FabSwingers.com forum: What you do when you can't get a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes you're horny but you just can't get a meet - not enough time on your hands, no one available who floats your boat, etc

So, what do you do? Perv over porn? Talk naughty in the forums? Do the house work???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes you're horny but you just can't get a meet - not enough time on your hands, no one available who floats your boat, etc

So, what do you do? Perv over porn? Talk naughty in the forums? Do the house work???"

Get the doxy out.

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By *ornyStew77Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A little of all three??

I have a look at the forums and then probably do a little pic piercing on here

Worst case scenario, do the housework. Def a horn killer

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

We cuddle up on the Sofa and feel sorry for ourselves and then demolish a bottle of Red or two and get out the chocolate..works everytime.

"Sometimes you're horny but you just can't get a meet - not enough time on your hands, no one available who floats your boat, etc

So, what do you do? Perv over porn? Talk naughty in the forums? Do the house work???"

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Go to bed and sleep... exciting yeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on the chat rooms and share with the world

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's never happened to me. So I'm not sure. Probably fiddle.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Go fuck ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walk pooch "

Aw - that would be good...

Unless I misunderstood and you actually mean dogging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go fuck ourselves

Ha!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Sometimes you're horny but you just can't get a meet - not enough time on your hands, no one available who floats your boat, etc

So, what do you do? Perv over porn? Talk naughty in the forums? Do the house work???"

Porn and wand

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Sometimes you're horny but you just can't get a meet - not enough time on your hands, no one available who floats your boat, etc

So, what do you do? Perv over porn? Talk naughty in the forums? Do the house work???"

Porn and wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag the hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think a woman can have like this probleme . Bc when she want sex she can find easy. But the big probleme what if a man is very horny and he didn't find meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the toy box.

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By *eyMrJackMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I've been told a hollowed out cucumber...

Or stick a melon in the microwave.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Walk the dog, then a bottle of red....... before a lady wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take to my bed with a vibrator and box of batteries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think a woman can have like this probleme . Bc when she want sex she can find easy. But the big probleme what if a man is very horny and he didn't find meet "

Um, yes we do.... Sure - finding sex is easy, finding someone you *actually want* to meet for sex is a different matter...

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Carry on with my life,

Join in with the banter on the forums/chatrooms hoping to catch someone's eye, Oh and watch some porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lay in bed with a tissue on my tummy and have a joddle using my amazing imagination .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn and a ladywank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk pooch

Aw - that would be good...

Unless I misunderstood and you actually mean dogging

Giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock on out then get on with what I'm doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pull another few teeth out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride one of my toys xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take to my bed with a vibrator and box of batteries. "

A box?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Lady wank

Filthy talk

Perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take to my bed with a vibrator and box of batteries.

A box?

Yes. I can go on and on and on and on and....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I don't think a woman can have like this problem"

Wanna bet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take to my bed with a vibrator and box of batteries.

A box?

Yes. I can go on and on and on and on and....

noted and stored for future reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take to my bed with a vibrator and box of batteries.

A box?

Yes. I can go on and on and on and on and....

Ariston

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sometimes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag the hubby

Perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fapps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only sometimes?"

Well, if you will live all the way down there...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Have a wank?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

No meet.. no worries..

I just jump on the train, head into London and find my favourite jazz bar..

And sit there drinking until I'm incomprehensible and cry inconsolably into my gin..

But over the past months I've gotten rather used to the taste of gin and tears and it's saved me a fortune in tonic water..

See, so every cloud does have a silver lining..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sulk in a corner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pout, drink gin, and get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I consider myself lucky that I don't feel horny very often. What makes me want sex and feel horny is knowing I'm going to have sex.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I choose some good porn (as long as the kids are in bed or out) and get roger rabbit out - he of the flappy paddle ears! He gives the best clitoral orgasms known to man!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

My wand

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Have a lady wank or two

Arrange the next meet

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't think a woman can have like this probleme . Bc when she want sex she can find easy. But the big probleme what if a man is very horny and he didn't find meet

Um, yes we do.... Sure - finding sex is easy, finding someone you *actually want* to meet for sex is a different matter...

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Possibly the only place in the world where women are happy to admit to watching porn and having a lady wank.

I do the above but I'm old school cos I have no toys

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We play with each other ,this is just an added extra for us .

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so long as im not cross with myself a little self loving goes a log way

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

switch it off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock myself in my bedroom and get my bag of toys out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut my toe nails, it is therapeutic and relaxing

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Cut my toe nails, it is therapeutic and relaxing"

Eeeeeeewww!

Make sure you put them in the bin and wash your hands afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold shower and then if that does not work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on Cams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut my toe nails, it is therapeutic and relaxing

Eeeeeeewww!

Make sure you put them in the bin and wash your hands afterwards!

Have you checked your pockets after our meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick wank if I'm that horny, usually I just switch the feeling off though.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sometimes you're horny but you just can't get a meet - not enough time on your hands, no one available who floats your boat, etc

So, what do you do? Perv over porn? Talk naughty in the forums? Do the house work???"

Go to the pub and do something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We cuddle up on the Sofa and feel sorry for ourselves and then demolish a bottle of Red or two and get out the chocolate..works everytime.

Sometimes you're horny but you just can't get a meet - not enough time on your hands, no one available who floats your boat, etc

So, what do you do? Perv over porn? Talk naughty in the forums? Do the house work???

Red wine part of that is bang on?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"switch it off...."

Same here - regular sex for me is less than once a year so I'm very good at doing this.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Go to a club, or have horny sex at home

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Cut my toe nails, it is therapeutic and relaxing

Eeeeeeewww!

Make sure you put them in the bin and wash your hands afterwards!

Have you checked your pockets after our meet?

I have a good solution to that! Next time I'm making you strip as soon as you get through the door!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well it looks like I will be perving on cam or wanking to porn unless my eye gets better between now and Saturday night

Fucking gutted as I wanted to go to cupids as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will let you know at the end of today what I did.

Normaly my flirtometer is through the roof.

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