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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hornier than a horny thing from horny town and in need of a bloody good spoon followed by a right good forking!!

What mood have you sexy lot woken up in?!

Anyone FAF?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A virtual FAF

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Ghastly as fuck. My bed feels lonely

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sleepy. But I can't go back to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jist woke up so hard and leaking already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hornier than a horny thing from horny town and in need of a bloody good spoon followed by a right good forking!!

What mood have you sexy lot woken up in?!

Anyone FAF?!

Woke up at horn factor 2, but having read the above I'm now at factor 7.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Horny as fuck as well

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Slightly pissed off. My one day a week where I'm supposed to enjoy a lie in and been awake since stupid o clock!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ghastly as fuck. My bed feels lonely "

London given you a sore head doll?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleepy. But I can't go back to sleep."

Would a massage help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slightly pissed off. My one day a week where I'm supposed to enjoy a lie in and been awake since stupid o clock!!"

That sucks when that happens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly pissed off. My one day a week where I'm supposed to enjoy a lie in and been awake since stupid o clock!!"

I was up at 4.

We could have watched a film together.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Haha I have permahorn at the moment and I can't shake it (even if I wanted to) lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ghastly as fuck. My bed feels lonely

London given you a sore head doll?

I think I gave the West end a sore head.

I wanted snuggles this morning

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not slept feel like shit and my blasted phone just will not stop. Has anyone got somewhere I can hide for the day

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By *lessure_you69Man
over a year ago

Sydney

"Hornier than a horny thing from horny town and in need of a bloody good spoon followed by a right good forking!!

What mood have you sexy lot woken up in?!

Anyone FAF?!

You are the greatest mind reader ever. Thanks for expressing exactly how I woke up ha ha.

xxxxx...

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Slightly pissed off. My one day a week where I'm supposed to enjoy a lie in and been awake since stupid o clock!!

That sucks when that happens...

Does indeed. Ah well, get chores out of the way, walk the dog and maybe have a nanny nap later.

Xxx

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By *eryopenmindedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Got the morning glory

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Can always snuggle with us honey x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can always snuggle with us honey x"

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Slightly pissed off. My one day a week where I'm supposed to enjoy a lie in and been awake since stupid o clock!!

I was up at 4.

We could have watched a film together.

Now ya tell me.

. Xx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am enjoying a 4 star room in Manc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy as hell another 6 hours of sleep night.

Oh and, need you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always the same , been off a week and still awake about half 6 everyday , I even went to bed later last night and was awake at 7 , and when you wake with a stuffy it's game over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've slept funny & woken up aching

I'm hoping Pilates will sort it out, talking of which must dash, going to be late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already smashed one out.

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

My status says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept funny & woken up aching

I'm hoping Pilates will sort it out, talking of which must dash, going to be late!"

Stunning , never 48 xx

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thats how I wake up every morning. Haha always fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've slept funny & woken up aching

I'm hoping Pilates will sort it out, talking of which must dash, going to be late!"

Oh ouchy!

Hope the stretches help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleepy as hell another 6 hours of sleep night.

Oh and, need you ask

6 hours is standard in this house!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Had to do a hand stand to have a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slept funny & woken up aching

I'm hoping Pilates will sort it out, talking of which must dash, going to be late!

Oh ouchy!

Hope the stretches help"

Erm I've a tight neck. Shoulder rub, please?

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By *riccartmanxxxMan
over a year ago

Under your bed

Woke up naked and a raging hard cock had to do something about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly pissed off. My one day a week where I'm supposed to enjoy a lie in and been awake since stupid o clock!!

I was up at 4.

We could have watched a film together.

Now ya tell me.

. Xx

I only just read you were awake. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhh....I'm trying to snooze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleepy as hell another 6 hours of sleep night.

Oh and, need you ask

6 hours is standard in this house!"

Exactly, wake up sex is a necessity then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hornier than a horny thing from horny town and in need of a bloody good spoon followed by a right good forking!!

What mood have you sexy lot woken up in?!

Anyone FAF?!

^^^^^you know very well we do

I woke with the super horn and immediately took advantage of the poor defenceless naked body sleeping next to me .

I think she enjoyed it

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

"Hornier than a horny thing from horny town and in need of a bloody good spoon followed by a right good forking!!

What mood have you sexy lot woken up in?!

Anyone FAF?!

It would be rude not to FAF with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungry

woken up bloody hungry.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!

I'm hungover like a hungover thing!

But I have to admit to a touch of hangover horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch!

I'm hungover like a hungover thing!

But I have to admit to a touch of hangover horn

You go relieve yourself

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I've only just awoken... eek... i feel like i'm missing a chink of time.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather tired and could do with another couple of hours but yeah anytime Minxy

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Slightly pissed off. My one day a week where I'm supposed to enjoy a lie in and been awake since stupid o clock!!

I was up at 4.

We could have watched a film together.

Now ya tell me.

. Xx

I only just read you were awake. Sorry.

Next time. Xx

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

debauched the kind of mood that cries over indulgence

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm plotting naughtiness.. just wish it wasn't so far away!!

Frustrated more than horny and longing to be made love to.. which isn't really what people do on Fab xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woken up horny having gone to sleep feeling sexually frustrated. I need a playmate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my mojo

anyone help finding it?

Feeling meh this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rather tired and could do with another couple of hours but yeah anytime Minxy

Just not that Thursday mid Feb..,!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Miss has got in from her night shift so I've got up so she can starfish lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hornier than a horny thing from horny town and in need of a bloody good spoon followed by a right good forking!!

What mood have you sexy lot woken up in?!

Anyone FAF?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up to a chorus of "muuum" "muuum" .....horny factor is zero haha

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I lost my mojo

anyone help finding it?

Feeling meh this morning

deep breath darling chin up chest forward and smile. life's way to short for such feelings trust me they will pass xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my mojo

anyone help finding it?

Feeling meh this morning

deep breath darling chin up chest forward and smile. life's way to short for such feelings trust me they will pass xx "

I push my chest anymore forward and I'll give myself a black eye

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I lost my mojo

anyone help finding it?

Feeling meh this morning

deep breath darling chin up chest forward and smile. life's way to short for such feelings trust me they will pass xx

I push my chest anymore forward and I'll give myself a black eye

that's more like it

by the way you can pock me in the eye with that pair any day of the week over a Cappuccino I'll even throw in a chocolate chip muffin if you bring a smile with that lovely pair

my treat of coarse after all if a guy can't treat a good looking woman then what's the point in being a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I push my chest anymore forward and I'll give myself a black eye

that's more like it

by the way you can pock me in the eye with that pair any day of the week over a Cappuccino I'll even throw in a chocolate chip muffin if you bring a smile with that lovely pair

my treat of coarse after all if a guy can't treat a good looking woman then what's the point in being a man.

Haha next time I find myself in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone back to bed with more coffee and snuggled under the duvet. Just missing something (or someone)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm pretty horny

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I push my chest anymore forward and I'll give myself a black eye

that's more like it

by the way you can pock me in the eye with that pair any day of the week over a Cappuccino I'll even throw in a chocolate chip muffin if you bring a smile with that lovely pair

my treat of coarse after all if a guy can't treat a good looking woman then what's the point in being a man.

Haha next time I find myself in London

oh I'm smiling from ear to ear thanks for the kind response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hornier than a horny thing from horny town and in need of a bloody good spoon followed by a right good forking!!

What mood have you sexy lot woken up in?!

Anyone FAF?!

Sorry to brag, but we did exactly that this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No horn and went out for a run. Now my legs don't work and I need a shower buddy to scrub my back.

I'll wash your hair in return

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've gone back to bed with more coffee and snuggled under the duvet. Just missing something (or someone)...

I did this earlier, meh

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By *lessure_you69Man
over a year ago

Sydney

"Woken up horny having gone to sleep feeling sexually frustrated. I need a playmate."

Mmmmm If only I was in York. Xxxx.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've gone back to bed with more coffee and snuggled under the duvet. Just missing something (or someone)...

I've had to drag myself away from my duvet...hold that thought will be back later!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've gone back to bed with more coffee and snuggled under the duvet. Just missing something (or someone)...

I've had to drag myself away from my duvet...hold that thought will be back later!!

Still holding that thought... Can I get out of bed yet? Or should I just stay here as it's starting to get dark out there anywho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up horny.

Luckily, so did my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've woken up. Drifted back off. Woken. Slept. Woke. Slept.

Anaemia sucks sometimes. I've wasted the day but I managed to have the foresight to throw a lamb joint in the slow cooker. Dinner. Sorted. I'm going to curl up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny left well satisfied

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I think I may be half asleep....the drive home is such fun.

I need coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may be half asleep....the drive home is such fun.

I need coffee "

Can you come and lie next to me please? Bring your coffee (Americano and milk for me, ta)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up thinking: 'I really want to know how this book ends'. By midday I figured, bugger, I really should get up. I'll have to finish it later

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I think I may be half asleep....the drive home is such fun.

I need coffee

Can you come and lie next to me please? Bring your coffee (Americano and milk for me, ta)

And just forget the world?

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By *lessure_you69Man
over a year ago

Sydney

"Horny left well satisfied

Ha ha. Xx.

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