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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet? "

Sadly not, but you are right, it does give off an initial pong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure that's ham .

My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.

Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet?

Sadly not, but you are right, it does give off an initial pong."

And then someone thought....this smells like fart....I'm gonna eat it.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet?

Sadly not, but you are right, it does give off an initial pong.

And then someone thought....this smells like fart....I'm gonna eat it."

That will be me then! Hahaha

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Are you sure that's ham .

My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.

Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?"

Alright posh boy, not everyone can afford a level up from smart price hahahaaaaa.

I have a dog. She farts when she jumps.

I taught her well.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet? "

Because you keep feeding your dog ham and it doesn't agree with him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the pig had eaten eggs for dinner. .;).x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe the pig had eaten eggs for dinner. .;).x "
genius! I think you're onto something

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Maybe the pig had eaten eggs for dinner. .;).x genius! I think you're onto something "

Is that why you can get ham and egg roll? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure that's ham .

My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.

Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?

Alright posh boy, not everyone can afford a level up from smart price hahahaaaaa.

I have a dog. She farts when she jumps.

I taught her well. "

I don't have to be posh, a good quality tasty ham in a Polish shop costs less than packet ham in big chain grocery shops

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By * PillowsWoman
over a year ago

stevenage

Haha jumping dog farts. Does she work in a ham factory lol

Really though they do put some gas in to preserve it. Nitrogen or sumfin.

I hold my breath when opening can't stand it!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Haha jumping dog farts. Does she work in a ham factory lol

Really though they do put some gas in to preserve it. Nitrogen or sumfin.

I hold my breath when opening can't stand it! "

That would make sense

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Are you sure that's ham .

My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.

Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?

Alright posh boy, not everyone can afford a level up from smart price hahahaaaaa.

I have a dog. She farts when she jumps.

I taught her well.

I don't have to be posh, a good quality tasty ham in a Polish shop costs less than packet ham in big chain grocery shops "

That's shut me right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you picked up the wrong packet from the wrong aisle!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I can live with that smell no problem & have wondered why it does but the one that makes me gag is boiling mincemeat! I have to avoid the kitchen!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet? "

Dog fart is a known preservative. Honest! I use them to keep boiled eggs fresh. Opening the jar can be an experience however....

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

packet ham 50% pork +fat 5% salt 45% water

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor


"Maybe the pig had eaten eggs for dinner. .;).x "

Is that how you get an egg in the middle of my pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suggest better quality ham

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Maybe the pig had eaten eggs for dinner. .;).x

Is that how you get an egg in the middle of my pork pie"

And are they magic pigs that provide sliced ham with the egg in the middle?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet? "

Cookie will be so very glad she is a vegetarian!

Him

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Are you sure that's ham .

My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.

Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?

Alright posh boy, not everyone can afford a level up from smart price hahahaaaaa.

I have a dog. She farts when she jumps.

I taught her well.

I don't have to be posh, a good quality tasty ham in a Polish shop costs less than packet ham in big chain grocery shops "

This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wondered this too, chicken slices out a packet reek as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's probably an actual scientific explanation that involves chemistry.

don't they freeze meat for ten years? so it's like ten year old flesh that should have decomposed by now but has been kept 'fresh' artificailly.

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

It's cos it's old , the enzymes in the bag have started to break down the meat

Needs thorough rinsing or binning

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.

Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:

If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.

Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:

If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.

"

Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.

Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:

If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.

Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.

S"

You are wrong lol

H xx

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.

Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:

If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.

Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.

S"

I just fucking cried at that hahahahaaaaaaa

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.

Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:

If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.

Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.

S

I just fucking cried at that hahahahaaaaaaa

"

My job here is done

xx

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because your dog eats ham so that's what his facts smell of? Lol. The eternal question. Does ham smell of dog fart or do dog facts smell of ham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because your dog eats ham so that's what his facts smell of? Lol. The eternal question. Does ham smell of dog fart or do dog facts smell of ham? "
ugh farts not facts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet?

Cookie will be so very glad she is a vegetarian!

Him"

Affirmative! I am so glad I'm a vegetarian.

Her x

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.

Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:

If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.

Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.

S"

Brings a whole new meaning to 'bubble bath'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly the Sulfur Dioxide? Its used as a meat preservative.

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