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"My t shirt is too small so I'll get it off my chest. " Well buy one that fits | |||
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"My t shirt is too small so I'll get it off my chest. " Hahaha | |||
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"Id love to get this infection and cough of my chest, and maybe get some sleep " Get well soon.. | |||
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"Id love to get this infection and cough of my chest, and maybe get some sleep " ditto | |||
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"My t shirt is too small so I'll get it off my chest. Well buy one that fits " It was a Christmas gift | |||
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"Been for a run, had a poo, about to jump in the shower. Nothing to rant about here " Perfecto morning | |||
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"I am awake and it is too early! Wanted to sleep for at least one more hour!!! Ranty rant rant! Ok time for tea. " One sugar in mine please I am sweet enough | |||
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"Blatant lamp-post pissing on various threads. Men, sort your women out. Other than that, i'm grand. " Don't blame me it's not my fault | |||
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"Blatant lamp-post pissing on various threads. Men, sort your women out. Other than that, i'm grand. " | |||
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"Only a epic rant so far today. Endless commentary on whether there's going to be snow or not! Who cares! It'll either happen or it won't. I don't need to see minute by minute updates on where the snowflake is before it drops. I use all social media platforms to promote my business and clogging up the latest feeds etc, are folk telling the world 'so excited for the snow today' or 'where's the snow that was forecast' and 'I hope I don't get snowed in'. I want to shake them and say 'get a fookin grip, it's not going to be Armageddon inducing snowfall, unless 3 or more flakes fall. You've had fair warning, plan properly and you'll get through it fairly easily. Chuck a bit of rock salt in your drive, you're no longer snowed in ya muppets. Get a shovel, you're no longer snowed in ya muppets.' Winter is here folks " Problem is, us Brits always have to grumble about the weather. Whether its too hot or too cold, we still whinge. Take out and ban the subject of weather would make it very difficult for newspapers to find something to report about! | |||
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"For just one morning I'd like to sit and eat my crunchy nut cornflakes without seeing that fuckwitted gimp Donald Trump in the news. And please can we have whip round and buy him a decent syrup......?" That one's an easy solution. Put Ceebeebies on the telly during brekky instead of the news. | |||
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"For just one morning I'd like to sit and eat my crunchy nut cornflakes without seeing that fuckwitted gimp Donald Trump in the news. And please can we have whip round and buy him a decent syrup......?" Forget the decent syrup, just get a whip and try to flog some sense into the Muppet! | |||
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"Blatant lamp-post pissing on various threads. Men, sort your women out. Other than that, i'm grand. " | |||
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"Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!! " That would do it for me too. I'd probably throttle the unapreciative bast... erm, herberts with their own drawchords. But I hate sportwear anyway and the day my benevolent dictatorship takes over the country sportsdirect and footlockers up and down the country will be burned to the ground. Now dont get me wrong, I have nothing against gymwear or tracksuits, but they are for the gym and the track respectively, but if your wearing them and the closest youve been to the gym was passing it on your way to kfc and the last time you saw exercise was in the fourth form then your going to be the kinddling thrown aflame into the nearest JDsports to raise that to the ground too. Apologies for stealing your rant, and the irony is not lost on me that your name is _ymbunny82. But thanks for letting me add just a two-penneth of my own. | |||
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"Ok here's my rant and maybe Im just unlucky but....... Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!! " adidas isn't cheap you know? . | |||
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"Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!! That would do it for me too. I'd probably throttle the unapreciative bast... erm, herberts with their own drawchords. But I hate sportwear anyway and the day my benevolent dictatorship takes over the country sportsdirect and footlockers up and down the country will be burned to the ground. Now dont get me wrong, I have nothing against gymwear or tracksuits, but they are for the gym and the track respectively, but if your wearing them and the closest youve been to the gym was passing it on your way to kfc and the last time you saw exercise was in the fourth form then your going to be the kinddling thrown aflame into the nearest JDsports to raise that to the ground too. Apologies for stealing your rant, and the irony is not lost on me that your name is _ymbunny82. But thanks for letting me add just a two-penneth of my own." Totally agree with you | |||
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"Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!! That would do it for me too. I'd probably throttle the unapreciative bast... erm, herberts with their own drawchords. But I hate sportwear anyway and the day my benevolent dictatorship takes over the country sportsdirect and footlockers up and down the country will be burned to the ground. Now dont get me wrong, I have nothing against gymwear or tracksuits, but they are for the gym and the track respectively, but if your wearing them and the closest youve been to the gym was passing it on your way to kfc and the last time you saw exercise was in the fourth form then your going to be the kinddling thrown aflame into the nearest JDsports to raise that to the ground too. Apologies for stealing your rant, and the irony is not lost on me that your name is _ymbunny82. But thanks for letting me add just a two-penneth of my own." Haha and I thought I was annoyed I've brought out a whole inner rage in you haha | |||
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"Haha and I thought I was annoyed I've brought out a whole inner rage in you haha " Thanks, your welcome. Dysnomia, your angrybunny. | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now " Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool " Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do " I'm in the garage getting new treads | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads " Gorgie must have jinxed you | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you " That stuffy fucker. | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you That stuffy fucker. " Again. True story | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you That stuffy fucker. Again. True story " I should have let him feel how smooth they are | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you That stuffy fucker. Again. True story I should have let him feel how smooth they are " Thought you already had | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you That stuffy fucker. Again. True story I should have let him feel how smooth they are Thought you already had " | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you That stuffy fucker. Again. True story I should have let him feel how smooth they are Thought you already had " Not jealous | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you That stuffy fucker. Again. True story I should have let him feel how smooth they are Thought you already had Not jealous " Alright ' Mr I'm not even going to talk to her' | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you That stuffy fucker. Again. True story I should have let him feel how smooth they are Thought you already had Not jealous Alright ' Mr I'm not even going to talk to her' " ya dick | |||
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it Not read the thread what did you do I'm in the garage getting new treads Gorgie must have jinxed you That stuffy fucker. Again. True story I should have let him feel how smooth they are Thought you already had Not jealous Alright ' Mr I'm not even going to talk to her' ya dick " might need you to rescue me tomorrow | |||
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"Those friends that don't answer important texts or phone calls. " No need for it....did you text me? | |||
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"Is it too late for another one? People who drive on the motorway at 15 mph below the speed limit. Until you try to overtake the fuckers. " Yes, it does seem strange that when you overtake a dawdling dunderhead, they suddenly become inflamed with righteous indignation and race up behind you beeping and/or flashing lights. | |||
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"Is it too late for another one? People who drive on the motorway at 15 mph below the speed limit. Until you try to overtake the fuckers. Yes, it does seem strange that when you overtake a dawdling dunderhead, they suddenly become inflamed with righteous indignation and race up behind you beeping and/or flashing lights. " Or keep accelerating as you pull alongside so that you can't get past. #cockwombles | |||
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"I best not start cause I might not stop. " Saved me typing, my thoughts exactly DG | |||
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