FabSwingers.com forum: Sister LisaB's Sunday Morning Confessional

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Tell me your sins, you naughty people.

You may be forgiven

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have had multiple wanks over forum members this morning

Also I was a naughty boy with my camera yesterday

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have had multiple wanks over forum members this morning

Also I was a naughty boy with my camera yesterday

Multiple sins...not forgiven

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Forgive me, sister. I have seen suggestive pictures of *cough* a sister, only her mouth and another one of her unbuttoned blouse but they made me think impure thoughts.

What should I do?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I have had multiple wanks over forum members this morning

Also I was a naughty boy with my camera yesterday

Thanks though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive us sister, for we have sinned. We neglected to feed our feline furbabies so that we could stay in bed to fornicate. May we avoid the rot in eternal damnation.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No sinning from me this weekend which is a sin in itself

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Forgive us sister, for we have sinned. We neglected to feed our feline furbabies so that we could stay in bed to fornicate. May we avoid the rot in eternal damnation."

Forgiven

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Forgive me, sister. I have seen suggestive pictures of *cough* a sister, only her mouth and another one of her unbuttoned blouse but they made me think impure thoughts.

What should I do? "

3 Hail Marys and a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sinning from me this weekend which is a sin in itself

Repent!!

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

You've pinched my Sunday confessional but I forgive you xxx

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"No sinning from me this weekend which is a sin in itself

The berak will do you good, you trollop

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Forgive me, sister. I have seen suggestive pictures of *cough* a sister, only her mouth and another one of her unbuttoned blouse but they made me think impure thoughts.

What should I do?

3 Hail Marys and a wank

Thank you, sister. Any chance of some help with the wank?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Forgive me, sister. I have seen suggestive pictures of *cough* a sister, only her mouth and another one of her unbuttoned blouse but they made me think impure thoughts.

What should I do?

3 Hail Marys and a wank

Add another Hail Mary for that inpropper suggestion

Thank you, sister. Any chance of some help with the wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any. Need to create some. Please help haha xx

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You've pinched my Sunday confessional but I forgive you xxx"

Sister LisaB does not require forgiveness, since she is pure of mind and body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had impure thoughts about a forumite and cheesecake

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sister, I've just noticed that your halo is actually a cock ring. As the kids of today would say, #Ledge

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I've had impure thoughts about a forumite and cheesecake

Cheesecake? Forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate two helpings of dinner last night and didn't exercise

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sister, I've just noticed that your halo is actually a cock ring. As the kids of today would say, #Ledge

Wash your mouth out, you devil-spawn.

No forgiveness for you

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I ate two helpings of dinner last night and didn't exercise

Forgiven. After all, you might have been sick.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I've had impure thoughts about a forumite and cheesecake

By the way...who was the forumite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a very rude dream about a forumite

(And I liked it

)

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I had a very rude dream about a forumite

(And I liked it

Your forgiveness depends on who it was.

PM me. You may be forgiven

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I had a very rude dream about a forumite

(And I liked it

Forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate two helpings of dinner last night and didn't exercise

Forgiven. After all, you might have been sick.

*cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a very rude dream about a forumite

(And I liked it

)

Forgiven

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a very rude dream about a forumite

(And I liked it

*Blushes* oh, not me.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I had a very rude dream about a forumite

(And I liked it

)

Forgiven

Phew

You're welcome

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have been impeccably nutritionally behaved all week but yesterday I ate a chocolate doughnut. And I liked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sins here sister, a total

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have been impeccably nutritionally behaved all week but yesterday I ate a chocolate doughnut. And I liked it.

Forgiven, because you were good all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None from me.pure angel this week.in fact I'm even heading to mass soon

Will have to make up for it next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll confess to wishing an annoying colleague a little illness which keeps them off work for at least a week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had impure thoughts about a forumite and cheesecake

By the way...who was the forumite?

A gentleman never tells

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'll confess to wishing an annoying colleague a little illness which keeps them off work for at least a week...

I think that's alright. Anything up to and including a voodoo doll

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Bless Me Sister Lisa for I have sinned - repeatedly!

I sinned for two hours on Monday afternoon,

Three hours on Friday evening

And four hours last night!

Sunday is my day of rest!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Forgive me please, I have enjoyed a birthday weekend of fun and debauchery which I'm embarrassed to say included a can of squirty cream, amongst other things and I now ache all over.

Will I be forgiven or will I go to hell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**twirls in and throws glittery fairy dust on all the sinners**

Nothing to confess Sister Lisa I'm always a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been good this week...nothing to confess

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Nothing to confess Sister Lisa I'm always a good girl

Maybe now is a good time to confess the massive fib you've just told?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing to confess Sister Lisa I'm always a good girl

Maybe now is a good time to confess the massive fib you've just told?

Hey I get told all the time what a "good girl" I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well now the last child has left home ive redone the two kids rooms - yesterday we made sure they were fit for purpose - they are

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"Tell me your sins, you naughty people.

You may be forgiven

Isn't it priests that take confessionals and not nuns ,hence forgive me father I have sinned and all that lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Nothing to confess Sister Lisa I'm always a good girl

Maybe now is a good time to confess the massive fib you've just told?

Hey I get told all the time what a "good girl" I am

Yes, but no, but yes, but no...

*tries not to stare down cleavage*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing to confess Sister Lisa I'm always a good girl

Maybe now is a good time to confess the massive fib you've just told?

Hey I get told all the time what a "good girl" I am

Yes, but no, but yes, but no...

*tries not to stare down cleavage*"

You'd better confess that to Sister Lisa

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I can't, my first confession was about looking down her unbuttoned blouse

She may think I have issues

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

forgive me sister for i have sinned this weekend...boy have I sinned ....forgive me because I want to do it all again

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"forgive me sister for i have sinned this weekend...boy have I sinned ....forgive me because I want to do it all again

Good for you my lovely!

So she got the tea then?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"forgive me sister for i have sinned this weekend...boy have I sinned ....forgive me because I want to do it all again

Good for you my lovely!

So she got the tea then?

Yes she did get her coffee

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Bless Me Sister Lisa for I have sinned - repeatedly!

I sinned for two hours on Monday afternoon,

Three hours on Friday evening

And four hours last night!

Sunday is my day of rest!

Not forgiven.

Bend over and take your punishment

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Forgive me please, I have enjoyed a birthday weekend of fun and debauchery which I'm embarrassed to say included a can of squirty cream, amongst other things and I now ache all over.

Will I be forgiven or will I go to hell? "

Your ache is your punishment.

Forgoven

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"well now the last child has left home ive redone the two kids rooms - yesterday we made sure they were fit for purpose - they are

Nothing to forgive.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I can't, my first confession was about looking down her unbuttoned blouse

She may think I have issues "

I know you have issues.

Report to my office for behaviour therapy.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Report to my office for behaviour therapy.

Good idea, maybe repeated exposure would help me

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Report to my office for behaviour therapy.

Good idea, maybe repeated exposure would help me

I decide what punishment you deserve.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Uh-oh, I may be in a lot of trouble

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