 9 times out of 10 it's taxi drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate dam cyclists. I mean why are they even allowed on the road when they cant match the acceleration or speed of a car.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Drivers of any car who wear hats behind the wheel.

There's one particular roundabout near here that I have never navigated without being cut up despite the lanes being clearly marked.

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

"Drivers of any car who wear hats behind the wheel.

There's one particular roundabout near here that I have never navigated without being cut up despite the lanes being clearly marked."

completely agree on the hat thing....it's like it sucks out their brain or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate dam cyclists. I mean why are they even allowed on the road when they cant match the acceleration or speed of a car. "

They beat them at rush hour.

That's why drivers really hate them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

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By *jcmjcCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Taxi driver's. Considering the amount of driving they you'd think they'd have got the hang of it but no.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Oi, I've had both and it's the driver, not the vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say it happens to me very often, but then I mainly drive on wide open country roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I borrow my mates tractor ,,, Nobody

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Ummmm my BMW motorcycle has indicators, they work just fine

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch "

No not really.

I'm always tempted to open my door....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Oi, I've had both and it's the driver, not the vehicle

I'm probably the slowest white van bird around. I actually do drive under 60 on dual carriageways and less than 50 on national speed limit roads.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm going to apologise now for doing this frequently.

But I do often blow a kiss after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch "

Miss Bitch

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

No not really.

I'm always tempted to open my door....

Would that be when your wearing your cap stuck in traffic and we are filtering by..... suckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to apologise now for doing this frequently.

But I do often blow a kiss after

Well I would chase you down make you pull over ....

To claim my kiss x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

Miss Bitch

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

Miss Bitch

Oops

Good boy. Now hold still

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When I borrow my mates tractor ,,, Nobody

I'll see your tractor farmer boi, and raise you a.....

Tank - The Stranglers

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k43z8_JjtR0

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

No not really.

I'm always tempted to open my door....

Would that be when your wearing your cap stuck in traffic and we are filtering by..... suckers

It really pisses me off when I'm stuck in traffic and you twats just blow through.

**shakes fist at you**

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

Miss Bitch

Oops

Good boy. Now hold still

Your going to need to soup up that van of yours 1st

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

No not really.

I'm always tempted to open my door....

Would that be when your wearing your cap stuck in traffic and we are filtering by..... suckers

It really pisses me off when I'm stuck in traffic and you twats just blow through.

**shakes fist at you**

Fantastic isn't it.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

BMW or Audi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I borrow my mates tractor ,,, Nobody

I'll see your tractor farmer boi, and raise you a.....

Tank - The Stranglers

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k43z8_JjtR0"

Aww man I now want a tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

Miss Bitch

Oops

Good boy. Now hold still

Your going to need to soup up that van of yours 1st"

I could drop a V8 in it. Strap on a supercharger and nitrous and I'd still just pootle along

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bikers. They hate me and keep trying to kill themselves under the wheels of my white van

Bitch

Miss Bitch

Oops

Good boy. Now hold still

Your going to need to soup up that van of yours 1st

I could drop a V8 in it. Strap on a supercharger and nitrous and I'd still just pootle along

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When I borrow my mates tractor ,,, Nobody

I'll see your tractor farmer boi, and raise you a.....

Tank - The Stranglers

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k43z8_JjtR0

Aww man I now want a tank

You have to know how to make the turret erect though, and explode in a predestined place, or are you looking at a liberal scattering and blaming it on friendly fire

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

If I am ever cut up..

It is usually by some alien craft hovering overhead...

My electrics cut out and a strange beam lifts me to the spacecraft, followed by an anal probe...

Its a pain in the ass!

No! Really! Its an absolute pain in the ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White van men!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White van men!!"

I'm a white van bird

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

If Mini counts as BMW, I tailgated the last one. He even brake checked me but I stuck on him for a good 10 minutes as he liked obviously liked it whisker close.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Audis

Chelsea Tractors

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I'm going to apologise now for doing this frequently.

But I do often blow a kiss after

Well I would chase you down make you pull over ....

To claim my kiss x

You would have to catch me

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

was run off the road on tuesday by a bmw. over taking a lorry. on a sharp bend.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"was run off the road on tuesday by a bmw. over taking a lorry. on a sharp bend.

Hope you are ok

It's the driver, not the car though

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"was run off the road on tuesday by a bmw. over taking a lorry. on a sharp bend.

Hope you are ok

It's the driver, not the car though

2nd time I've been run off the road in 9yrs driving, other ok was a pissed twat in a bmw on new yrs day.

I'm sporting a black eye and split nose from the airbag. which didnt need to go off I only hit a hedge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sporting a black eye and split nose from the airbag. which didnt need to go off I only hit a hedge!

Let's keep it light shall we...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White van men!!

I'm a white van bird

Them too lol

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I'm sporting a black eye and split nose from the airbag. which didnt need to go off I only hit a hedge!

Let's keep it light shall we...

I'd say that is light damage compared to what it would've been if I'd hit him instead of off roading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Mini counts as BMW, I tailgated the last one. He even brake checked me but I stuck on him for a good 10 minutes as he liked obviously liked it whisker close."

How big and clever of you

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

"Usually a middle aged man in a 320d who thinks it's the fastest car on the road

Let's just spare a thought for the person who's job it is to instal indicators at the BMW factory......"

The most pointless job in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the worst drivers tend to be 4X4 / MPV who can't seem to judge the width of their vehicle, probably 'cos 1/2 the time they can't see over the steering wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the worst drivers tend to be 4X4 / MPV who can't seem to judge the width of their vehicle, probably 'cos 1/2 the time they can't see over the steering wheel

Do short men often buy these cars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White van men!!

I'm a white van bird

Not mentioning the M3......?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I find the worst drivers tend to be 4X4 / MPV who can't seem to judge the width of their vehicle, probably 'cos 1/2 the time they can't see over the steering wheel

Or the timid women in Micras thinking they are driving a tank and can't fit through a space that 3 normal cars could pass through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Mini counts as BMW, I tailgated the last one. He even brake checked me but I stuck on him for a good 10 minutes as he liked obviously liked it whisker close.

How big and clever of you

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Most cut up by, I believe that statement to mean on purpose, that would be 4x4 drivers.

However the people who make me brake most often to avoid a collision

Foreign Drivers

The Green cars (hybrid electric)

Followed by the Nissan micra type of cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always a fucking micra. Or a Nissan note more recently.

And for reference the indicators on my BMW and my Audi both worked perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Audi's, usually someone who thinks his 2.0t is a "fast car" lol "

That's burst my bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the worst drivers tend to be 4X4 / MPV who can't seem to judge the width of their vehicle, probably 'cos 1/2 the time they can't see over the steering wheel

Or the timid women in Micras thinking they are driving a tank and can't fit through a space that 3 normal cars could pass through

Yeah that's both hilarious & cringe making at the same time. They're also the ones that probably can't park either & hog the middle lane on the motorway.

and breathe...

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

"Audi's, usually someone who thinks his 2.0t is a "fast car" lol

That's burst my bubble

Some, obviously not all ... 2.0t audi's have over 300ps, that's pretty fast by most standards. PS, I don't have an Audi, I work in the trade and most Audi types are looked down on. They seem to come into a dealer with an air of arrogance (again, obviously not all) Audi wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bmw audi an saxo drivers walkers oh an talking about drivers national speed on motorway 70 not 45 middle lane m20 saturday 14th January south bound 920ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Audi's, usually someone who thinks his 2.0t is a "fast car" lol

That's burst my bubble

Uncanny Iam a bit of a wanker.

Think it's time for that new jag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh an drivers who think they can drive text an take phone calls total WANKERS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the worst drivers tend to be 4X4 / MPV who can't seem to judge the width of their vehicle, probably 'cos 1/2 the time they can't see over the steering wheel

Or the timid women in Micras thinking they are driving a tank and can't fit through a space that 3 normal cars could pass through

Yeah that's both hilarious & cringe making at the same time. They're also the ones that probably can't park either & hog the middle lane on the motorway.

and breathe...

My first car was a brand new Micra; which I drove to Southend the day after I passed my driving test (first time, two minor ticks). I thought I was James Hunt; I was probably more Jeremy Hunt.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Men."

Are you Sabine Schmitdz in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not forgetting the humble pedestrian. I always stop n look both ways (I have to stop when looking backwards or u fall over) not the amount of plonkers who don't indicate yet swear at me for stepping into the road.

Don't forget folks pedestrians need to know your intentions too. Xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Not forgetting the humble pedestrian. I always stop n look both ways (I have to stop when looking backwards or u fall over) not the amount of plonkers who don't indicate yet swear at me for stepping into the road.

Don't forget folks pedestrians need to know your intentions too. Xxx"

Ah yes, the peeps that indicate to go right when they leave their junction, then suddenly turn left without managing to show any obvious change of direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men.

Are you Sabine Schmitdz in disguise

I could Google her and pretend I know who she is.

But I wont...who?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

BMW drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW drivers"

I like to think of myself more as a pilot, than just a mere "driver"... Ford driver...BMW PILOT... it's a state of mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men.

Are you Sabine Schmitdz in disguise

I could Google her and pretend I know who she is.

But I wont...who?"

She's a woman. The one that can drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men.

Are you Sabine Schmitdz in disguise

I could Google her and pretend I know who she is.

But I wont...who?

She's a woman. The one that can drive. "

The only one?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Usually a middle aged man in a 320d who thinks it's the fastest car on the road

Let's just spare a thought for the person who's job it is to instal indicators at the BMW factory......"

#sorry. Not sorry

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Usually by anything with Addison Lee stickers all over it. Cunts, all of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men.

Are you Sabine Schmitdz in disguise

I could Google her and pretend I know who she is.

But I wont...who?

She's a woman. The one that can drive.

The only one?"

Fraid so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men.

Are you Sabine Schmitdz in disguise

I could Google her and pretend I know who she is.

But I wont...who?

She's a woman. The one that can drive.

The only one?

Fraid so."

I'm not her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's either van drivers or taxis where I live."

The audi and Merc drivers etc don't bother me. I always look at their car and think naaah!! They love their car too much to risk hitting mine and I carry on

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"...are you most frequently cut up by?...

Me: BMW drivers.

C___ts. "

Taxi drivers, all the time. For ever pulling out on me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try driving in London! All these new bike lanes for the cyclists but they still decide to use the FUCKING road!

Your lane is empty mate. Why on earth are you in front of me at the traffic lights when you can be on your cycle lane pedalling along already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a 4x4 Audi, and I can see beyond the steering wheel so zip it!! I'm only 5'4 as well. Think it helps that I have my chair raised all the way to the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck should they match the speed of tour car, , people like you should be on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an HGV driver, you're all a bunch of cunts to me.. Doing 40mph in 50mph roadworks but you hog the inside lanes so I can't overtake as I'm not allowed on outside lane.

I'm constantly cut up by cars entering motorway, but can't decide to slow down or speed up.

And don't get me started on the fools who try and sneak behind me... As I'm reversing my 22ton truck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pedestrian and you're all a bunch of cunts to me.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Audi or BMW. Mercedes drivers seem to be ok for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...are you most frequently cut up by?...

Me: BMW drivers.

C___ts.

Taxi drivers, all the time. For ever pulling out on me !"

The taxi drivers round here are lovely. We have two so we know their names and where they live. No driving like c__ts and getting away with it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...are you most frequently cut up by?...

Me: BMW drivers.

C___ts.

Taxi drivers, all the time. For ever pulling out on me !

The taxi drivers round here are lovely. We have two so we know their names and where they live. No driving like c__ts and getting away with it here

Ditto here too. We would be totally stuck without our taxis, the lads are all great and always drive safely.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

as a hgv driver wold say usualy anything large black and german and for the purposes of this statement lexus are german

and to balance most of the appaling hgv driving seems to be tippers loons the lot of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audi.

Middle aged bald man car here...

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

you do all know that Audi is german for "twat "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a pedestrian and you're all a bunch of cunts to me. "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a pedestrian and you're all a bunch of cunts to me. "

**See's quote**

{Immediately knew who posted it}

...

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over a year ago

Nissan Qashqai/Juke drivers are a particularly awful bunch of fukwits. I'd have them all slaughtered at birth Herod style.

Most Beemer drivers should be shot the second they purchase the car let alone when they sit behind the wheel and turn the ignition on.

All Audi drivers are c__ts. Full stop.

Mercedes are usually driven by the old, senile and infirm. Apart from the A class series which are really good, especially the AMG line models.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

lorries that then take three hours to overtake another lorry....there was nothing behind me..you b*****d

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just to confirm the BMW I drove home last night has been serviced and motd and is back with its owner. Can I now take the shameful look off my face

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Just to confirm the BMW I drove home last night has been serviced and motd and is back with its owner. Can I now take the shameful look off my face

and the mask so no one knew who it was?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just to confirm the BMW I drove home last night has been serviced and motd and is back with its owner. Can I now take the shameful look off my face

and the mask so no one knew who it was?

You saying I'm a minger

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Just to confirm the BMW I drove home last night has been serviced and motd and is back with its owner. Can I now take the shameful look off my face

and the mask so no one knew who it was?

You saying I'm a minger

I'm suggesting you wore a disguise so you weren't recognised driving a beemer!

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