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By *ouplefunuk OP   Couple
over a year ago

North Bristol

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't that the truth lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but steps 4 and 7 are critical and cannot be entrusted ta females

The rest anyone can do xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

hahaha that was brilliant.. x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Yes but steps 4 and 7 are critical and cannot be entrusted ta females

The rest anyone can do xx "

says the qualified chef who cremates toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's funny.

I mean what a pig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not allow anyone to cook the food that I prepared when I am doing a BBQ.

I won't drink or stray away from the BBQs as I do not like my food to be burnt!

Self-confessed BBQ queen here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but steps 4 and 7 are critical and cannot be entrusted ta females

The rest anyone can do xx "

Anyone can chop a few veggies. The art of a BBQ is lighting the darned thing, pouring 50 litres of BBQ Lighter Fuel (white spirit) on it without setting fire to the fence whilst fending off the wife's continual moaning that the food will taste and stink of chemicals cos of the lighter fuel (what she's doing in garden at this point is anyone's guess but I attribute it to her natural instinct to stop a man enjoying himself).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but steps 4 and 7 are critical and cannot be entrusted ta females

The rest anyone can do xx

says the qualified chef who cremates toast "

My first wife could set fire to a pan of boiling water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but steps 4 and 7 are critical and cannot be entrusted ta females

The rest anyone can do xx

says the qualified chef who cremates toast

My first wife could set fire to a pan of boiling water! "

What she didn't say is that SHE had turned the bloody toaster up ta full and not told me

(its my toaster and the settin is never adjusted) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but steps 4 and 7 are critical and cannot be entrusted ta females

The rest anyone can do xx

says the qualified chef who cremates toast

My first wife could set fire to a pan of boiling water!

What she didn't say is that SHE had turned the bloody toaster up ta full and not told me

(its my toaster and the settin is never adjusted) xx "

Siren does that too!

If it ain't the feckin toilet seat left down it's the frickin toaster left on high!

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