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If you could be any other forumite - who would you be?

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Hello my lovelies!

Not sure this has been done before!

Soooo - who would you be if not you? And for what reason?

Ie do you think your chosen forumite is hot, intelligent, funny, frank etc etc

I'll set the ball rolling and say I'd be Diamond Joe - because he's such a lovable nutter - and incredibly self-confident!

Your turn folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably frisky mare as she seems so nice,as are you miss peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite happy being me

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I would be either Tink or Taff because they are always bright, cheerful and positive all the time... And Taff has Pooch.. I miss my old Pooch greatly

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

We're pretty much just reading this thread to see if we get mentioned, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd be Ruby Woo as I'm jealous of her ass and she seems like she doesn't take any messing

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God where to start... Meli to admire my quim every day, minxymoo to do the same with my arse, Ladylick to listen to massive attack whilst playing with my wand... Plenty more but those will do for starters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lib.

So I can touch myself in secret places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinning angel.she's lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think id be tink ... i only spotted her today but shes my new girl crush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id wanna be fabulous & bearded.. an adonis and a right charmer.

if i was a woman id go for Ruby Woo.. killer curvy bod.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"Hello my lovelies!

Not sure this has been done before!

Soooo - who would you be if not you? And for what reason?

Ie do you think your chosen forumite is hot, intelligent, funny, frank etc etc

I'll set the ball rolling and say I'd be Diamond Joe - because he's such a lovable nutter - and incredibly self-confident!

Your turn folks! "

No one

I like been me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Eve from Gothams Finest because she is my biggest crush right now! So jealous of her entire body!

H xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby woo

Ligila ( can't remember the spelling sorry )

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd be anyone who fucks me, so I can see what it's like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be anyone who fucks me, so I can see what it's like. "

I think I would be scarred for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a clue but probably Diamond Joe just to see how his mind works

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"We're pretty much just reading this thread to see if we get mentioned, right? "

Not really!

It isn't meant to be sycophantic - I'm guessing we'd all choose different people for different reasons!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Not really!

It isn't meant to be sycophantic - I'm guessing we'd all choose different people for different reasons! "

Sorry, it was supposed to be sarcastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be [name of person you want to fuck here] because [insert compliment here].

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I'm line with previous answers I'd be Ruby Woo and I apologise now but you'd be a dehydrated blind woman when you regained control

More seriously I'd be BlueEyedGirl so I could take the strain off her shoulders this month.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

No one

I'm quite content just being me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'd like to be [name of person you want to fuck here] because [insert compliment here]."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to say Eve - One half of Gothams Finest. She's totally gorgeous and I have huge body envy! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im quite happy being myself although there are some beautiful ladies around. Maybe I'd be a gentleman forumite, you know, so I could sit there wanking all day

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm quite happy being me. I like the inside of my own head. It'd be interesting to be one of the 'hot' forumites for day just to see what it's like to be virtually fawned over or conversely to see what life is actually like as a single man on here (plus I could wee in a hedge easier) but I think I'd miss being me too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite happy being me. I like the inside of my own head. It'd be interesting to be one of the 'hot' forumites for day just to see what it's like to be virtually fawned over or conversely to see what life is actually like as a single man on here (plus I could wee in a hedge easier) but I think I'd miss being me too much."

Surely you are one of the hot forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im quite happy being myself although there are some beautiful ladies around. Maybe I'd be a gentleman forumite, you know, so I could sit there wanking all day "

That sounds like im calling forumite men wankers I meant because I'd genuinely like to wank all day if I was a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be [name of person you want to fuck here] because [insert compliment here]."

Cynic....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Probably frisky mare as she seems so nice,as are you miss peachy"

Awwww!

I'll be you then, and have a play with your willy!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Miss Honey.

At least I'd get a decent breakfast.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm quite happy being me. I like the inside of my own head. It'd be interesting to be one of the 'hot' forumites for day just to see what it's like to be virtually fawned over or conversely to see what life is actually like as a single man on here (plus I could wee in a hedge easier) but I think I'd miss being me too much."

Who are these hot forumites you speak of? The virtually fawned over ones are the flirting heavily ones, not necessarily hot.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Another vote for Eve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be [ filthy angel] because [she seems such a nice woman, and not stalkerish in any way]."

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'd like to be [ filthy angel] because [she seems such a nice woman, and not stalkerish in any way]."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody who lives in the Midlands so I wasn't so far from all the hotties.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm quite happy being me. I like the inside of my own head. It'd be interesting to be one of the 'hot' forumites for day just to see what it's like to be virtually fawned over or conversely to see what life is actually like as a single man on here (plus I could wee in a hedge easier) but I think I'd miss being me too much.

Who are these hot forumites you speak of? The virtually fawned over ones are the flirting heavily ones, not necessarily hot."

Bugger, that's where I'm going wrong. Regardless, I still think I prefer being me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like reading Lady Lick and Scarlett's adventures so I'd imagine spending an evening in their shoes could be interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're pretty much just reading this thread to see if we get mentioned, right? "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I'd like to be [ filthy angel] because [she seems such a nice woman, and not stalkerish in any way]."

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm quite happy being me. I like the inside of my own head. It'd be interesting to be one of the 'hot' forumites for day just to see what it's like to be virtually fawned over or conversely to see what life is actually like as a single man on here (plus I could wee in a hedge easier) but I think I'd miss being me too much.

Who are these hot forumites you speak of? The virtually fawned over ones are the flirting heavily ones, not necessarily hot."

No idea! Tbh when I posted the thread I wasn't really thinking in terms of 'hotties ' - more of characters!

Now it's been mentioned though- maybe I'd be Perdita Von Tease so I could

A) have super hot men gagging for me and

B) play with my boobies a LOT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/01/17 15:59:09]"

Oh and BlueEyedGirl, even for just a few moments so I could show myself her boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View because he seems to have a very balanced way of looking at life and seems to be very happy in his life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"View because he seems to have a very balanced way of looking at life and seems to be very happy in his life."

Can I be Miss Innocent? I'd like to see what it's like to have massively wonderful breasts and I'd enjoy all the bum pics the men send to my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be one of the men and spend all day playing with my todger. See what all the fuss is about

Then i'll go down with a cold and moan about it all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be one of the men and spend all day playing with my todger. See what all the fuss is about

Then i'll go down with a cold and moan about it all week "

Man flu is a very deadly illness

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Not a clue but probably Diamond Joe just to see how his mind works "

You sure that's wise

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There's only one forumite remotely snarky enough for me to aspire to - Granny Crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well does it have to be a forumite?

A) Brighton Steve because he has good patter

Or

B) Delectable because her body is stunning and I would never leave the house.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd have to be somebody gay so I could still flirt with men

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Miss Honey.

At least I'd get a decent breakfast. "

Virtual breakfast is tasty.

I don't actually eat breakfast so you may want to reconsider

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'd be a man and wank all day

Who wanks the most?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose going on the best holiday this year? I'll be that person

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Tina titz. She's awsum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be Pooch he has such a splendid life , is jolly handsome ,highly intelligent and has some daft welsh bloke to do what ever he bids lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be [name of person you want to fuck here] because [insert compliment here]."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be [name of person you want to fuck here] because [insert compliment here]."

Flaw in your theory . I said Ruby Woo and I'm straight

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very happy being me so I wouldn't want to be any other woman.

I'd pick Diamond Joe so I can see the portrait in his attic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would be Hatter, as I approve of his quirky nature and taste in beverages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mentions. C***s

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Couldn't imagine being anyone else, am happier with myself as the years go on.

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd be the bloke who fits into every woman's preferences.

Or if that's not possible the bloke who checks the ladies pics before they go up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind being Hanky as she has lots and lots of sex, a great social life and I love her sense of humour

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

It would be a female, not sure which one but preferably one that didn't swallow.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd have to be a guy......Thing Two so I could try out his cock training programme I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No mentions. C***s"

I'd be you Liam so I'd finally get to touch that body of yours

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

High heels so I could feel what gravity definitely books are like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I would be Hatter, as I approve of his quirky nature and taste in beverages. "

And you could just stroke my hair all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hatter because he's cute.

Though I'm cuter.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"id wanna be fabulous & bearded.. an adonis and a right charmer.

if i was a woman id go for Ruby Woo.. killer curvy bod. "

I think a beard would suit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sinning angel.she's lovely "

Me too! She's so sweet and happy. Her smile is just so damn cute too.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hatter because he's cute.

Though I'm cuter."

Pfft, no way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hatter because he's cute.

Though I'm cuter.

Pfft, no way. "

Pooch is the cutest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hatter because he's cute.

Though I'm cuter.

Pfft, no way.

Pooch is the cutest "

can't argue with that.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i want to be pooch so i get lots of cuddles from mr taff

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"I would be Pooch he has such a splendid life , is jolly handsome ,highly intelligent and has some daft welsh bloke to do what ever he bids lol "

He let's him hump his leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hatter because he's cute.

Though I'm cuter.

Pfft, no way.

Pooch is the cutest

can't argue with that. "
so cute that he has convinced me its time to go for a wander ,, I never could resist sad brown eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be Pooch he has such a splendid life , is jolly handsome ,highly intelligent and has some daft welsh bloke to do what ever he bids lol

He let's him hump his leg "

he is the boss after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hatter because he's cute.

Though I'm cuter.

Pfft, no way.

Pooch is the cutest

can't argue with that. so cute that he has convinced me its time to go for a wander ,, I never could resist sad brown eyes "

What about sad blue ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hatter because he's cute.

Though I'm cuter.

Pfft, no way.

Pooch is the cutest

can't argue with that. so cute that he has convinced me its time to go for a wander ,, I never could resist sad brown eyes

What about sad blue ones "

oh yes those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i want to be pooch so i get lots of cuddles from mr taff "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be [erectjim] because [He's an awesome forum thread legend]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to stick to being it takes a certain weeble shaped body to handle all this twirling

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'd like to be [erectjim] because [He's an awesome forum thread legend]

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I wanna be Jim's mum, she seems to get plenty of action

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

Either Adam or eve, they both have fab bodies and I'd get to play with them both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna be Jim's mum, she seems to get plenty of action "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I think I would be Hatter, as I approve of his quirky nature and taste in beverages.

And you could just stroke my hair all day. "

Don't necessarily have to be you to do that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whose going on the best holiday this year? I'll be that person "

Surely you're not swapping for a whole year ?

I would like to be Merryteaser if that's the case because of the free pass to Canada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I would be Hatter, as I approve of his quirky nature and taste in beverages.

And you could just stroke my hair all day.

Don't necessarily have to be you to do that though "

True, you just have to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be that SuperSanta bloke. He's got a great cock, can fuck for hours and can make me come so much. Everyone else is just a bit of a minger really"

I'm honoured. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be ****** so I could see what it's like to be a complete cunt rather than just having one.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I think I would be Hatter, as I approve of his quirky nature and taste in beverages.

And you could just stroke my hair all day.

Don't necessarily have to be you to do that though

True, you just have to ask. "

I've got some ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hatter because he's cute.

Though I'm cuter.

Pfft, no way.

Pooch is the cutest

can't argue with that. "

Well I'll cuddle Hatter with one arm & Pooch with t'other. Dream meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be projected into the hatters body for a day....just so I could go get a short back and sides haircut.

Yup...I'm that much of a cunt

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'd be projected into the hatters body for a day....just so I could go get a short back and sides haircut.

Yup...I'm that much of a cunt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be [erectjim] because [He's an awesome forum thread legend]

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Thank you Lib. But you will have to buy me dinner first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Diamond Joe or Funky monkey they make me laugh.

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be projected into the hatters body for a day....just so I could go get a short back and sides haircut.

Yup...I'm that much of a cunt "

Nooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be projected into the hatters body for a day....just so I could go get a short back and sides haircut.

Yup...I'm that much of a cunt "

That's just hurtful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ivanka trump, ; got to love that name!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on today on the forums I'm staying as me

It's been a bloody super Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SuperSanta - he's fucking gorgeous "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'd be Diamond Joe or Funky monkey they make me laugh.

Doll x "

Noooooo, Funky drove me to the edge of despair about 5 years ago after we had spent 6 moths counting 100's & 1000's on a dessert island

I'm off the meds, but I still have to attend therapy

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"SuperSanta - he's fucking gorgeous

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Are you making these up SS?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse "

Haha, was that a Freudian slip or a Firebladey one??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

Haha, was that a Freudian slip or a Firebladey one?? "

Take your pick it give up today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be SuperSanta...

Someone got there first? Shit!

I'll be one of the blokes with the award winning arses then Polar parts or Private bear or something

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Dana could be a lot of fun to

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

Haha, was that a Freudian slip or a Firebladey one??

Take your pick it give up today "

Just blame the phone hun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whose going on the best holiday this year? I'll be that person

Surely you're not swapping for a whole year ?

I would like to be Merryteaser if that's the case because of the free pass to Canada "

Not swapping for a year, no. Just long enough to enjoy the holiday

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse "

Predator?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

Haha, was that a Freudian slip or a Firebladey one??

Take your pick it give up today

Just blame the phone hun!! "
he always blame the phone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd be sexybrain

Oh hang on, I haven't got a black felt tipped pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

Predator? "

Predator? Are you one of those cougars I keep hearing about.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

Predator?

Predator? Are you one of those cougars I keep hearing about."

No nearest I'll come to predator is hunt down bladey, pounce and sink my fangs into him for calling me that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be sexybrain

Oh hang on, I haven't got a black felt tipped pen "

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

Predator? "

Must admit that'd make a bloody good user name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

Predator?

Predator? Are you one of those cougars I keep hearing about.

No nearest I'll come to predator is hunt down bladey, pounce and sink my fangs into him for calling me that "

Damn, I got my hopes up then too.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd be predator von tease just to get my hands on that arse

Predator?

Predator? Are you one of those cougars I keep hearing about.

No nearest I'll come to predator is hunt down bladey, pounce and sink my fangs into him for calling me that "

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SuperSanta - he's fucking gorgeous

Are you making these up SS? "

Haha. Moi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't mind being Hanky as she has lots and lots of sex, a great social life and I love her sense of humour "

You forgot the awesome hair

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I wouldn't mind being Hanky as she has lots and lots of sex, a great social life and I love her sense of humour

You forgot the awesome hair

"

Can I be be you please? I want long legs for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't wish being me on any of you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I wouldn't wish being me on any of you. "

Ah come on, it'll be grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toss up between Rachel or Mikki...they both look better in a dress than I feckin do

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Had a quick scan and I don't think no one has mentioned High Heels,

Probably just spend the day/night in with some of her Female friends drinking and playing spin the bottle

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

[Removed by poster at 15/01/17 21:39:09]

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Had a quick scan and I don't think no one has mentioned High Heels,

Probably just spend the day/night in with some of her Female friends drinking and playing spin the bottle

"

Oi I did but then I'm nobody obviously

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'd be any man who gets lots of attention just to see what it's,like.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Had a quick scan and I don't think no one has mentioned High Heels,

Probably just spend the day/night in with some of her Female friends drinking and playing spin the bottle

Oi I did but then I'm nobody obviously "

"Had a quick scan and I don't think no one has mentioned"

Obviously I was wrong, You mentioned her name

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I'd be a man and wank all day

Who wanks the most?"

I wanked a lot yesterday and this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could one of the people who wants to be me go to work on my behalf tomorrow please? Ta.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

I'd like to have bits of all of you. Just your awesome bits. Then I'd be super awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then I'd be super awesome. "

I've already achieved this

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Then I'd be super awesome.

I've already achieved this "

Any tips??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could one of the people who wants to be me go to work on my behalf tomorrow please? Ta."

I certainly can.

You might not have a job to go back to on Tuesday though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be any of the women on here just so I could be right for a change

Adam

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'd be any of the women on here just so I could be right for a change

Adam "

That's wrong on so many levels....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am happy being me ...

But if I had to choose it would either be Joe just so I know what that's all about

Or

Hatter, so I could spend all day playing with my hair

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"I'd be any of the women on here just so I could be right for a change

Adam "

If a Man speaks in a forest and there is no Woman around to hear,

Is he still wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be a man, just so I could see how sex feels like from a mans perspective.

There are a few I'd choose to be incl my FWB's, then I'd get sex with myself which would be fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only one me. I only ever want to be me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy being me ...

But if I had to choose it would either be Joe just so I know what that's all about

Or

Hatter, so I could spend all day playing with my hair "

Psst, you can just ask to play with my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be any man who gets lots of attention just to see what it's,like. "

Good call, would be interesting to see

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I wouldn't mind being Hanky as she has lots and lots of sex, a great social life and I love her sense of humour "

Awww bless ya! I don't do badly lol

Come North for a visit and I'll introduce you to a bit of Hanky craziness x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be any man who gets lots of attention just to see what it's,like.

Good call, would be interesting to see "

A faint whiff of urine round your ankles, I'd imagine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd be any man who gets lots of attention just to see what it's,like.

Good call, would be interesting to see

A faint whiff of urine round your ankles, I'd imagine "

A tendency to attract dogs sniffing around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be any man who gets lots of attention just to see what it's,like.

Good call, would be interesting to see

A faint whiff of urine round your ankles, I'd imagine "

*I've snorted my tea!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I wouldn't mind being Hanky as she has lots and lots of sex, a great social life and I love her sense of humour

You forgot the awesome hair

"

Most flattered lovely

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'd be London-Guy68 and just perv my body alllllll day....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'd be any man who gets lots of attention just to see what it's,like.

Good call, would be interesting to see

A faint whiff of urine round your ankles, I'd imagine

A tendency to attract dogs sniffing around."

Constantly plagued by George Formby types leaning on me playing ukulele I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im happy being me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be any of the women on here just so I could be right for a change

Adam

That's wrong on so many levels.... "

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be any of the women on here just so I could be right for a change

Adam

If a Man speaks in a forest and there is no Woman around to hear,

Is he still wrong ?

"

Of course he is. He probably thought he knew where he was going but he was wrong and ended up in the middle of a forest.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be Eve from Gothams Finest because she is my biggest crush right now! So jealous of her entire body!

H xx"

Aww thanks gorgeous, I think you look amazing!!!!

Eve. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have to say Eve - One half of Gothams Finest. She's totally gorgeous and I have huge body envy! X "

Ah thank you!

Don't have body envy though, you look amazing and my body needs some serious work after my bulking stage.

Eve. X

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'd be any man who gets lots of attention just to see what it's,like. "

I would be too for the same reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another vote for Eve! "

Thank you crazy ladies! It's not a barrel of laughs though ha ha.

If anyone wants to be me and do my nights shifts and school runs for a while then it would be much appreciated.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be anyone who fucks me, so I can see what it's like. "

I'd be whoever is fucking _eli... just gotta love that bod!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd be myself why would I want to be anyone else

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'd be any of the women on here just so I could be right for a change

Adam

If a Man speaks in a forest and there is no Woman around to hear,

Is he still wrong ?

Of course he is. He probably thought he knew where he was going but he was wrong and ended up in the middle of a forest.

Eve. X "

Yeah - because he wouldn't ask for directions!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd be that bladey dude he's 1 of the good guys but a grumpy fuck of a morning

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By *ust Peachy OP   Woman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'd be that bladey dude he's 1 of the good guys but a grumpy fuck of a morning "

Just the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm happy as me I think I'd like to be a woman for a day but apart from that I am happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have to say Eve - One half of Gothams Finest. She's totally gorgeous and I have huge body envy! X

Ah thank you!

Don't have body envy though, you look amazing and my body needs some serious work after my bulking stage.

Eve. X"

You're very welcome

Thank you I guess a lot of us women have at least one thing we don't like so much about our bodies!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would I want to be anybody else when I'm happy as I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would I want to be anybody else when I'm happy as I am."

You could be a woman for the day and touch yourself in your secret places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy being me ...

But if I had to choose it would either be Joe just so I know what that's all about

Or

Hatter, so I could spend all day playing with my hair

Psst, you can just ask to play with my hair. "

Pretty please with u on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay would love to be merryteaser, I need to know how he charms all these ladies so I can steal them all from him and had a sex lady orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy being me ...

But if I had to choose it would either be Joe just so I know what that's all about

Or

Hatter, so I could spend all day playing with my hair

Psst, you can just ask to play with my hair. "

Do I have to submit a request in writing?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'll be anyone who isn't working today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be anyone who isn't working today "

That's me then!

H xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll be anyone who isn't working today "

If I can meet the people you have, we can swap. I'm not working today.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I wouldnt change being me for the world.

I'm married to a gorgeous guy, who has a whopping cock.

I get to go out regulary with him and have awesome sex with others.

We go on fantastic holidays, get naked all day, sometimes with sex on the beach thrown in. Then get naked again at night in the club's and have awesome sex again

Who could ask for more xxxxx Suzi

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