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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Esso Blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whose turn is it with the little jerry can? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whose turn is it with the little jerry can? lol"

Pongo`s ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

byaaaa bum bum bum byaaaa

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..bum bum, bum bum bum bum..

see i was reading that as the mission impossible theme lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was many a scalded bum with those little parafin heaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!"

Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it ironic that Esso choose as it's mascot an animal that is indigenous to a continent that largely uses pedal power to get around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it ironic that Esso choose as it's mascot an animal that is indigenous to a continent that largely uses pedal power to get around. "

well I imagine, on another far fetched conspiracy theory that the heads of the company are big game hunters...who knows what those fat cats get up to (not the tigers, they lovely)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!

Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up... "

can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!

Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...

can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????"

ME

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!

Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...

can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????

ME "

is that the sympathy shag from this morning??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!

Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...

can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????

ME

is that the sympathy shag from this morning?? "

Maybe, but NO kissing or cuddles.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!

Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...

can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????

ME

is that the sympathy shag from this morning??

Maybe, but NO kissing or cuddles. "

"Hello, set about you with the strap-on, cheers and see ye"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"Hello, set about you with the strap-on, cheers and see ye" "

You bought the strap on down with ya ya never said

Upstairs now ya not shaggin anyone this afternoon

Now where did i put that fookin lube xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

"Hello, set about you with the strap-on, cheers and see ye"

You bought the strap on down with ya ya never said

Upstairs now ya not shaggin anyone this afternoon

Now where did i put that fookin lube xx "

fook off and get back in the kitchen and make dinner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"Hello, set about you with the strap-on, cheers and see ye"

You bought the strap on down with ya ya never said

Upstairs now ya not shaggin anyone this afternoon

Now where did i put that fookin lube xx

fook off and get back in the kitchen and make dinner!!"

Yes dear xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it ironic that Esso choose as it's mascot an animal that is indigenous to a continent that largely uses pedal power to get around.

well I imagine, on another far fetched conspiracy theory that the heads of the company are big game hunters...who knows what those fat cats get up to (not the tigers, they lovely)"

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