FabSwingers.com forum: You are what you eat

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv just had an egg,does this mean im an egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be an almond then

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'd like to be a pussy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Òoo I'm a bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a trifle

A trifle what though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an actimel Yog.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a grape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pancake

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

That must be why I'm a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That must be why I'm a cunt

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I'm a chocolate mousse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage fried egg and two slices of white bread.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"That must be why I'm a cunt

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is that a new type of bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese on toast

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By *ust4fun555Man
over a year ago

city centre

Fruitcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Mexican then

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Camembert and warm bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm... I don't remember eating a fucking legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual plate of fried gold for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm... I don't remember eating a chicken legend.

I know - you'd think with all that bread you'd be full

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By *he Naked HandymanMan
over a year ago

Holcombe

I'm starving, save me from being a cheese sandwich, I want to be a pussy!

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Iv just had an egg,does this mean im an egg?"

To be fair that's about right, I had Gregg's for lunch and it aptly sums me up (be it for better or for worse)

"Not the most classy of people but I taste delicious"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a grape "

Stop wining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am an apple pie, blackcurrant pie, cheese and onion buttie and half a cheese and onion pizza today.

gotta love PMT, still a bit peckish now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just had an egg,does this mean im an egg?"

If it does mean you're an egg, can you hook up with someone who's just eaten chicken and get it on so that we can answer the age old conundrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chelsea bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 'anything'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's true that stress brings on weight loss....then why am I not invisible?

I need to eat a skinny person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that make me an arse???

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"If it's true that stress brings on weight loss....then why am I not invisible?

I need to eat a skinny person

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I'm skinny xxx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Iv just had an egg,does this mean im an egg?"

Nah just 'ard boiled!

I'm a bit of a smorgesbord today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If i eat horse meat does that mean im a horse?

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"If i eat horse meat does that mean im a horse?"
only if you go off on a gallop

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If i eat horse meat does that mean im a horse?"

Nay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... I'm a chunky tomato soup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i eat horse meat does that mean im a horse?

Nay!!

that tickled me

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Well I have been called a doughnut before I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a pig then as just had a ham roll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i eat horse meat does that mean im a horse?"

Only if you do it more than once on the trot?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If i eat horse meat does that mean im a horse?

Nay!!

that tickled me

We aim to please!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If i eat horse meat does that mean im a horse?

Only if you do it more than once on the trot?"

Ba dum tish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a grape

Stop wining

made me giggle lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this is making me hungry. Who wants to turn me into a pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just had an egg,does this mean im an egg?"

You call'in me cabbage? ......

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm a box of pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fish and chips? Can I be both? or one or the other?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm fish and chips? Can I be both? or one or the other? "

If you were only one it would be fishy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fish and chips? Can I be both? or one or the other?

If you were only one it would be fishy

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Quaver, omg i'm a quaver lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!"

Actually they're creme eggs not cream eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef and Guinness stew now!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'm a suggestive biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like this is the fab version of that Instagram fad where people take pictures of what they eat and post it online....only more circuitous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fun size milky way ha ha.

I hope to be a dominos pizza later. It's my refeed and I can't resist my favourite food!

Eve. X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I haven't eaten today. I bit a fabbers lip though so can I be him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like this is the fab version of that Instagram fad where people take pictures of what they eat and post it online....only more circuitous. "

...But what was the last thing you ate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like this is the fab version of that Instagram fad where people take pictures of what they eat and post it online....only more circuitous.

...But what was the last thing you ate?"

I guess I'm a breakfast burrito.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pineapple pen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!

Actually they're creme eggs not cream eggs

Your fat to intelligent for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringles.once you pop you really can't stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a double decker

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I really hope im not after the shite Ive just had to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am all the best jelly beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like this is the fab version of that Instagram fad where people take pictures of what they eat and post it online....only more circuitous.

...But what was the last thing you ate?

I guess I'm a breakfast burrito.

Yes. Yes you are.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm a double decker

I'm a dinky decker

(those things are so addictive)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hope im not after the shite Ive just had to eat

You just ate shite?

Would that make you a shit head?

Just teasing.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!

Actually they're creme eggs not cream eggs

Your fat to intelligent for me"

Did you just call tushy fat? Mean!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abVJLOPBnXU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beetroot

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!

Actually they're creme eggs not cream eggs

Your fat to intelligent for me

Did you just call tushy fat? Mean!

Eve. X"

I know! Tushy isn't fat! He's just a little cuddly round the edges

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

I'm a doughnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a double decker

I'm a dinky decker

(those things are so addictive)

I bought a multi pack of four on way to work got one left to munch on later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating pizza n some other shit

I'm a pizza shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm eating pizza n some other shit

I'm a pizza shit

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!

Actually they're creme eggs not cream eggs

Your fat to intelligent for me

Did you just call tushy fat? Mean!

Eve. X

I know! Tushy isn't fat! He's just a little cuddly round the edges

How wonderfully said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!

Actually they're creme eggs not cream eggs

Your fat to intelligent for me

Did you just call tushy fat? Mean!

Eve. X

I know! Tushy isn't fat! He's just a little cuddly round the edges

How wonderfully said

Ha ha ha! Von tease by name, von tease by nature.

Eve. X

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!

Actually they're creme eggs not cream eggs

Your fat to intelligent for me

Did you just call tushy fat? Mean!

Eve. X

I know! Tushy isn't fat! He's just a little cuddly round the edges

How wonderfully said

Ha ha ha! Von tease by name, von tease by nature.

Eve. X

He knows I jest...I mean just look at them thighs

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Cream,Yoghurt, Relish,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG...im a fuckin cream egg!!

Actually they're creme eggs not cream eggs

Your fat to intelligent for me

Did you just call tushy fat? Mean!

Eve. X

I know! Tushy isn't fat! He's just a little cuddly round the edges

How wonderfully said

Ha ha ha! Von tease by name, von tease by nature.

Eve. X

He knows I jest...I mean just look at them thighs

Them thighs are on holiday now

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Update & please excuse language

but

i'm a cunt!

& H is a dick

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I've just had a packet of salt n vinegar hula hoops

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Update & please excuse language

but

i'm a cunt!

& H is a dick

How can you eat dick?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Update & please excuse language

but

i'm a cunt!

& H is a dick

How can you eat dick? "

Mis-timed sneeze? How can you eat pussy (Where's Papi?)

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central

I am a prossecco soaked strawberry

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

I'm quick cheap and easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken breast strips, with red onion, mango, banana and cashews....cooked in cider with garlic, lemon grass and ginger....simmered down with double cream and madras curry powder.

Oh...and a few chips.

Sounds mad but delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to my cook book then that makes me a fucking vegetable

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I am nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm... I don't remember eating a fucking legend.

I thought last night actually meant something to you.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"How can you eat dick? "

He's a lovely chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember eating a f**king legend!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm Bloody donut!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*a"

Doughnut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*a

Doughnut."

Haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I've just had donalds meat with special sauce. Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had donalds meat with special sauce. Yummy"

Lucky Donald

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"*a

Doughnut."

It was a dunkin donut so I'm going with donut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fish and chips? Can I be both? or one or the other?

If you were only one it would be fishy

Haha that was my reaction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or if your a canibal you eat what you are

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