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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.

He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.

When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads and loads of loud, hyperactive children.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The TV and radio on 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads and loads of loud, hyperactive children."
The humanity!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Snorers and noisy eaters for me to!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Knowing my luck my ex husband his new wife and Dicks ex wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.

He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.

When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?"

Probably the rest of my family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as I would end up in limbo as I'm to bad for heaven and hell is worried I might try and take Lucifer's possition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!"

Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it

Miss T

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Tons of guys who walk around with their cocks out just saying "Hi babe".

Oh wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A step machine; an iPod full of shitty music surrounded by members of westboro baptist church and trump supporters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The feeling in my feet right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The floor is covered in lego's. All I'm allowed to eat is lumpy unseasoned mashed potato. And I'm made to listen to call me maybe for 18hours of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think on balance I've been good... So I'll stick with the hope that I'll have my heart weighed by Anubis

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The tax man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucifer getting out of my seat and telling me that he was just keeping it warm for me lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Having to share a bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!

Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it

Miss T"

Walking slowly and stopping for no reason or changing direction without looking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucifer getting out of my seat and telling me that he was just keeping it warm for me lol

Only if you get their first otherwise it's my seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling panicky and claustrophobic all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality TV every single twat from big brother, towie, geordie shore and every other no mark piss poor fly on the wall TV shitfest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!

Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it

Miss T

Walking slowly and stopping for no reason or changing direction without looking!"

That really would be hell!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The Final Countdown and Simply The Best playing on loop...only raw cheese to eat..fairground rides and much much more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!

Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it

Miss T"
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People who when they talk you can hear the moisture in their mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long queue to nowhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!

Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it

Miss T.

People who when they talk you can hear the moisture in their mouth "

Aaaaaargh

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Airports at 3am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucifer getting out of my seat and telling me that he was just keeping it warm for me lol

Only if you get their first otherwise it's my seat"

Lol im sure im to hell first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me. "

There's a man who has given it some thought

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Just people.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.

There's a man who has given it some thought

Yes, I bet he reads profiles too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Lots of women gossiping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me. "

Ragnar!!!!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!"

Yes that and sniffing.

Also cunty people. Just stop it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...

Mmhmm yes of course.

Serious penis er penance first though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A purple haired radfem dystopia where they screech all day and night about how oppressive 'man spreading' is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A room full of sweaty blokes with horrendous BO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.

There's a man who has given it some thought

Yes, I bet he reads profiles too

He also doesn't assume somebody doesn't have rules, even if there isn't a long list.

And occasionally refers to himself in the third person.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...

Mmhmm yes of course.

Serious penis er penance first though "

I go to church weekly. I have no worries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A purple haired radfem dystopia where they screech all day and night about how oppressive 'man spreading' is."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...

Mmhmm yes of course.

Serious penis er penance first though

I go to church weekly. I have no worries

Jesus he knows you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...

Mmhmm yes of course.

Serious penis er penance first though

I go to church weekly. I have no worries

Jesus he knows you"

He does, but Judas knows me better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!"

Just thinking of this stresses me out

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm already here.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd seduce Hades and only be there on a part time basis languishing luxuriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on an endless episode of Family Fortunes or the Generation Game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.

Misophonia FTW!

Just thinking of this stresses me out

I have that too!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

As you can see, I'm already in Limbo but if I did descend into my own personal version of Hell it'd be full of narrow minded, bigoted, thick, ill mannered and arrogant people with questionnable personal hygiene having the ability only to converse using the most boring and banal small talk. There wouldn't be a single book to read, and no music to listen to, and therefore no dancing, no creative pursuits of any sort to lift or inspire your soul, nor any coast or countryside to walk in, almost no animals other than damned (in both senses) humans ... just endless bland and depressing industrial style grey architecture in a world which was always cold, dark, windy and rainy. The only fauna would be a plethora of spiders and slugs, and there'd be nothing to eat except cabbage, sprouts, greasy, grisly burgers and kebabs from grubby takeaway shops, all served with lashings of tomato ketchup ........ and no sex, ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A purple haired radfem dystopia where they screech all day and night about how oppressive 'man spreading' is."

Stop mansplaining!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me. "

You'll have to die in some spectacular fashion for that to happen though. Only warriors allowed in Valhalla. And just think of all that vomit everywhere!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

My current job - but without all the days off. Or gaps between shifts. Or meal breaks.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"As you can see, I'm already in Limbo but if I did descend into my own personal version of Hell it'd be full of narrow minded, bigoted, thick, ill mannered and arrogant people with questionnable personal hygiene having the ability only to converse using the most boring and banal small talk. There wouldn't be a single book to read, and no music to listen to, and therefore no dancing, no creative pursuits of any sort to lift or inspire your soul, nor any coast or countryside to walk in, almost no animals other than damned (in both senses) humans ... just endless bland and depressing industrial style grey architecture in a world which was always cold, dark, windy and rainy. The only fauna would be a plethora of spiders and slugs, and there'd be nothing to eat except cabbage, sprouts, greasy, grisly burgers and kebabs from grubby takeaway shops, all served with lashings of tomato ketchup ........ and no sex, ever again

Apparently that was the biblical definition of hell. It was mediaeval pundits who added the flames and demons.

Hell is, quite simply, boredom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lot!

xxx"

charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of people shouting over each other bragging about themselves - and they've all got screaming, tantruming, bratty snotty nosed kids

( similar to my lunch break in pret a manger )

Or full of space invading people that hum or whistle tunelessly, chew loudly and snore!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Apparently that was the biblical definition of hell. It was mediaeval pundits who added the flames and demons.

Hell is, quite simply, boredom."

Not a bad stab at it for an atheist then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as we get there and looking forward to seeing all our friends and carry on partying he says "only joking", presses the up button and end up in heaven with all those god bothering goody goodys... that really would be Hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just as we get there and looking forward to seeing all our friends and carry on partying he says "only joking", presses the up button and end up in heaven with all those god bothering goody goodys... that really would be Hell

...

xx"

I do reckon the Godly folk are just jealous that the Devil has the best parties and want to keep people away from them

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...

Mmhmm yes of course.

Serious penis er penance first though

I go to church weekly. I have no worries

That won't save you. You're on here. We're all going to Hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.

You'll have to die in some spectacular fashion for that to happen though. Only warriors allowed in Valhalla. And just think of all that vomit everywhere!"

I am ready to accept my place on the battlefield, my weapons are ready to tsk to my final resting place, where I shall await Ragnarok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like Stoke on Trent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A purple haired radfem dystopia where they screech all day and night about how oppressive 'man spreading' is.

Stop mansplaining!

AAAHHHHH am I all ready dead?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sounds like Stoke on Trent."

Definitely Hanley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mushy peas - my idea of hell

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.

There's a man who has given it some thought

Yes, I bet he reads profiles too

He also doesn't assume somebody doesn't have rules, even if there isn't a long list.

And occasionally refers to himself in the third person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mushy peas - my idea of hell"

What? Food of the Gods

Or Devil maybe...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I want to go to a different hell please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell

Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell

It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies

Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit

No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked

Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise

Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell

Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell

It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies

Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit

No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked

Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise

Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mushy peas - my idea of hell

What? Food of the Gods

Or Devil maybe..."

evil stuff

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Loads of jobs worth seeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads and loads of loud, hyperactive children."

This

*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother.

Please, anything but that! I would prefer daily pineapples up the bottom!!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yea, spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.

He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.

When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?"

I quite like the smell of sulphur.

Chavs.

Chavs would be waiting for me. Watching soaps and reality TV.

(Interestingly it auto carrots to Chams!)

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.

He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.

When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?"

Azrael is the real name of the grim reaper or angel of death

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...

Yes me to

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Only rice pudding or Marmite to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tennis !

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By *s ParisWoman
over a year ago

My Dungeon Room

I've been to hell and back more times in my life that if I were to go again satan would make me pay rent and lodgings this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only rice pudding or Marmite to eat

Marmite mixed in rice pudding

Yum

You're a genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crowds of selfish self important people gossiping

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

A car that runs forever, a narrow windy country lane.....and 30 Lycra clad bicycle riding Bradley & Chris wannabes in front of me..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Only rice pudding or Marmite to eat

Marmite mixed in rice pudding

Yum

You're a genius

Nooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tory conference

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...

Mmhmm yes of course.

Serious penis er penance first though

I go to church weekly. I have no worries

I was once asked why I didn't spontaneously combust whenever I walked in my old local church ... They even gave me keys to the place

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

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xx"

Nah all the God botherers will be in hell. Having massive orgies and not enjoying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Members of the fab community lol.

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By *ink oysterMan
over a year ago

Maidenhead

I hope that lift will be taking me to the biggest swinging party I've ever been to with the devil as the host

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spider convention and cups of lemsip and beachams powders

Most real folk i know are nicer than me so they'd be in heaven celebrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its never the end - its just the start of another adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.

He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.

When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?"

Almost every best friend I've ever had, most of my family and a dammed good party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ariana Grande's voice on repeat

coupled with messages that fail to make the distinction between 'your' and 'you're'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Bastard Brother...........just my feckin luck !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns!!!

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