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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The only footwear suitable for this weather is in the shed - can someone go and fetch them please?

Fair warning - the garden is covered in cat shit under the snow.

There's a cocoa in it for you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You should coco!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That'll teach you to clean up the cat shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm.....I think I'll pass.

You'll have frozen fluffy turds to pick up when the snow goes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pas on that one bud , tip for the top ,keep your walking boots indoors

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"The only footwear suitable for this weather is in the shed - can someone go and fetch them please?

Fair warning - the garden is covered in cat shit under the snow.

There's a cocoa in it for you"

There is not much snow.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Hmmm do I want to leave my cosy bed for a cold snowy minefield of cat shit? Let me think

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Snow'n'catshitproof Slippers™ are the way to go

*available at absolutely no stores anywhere you

Terms & conditions apply.

Not suitable for dog owners

Discount for grannies who enjoy walking the walk

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

You should've considered the 7 P's before deciding to leave your footwear in the shed! Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Puss Poo Performance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strap the cat to your foot and hop to the shed .....

Oh c'mon lighten-up .....it's just a joke...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Do what my mum used to do. Put socks on over your shoes followed by plastic bags secured with elastic bands. Both stylish and practical...said no one, ever.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

You lot are no use. It would have been so different if my pic was of a cunt...

...oh wait..

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