FabSwingers.com forum: Mankind's two biggest untruths.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. The size of your willy.

2. How deep the snow is where you live.

Any alternative untruths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its length and girth

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

That you forget the pain of childbirth once you see your baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It isn't what you think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That you forget the pain of childbirth once you see your baby

on that note, you won't bond with your baby if you didn't give birth naturally or breastfeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That maternal instinct is instinctive

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"1. The size of your willy.

2. How deep the snow is where you live.

Any alternative untruths. "

Mankinds' biggest untruths?

1/ Yes, of course I'll still love you in the morning.

2/ Your cheque is in the post.

3/ I'm from head office and I'm here to "help you."

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

The more you put in, the more you'll get out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was just sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course I'm single - seems to be a popular one on here for sure

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I'm gonna keep you up all night baby..

30mins before they nod off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1- No one swinging has bareback sex

2- everyone that swings gets checked every 3 months and is clean

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"That you forget the pain of childbirth once you see your baby

And that you instantly love it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think man kinds biggest untruth is a benevolent God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am genuine and will definitely turn up".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think man kinds biggest untruth is a benevolent God"

That one is pretty outrageous really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Treat with respect

2. You will be rewarded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mankinds biggest untruth-Number of sexual partners...(more)

Womankinds biggest untruth-Number of sexual partners...(less)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise not to cum in your mouth

I will pull it out on time

Oops, wrong hole.....was an accident

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"well it's never happened before, I usually have no problems with getting it up"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mankinds biggest untruth-Number of sexual partners...(more)

Womankinds biggest untruth-Number of sexual partners...(less)

we lose count pretty easily though tbf.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

No your bum doesent look big in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you're the best!!

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

'I'm different'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Before we knew it, our clothes had just fallen off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't cum in your mouth I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your taxi is just round the corner

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"No your bum doesent look big in that "

But sometimes that is the desired response. Whether truthful or not!

As a bloke it's difficult to spot which scenario you are in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mankinds biggest untruth-Number of sexual partners...(more)

Womankinds biggest untruth-Number of sexual partners...(less)

we lose count pretty easily though tbf."

Aye me too,not because there's been loads,just because I have a shit memory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mankinds biggest untruth-Number of sexual partners...(more)

Womankinds biggest untruth-Number of sexual partners...(less)

we lose count pretty easily though tbf.

Aye me too,not because there's been loads,just because I have a shit memory!"

combination of both on my part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. The size of your willy.

2. How deep the snow is where you live.

Any alternative untruths. "

"My wife knows that I am on here"

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

What goes around, comes around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you it's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can never have enough shoes.

Yes, you can, you have one pair of feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cum bucket loads.

No dear I didn't hear your fanny farting.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

The ice cream van is 'not' empty when it plays music also your arse won't drop off it you play with your belly button (my parents fed me on lies goddamn them)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Your face does not "stick like that" if the wind changes...

...and trees do not grow in your stomach if you swallow the pips!!

Both of those scared me for years as a kid!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ice cream van is 'not' empty when it plays music also your arse won't drop off it you play with your belly button (my parents fed me on lies goddamn them)

No but if you take a Philips screwdriver to your belly button, your arse will fall off.

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