FabSwingers.com forum: Put down you had on here that you found amusing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a guy message me and ask if I'd meet because he'd never been with a transvestite.he was serious !what put down have you had that made you laugh

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I had a guy just message n say he'd like to try watersports....

Like im a take away menu

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I had one along the lines of where do I live?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got dropped from a party because we have preferences on who we will play with and what we will do.

Unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one along the lines of where do I live? "

Where do you live _rightonsteve?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"We got dropped from a party because we have preferences on who we will play with and what we will do.

Unbelievable."

How is that funny?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

There are too many to think of really. I sometimes think I must save that message it's crazy. But then I forget and it gets lost in a mass delete.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I was once told by a lady that she wasnt interested because she only fancied manly men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had one along the lines of where do I live?

Where do you live _rightonsteve?"

Was wondering the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once told by a lady that she wasnt interested because she only fancied manly men

That is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got put down because apparently I'm a snob and too choosy about those I meet.

I replied with yes I am, "and your problem being" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one along the lines of where do I live?

Where do you live _rightonsteve?

Was wondering the same thing

He may return to let us know.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I had one along the lines of where do I live?

Where do you live _rightonsteve?"

Exactly. "Gormless Street", I said. Just down the road from you.....ahm in Dud-lay.....she replied.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Had three in the last day

One was a report to admin due to age gap.

Another a report to the police due to age gap. I really wouldn't mind but we're a happy couple who met whilst working together we know on paper we look wrong but it's just works and we don't know why any more than anyone else does

And the third was your Mrs is a f-ing bat shes f-ing hanging... I don't even know what that means (feel free to enlighten me!) But I'm guessing it wasn't a compliment!

R xxx

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I once had a message that just read

You're not that bad for an old woman!

He was 31

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time favourite is still "wow, now that I've seen your face, I can see why you got your tits done". Chuckles all round.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have had some absolute doozies but can't repeat them verbatim regardless of how funny they are. Quite a few along the not a compliment compliment lines though e.g. I'm pretty for a fat girl or I don't look as old as I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one along the lines of where do I live? "

Why is that a put down?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I was once told by a lady that she wasnt interested because she only fancied manly men

That is hilarious

#wounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a message that just read

You're not that bad for an old woman!

He was 31

I've had that, too. I'm not even 30 yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I was pre op!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was ask if I was 'a quite pretty man or quite ugly woman?'

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Honey.. You are a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messaged us asking for a meet saying how hot my body was

Said no

Told I need to get to a gym

Mrs

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I haven't seen seen as ass that big since I rode one on Blackpool beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one along the lines of where do I live?

Where do you live _rightonsteve?

Exactly. "Gormless Street", I said. Just down the road from you.....ahm in Dud-lay.....she replied.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

"messaged us asking for a meet saying how hot my body was

Said no

Told I need to get to a gym

Mrs "

Always the way - you're the hottest thing in the world til they get rejected! Butt hurt much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen seen as ass that big since I rode one on Blackpool beach

Nice bum.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"I once had a message that just read

You're not that bad for an old woman!

He was 31

I've had that, too. I'm not even 30 yet.

nnnnoooo! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey.. You are a cunt "

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pair but fat ankles...

I am the reason men are bi

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was once told by a lady that she wasnt interested because she only fancied manly men

Haha.aye cos ya dont look very manly eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was ask if I was 'a quite pretty man or quite ugly woman?'"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once told by a lady that she wasnt interested because she only fancied manly men

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I opened a very ranty message ripping into me for my 'lack of manners' in not responding to a previous 'nice' message he'd spent a lot of time on and how women on here were 'up themselves' blah blah blah ...

When I eventually found the first message - which I hadn't even *noticed*, let alone read - it had been the sent just *15* minutes before the second.

And when I deleted both of them, I got a third telling me I was a 'fat, ugly, old boiler' (yeah, tell me something I don't know

Funny how someone's opinion of you can change so completely within 20 minutes ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I was a peasant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fat, but he'd help me burn it off. This was as an initial approach. Decided not to go for it, funnily enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too fat, too many pubes

I've hardly any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had too many pics of my boobs on show and I should put them away and show some decorum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too old

cheers then

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I had one along the lines of where do I live?

Where do you live _rightonsteve?"

Hove

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

He didn't normally go for black girls but he'd make an exception for me 'cause I seemed quite intelligent.

Yeah.

He didn't have to make that exception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once told by a lady that she wasnt interested because she only fancied manly men

That is hilarious

#wounded

She was clearly messaging the wrong person

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Had three in the last day

One was a report to admin due to age gap.

And the third was your Mrs is a f-ing bat shes f-ing hanging... I don't even know what that means (feel free to enlighten me!) But I'm guessing it wasn't a compliment!

R xxx"

Your 9th pic

Looks like a bat

Think it's that what he is referring to?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

had someone telling me he screams about meeting older woman... he was 2 or 3 years younger...

and a couple who message, I deleted as not interested and then had another message telling me how rude I was to simply delete and if I knew how much time and effort to took to write the first one... first message had been copied their profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't had any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I looked too much like Harry Hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told by someone they always wanted an old woman.

I'm 51, he was late 30s.

51, is not fucking old.

Was called rude, because I said a polite no thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember if it was a couple or a lass,anyway they requested a face pic.

So I sent one n a short while later got a reply asking if I was really Scottish!

Guess there wasn't enough shortbread n tartan in the pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been told by someone they always wanted an old woman.

I'm 51, he was late 30s.

51, is not fucking old.

Was called rude, because I said a polite no thank you.

I got called rude fat old cow for saying no thanks

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

On here a few years back. A guy launched quite a personal attack at me on the forums. Said I was fat and no man would really want me with my 3 bellies. I would only ever be someone's shag and not good enough for anything more.

I've also been reported as a fake too.

An old boss once also told me I don't carry myself like a fat woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told .... I'm write good for a black guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just read that as put your hand down here - more coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had too many pics of my boobs on show and I should put them away and show some decorum

I don't know which part of the body the decorum is but I'm sure yours is very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is too funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a sycophant to the extreme. Apparently not muscular enough did make me chuckle. Still does now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None are amusing. I cry in a corner.

They didn't like my sunglasses. I think they were struggling being honest.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

well i didn't take it as a put down as such.. but found it amusing.. someone I'd been chatting to for a bit.. i asked if they fancied meeting.. they Said.."I'd like to meet you but you scare me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually along the lines of being stuck up my own arse.

I reply with it's somewhere you'll never be.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got told my wife was fat and i had a small cock neither of which are true

there are many nasty things i will say about my ex wife but fat is not one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asking to stick a tube down my throat to feed me.

Then he told me to go lose some weight.

Haha.

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