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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we have forum police, time for forum trading standards officers I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my pic's are fake, I get a body double in for mine as I don't do nude photo's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All my pic's are fake, I get a body double in for mine as I don't do nude photo's "

well i have to agree because on another site you look like a toy soldier.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All my pic's are fake, I get a body double in for mine as I don't do nude photo's

well i have to agree because on another site you look like a toy soldier.. lol"
ssshhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures... "

does this also apply to females who project an air of being with it yet when you get to know them they turn out to be graduates from the School of Bunny Boiling Excellence!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures...

does this also apply to females who project an air of being with it yet when you get to know them they turn out to be graduates from the School of Bunny Boiling Excellence! "

course it does,, false advertising yet again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yet when you get to know them they turn out to be graduates from the School of Bunny Boiling Excellence! "

by the way its an amazing school, attended myself lmao -kidding x

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures...

does this also apply to females who project an air of being with it yet when you get to know them they turn out to be graduates from the School of Bunny Boiling Excellence! "

bet thats a massive school.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures...

does this also apply to females who project an air of being with it yet when you get to know them they turn out to be graduates from the School of Bunny Boiling Excellence!

bet thats a massive school....."

One in every city/town/village/hamlet/small cluster of sporadic cottages.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures...

does this also apply to females who project an air of being with it yet when you get to know them they turn out to be graduates from the School of Bunny Boiling Excellence!

bet thats a massive school.....

One in every city/town/village/hamlet/small cluster of sporadic cottages. "

but even so the mad ones are a lot of fun to b with lol.. never a dull moment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures...

does this also apply to females who project an air of being with it yet when you get to know them they turn out to be graduates from the School of Bunny Boiling Excellence!

bet thats a massive school.....

One in every city/town/village/hamlet/small cluster of sporadic cottages.

but even so the mad ones are a lot of fun to b with lol.. never a dull moment.."

Once you've prised the scissors out of their hands!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

can guarantee we don't turn up for meets wearing masks and snorkels

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"can guarantee we don't turn up for meets wearing masks and snorkels "

but sometimes that could be a distinct advantage....mean the snorkel not the mask btw

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I always pack it in the 'tart' bag for those special occassions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I guess I'm guilty - I don't have ridiculously long talons, they were fake, so if anyone has a fetish for Edward Scissorhands then I'm afraid they'd be disappointed, but it is my very own boob and hand.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Well I guess I'm guilty - I don't have ridiculously long talons, they were fake, so if anyone has a fetish for Edward Scissorhands then I'm afraid they'd be disappointed, but it is my very own boob and hand."

I'll settle for examining the boob xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures... "

sadly i do lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have to say my photos where real. I mean would i really steal those from the web

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My photos are all real, and recent too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a real girl and now I've got some advertising watchdog banging on my door.

See what you've done?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm real, my plastic surgeon even gave me a receipt!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

id like to think people on here were posting their own pictures of themselves but what i was getting at i suppose is sometimes they are outdated, people may have gained/lost weight, underwear you are wearing you no longer own, the excess make up some of us ladies use to make ourselves look pretty we don't always slap on for our meets, the photo shopped arty photo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id like to think people on here were posting their own pictures of themselves but what i was getting at i suppose is sometimes they are outdated, people may have gained/lost weight, underwear you are wearing you no longer own, the excess make up some of us ladies use to make ourselves look pretty we don't always slap on for our meets, the photo shopped arty photo's

"

Well admittedly I've changed the bath water a few times since mine was taken xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't Photoshop mine! I just live in a very blank background kinda place with pleasing brightness/contrast/hue/saturation lighting that blends for a soft focus effect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

take my profile picture just as example, id certainly not apply that much make up on when meeting someone, wouldn't be as dark as that, also my hair style is slightly different.

But because i use that picture people who message me must 'like' the way i look as that is the only picture they have to base me on (cos my profile says jack shit lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I got asked if my photo's were fake app I was too pretty for a swinging site and they thought I was a size 24 greasy haired woman.. I ensured them that they were my pics before telling them to F off.

I have seen some pics and thought they don't look real. Oh and I never attended the school for bunny boilers but I know a few women that have..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't Photoshop mine! I just live in a very blank background kinda place with pleasing brightness/contrast/hue/saturation lighting that blends for a soft focus effect."

Obviously you've chosen a picture you like and it shows you in the way you want to be viewed by others, but if i were to message you its because ive a thing for tall women in red underwear and heels with big boobs

but if i were to meet you, would you really look like that if i turned up?

didnt mean to be personal just kinda making my point, hell i'm guilty of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got asked if my photo's were fake app I was too pretty for a swinging site and they thought I was a size 24 greasy haired woman.. I ensured them that they were my pics before telling them to F off.

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cheeky bastards lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I very rarely wear make-up (I'm an ugly bitch without the bag over my head). Oldest pic on my profile is my avatar, yes the nix are 2 years old, all the rest are put up within days of them being taken.

Don't see the point in touching up pics as folk will see the real me when the meet me - and that is Fookin scary!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously you've chosen a picture you like and it shows you in the way you want to be viewed by others."

It's more that it doesn't show me in a way I don't want to be seen, i.e. with an identifiable background.


"but if i were to meet you, would you really look like that if i turned up?"

You wouldn't be meeting me unless you'd been on MSN with a cam for verification purposes. I don't send out face pics so you will have seen what you're getting via my cam, though obviously that's going to be different quality to what your eyes see in real life. That's true of any representation, though.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

well most my pics on my profile were taken within the last year /6 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh as for age of pics then mine are all recent, very recent. I always put pics on here that were taken straight away. In fact one of my pics was taken last night and the underwear was bought on Friday to go to Abfabs.

I think the oldest on my profile is perhaps 9 months old, its the OH's fave so it stays. I love taking pictures and do so every weekend (not just rude pics for here either) so I would never use an old pic.

I like using props and I like to experiment with lighting on my camera, but the image of me is entirely me, my shape etc, is not altered. I would never try and make myself look 6ft tall and a size 0 as guys wouldnt recognise the 5ft size 16 girl that turned up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh as for age of pics then mine are all recent, very recent. I always put pics on here that were taken straight away. In fact one of my pics was taken last night and the underwear was bought on Friday to go to Abfabs.

I think the oldest on my profile is perhaps 9 months old, its the OH's fave so it stays. I love taking pictures and do so every weekend (not just rude pics for here either) so I would never use an old pic.

I like using props and I like to experiment with lighting on my camera, but the image of me is entirely me, my shape etc, is not altered. I would never try and make myself look 6ft tall and a size 0 as guys wouldnt recognise the 5ft size 16 girl that turned up.

"

you know i love your pics,, they are just lush! xx

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"you see it everywhere these days

food looks nothing like it does on the packaging, and some fab users look nothing like they do in profile pictures...

does this also apply to females who project an air of being with it yet when you get to know them they turn out to be graduates from the School of Bunny Boiling Excellence! "

ahem, not just females you know... just had another nutty stalker type...

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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you know i love your pics,, they are just lush! xx"

As I do your pretty face on your profile pic. I love the goddamn innocent youthful look, that I could never recapture for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see - the result - cos yer all to damn fussy fer yer own good

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Oh as for age of pics then mine are all recent, very recent. I always put pics on here that were taken straight away. In fact one of my pics was taken last night and the underwear was bought on Friday to go to Abfabs.

I think the oldest on my profile is perhaps 9 months old, its the OH's fave so it stays. I love taking pictures and do so every weekend (not just rude pics for here either) so I would never use an old pic.

I like using props and I like to experiment with lighting on my camera, but the image of me is entirely me, my shape etc, is not altered. I would never try and make myself look 6ft tall and a size 0 as guys wouldnt recognise the 5ft size 16 girl that turned up.

you know i love your pics,, they are just lush! xx"

Your pics are amazing to be fair very original yet very classy.. Which is what I want for my profile..Just got to find someone with a camera and photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine are all the real me ...warts and all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the avatars used have to be the person - some people use cartoon characters dont they. Im not sure if Ive ever seen that on this site though.

I always get a little suspicious on fantastical looking avatars and then the profile pictures are not up to the same quality and there is no bigger picture of the wonderful avatar.

I can understand that people improve when taking pictures, so earlier pictures may be of lesser quality. But if I took a wonderful picture that I used as an avatar, Id have that in my main portfolio as well and not grainy older pictures - Id be proud of my achievement of a good pic. But there might be other reasons for it that I havent thought of, so its just my initial assessment of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is false....

"Which" on the telly....

Get this pc help book for free....get this how to grow ya own veg...for free.

What they dont tell you is....when you ring up to get it , you have to then sign up for the magazines. kin rip off.

When i said i dont want that but want the FREE pc thing she says ok...never got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the best pictures of me are when im happy and smiling but only pics like that are with my daughter in my arms.. cant upload those

im a very happy go lucky person, if any of you have seen me on cam you could vouch for me on that. But for some reason when i go to take a picture of myself smiling i look a muppet, hense why i look a moody biatch lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is false....

"Which" on the telly....

Get this pc help book for free....get this how to grow ya own veg...for free.

What they dont tell you is....when you ring up to get it , you have to then sign up for the magazines. kin rip off.

When i said i dont want that but want the FREE pc thing she says ok...never got it "

my grandma go suckered into that too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Do the avatars used have to be the person - some people use cartoon characters dont they. Im not sure if Ive ever seen that on this site though.

I always get a little suspicious on fantastical looking avatars and then the profile pictures are not up to the same quality and there is no bigger picture of the wonderful avatar.

I can understand that people improve when taking pictures, so earlier pictures may be of lesser quality. But if I took a wonderful picture that I used as an avatar, Id have that in my main portfolio as well and not grainy older pictures - Id be proud of my achievement of a good pic. But there might be other reasons for it that I havent thought of, so its just my initial assessment of it "

My bum actually IS that fantastic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My bum actually IS that fantastic!!! "

Oh I agree for sure, noone wears fushcia like you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for some reason when i go to take a picture of myself smiling i look a muppet, hense why i look a moody biatch lol"

Ditto. All my pics are pouty. I hate my goofy smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My bum actually IS that fantastic!!! "

Darling i think that's the nicest thing you have ever said about me xx

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Who can I address my complaints to? Have been disappointed once or twice and wasnt impressed. Once met a guy who's pics were seven years old or more and also met one with an adult brace (mouth firmly closed in pic!). Would have been nice to have been told these things before dragging our arses out to meet for a social.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for some reason when i go to take a picture of myself smiling i look a muppet, hense why i look a moody biatch lol

Ditto. All my pics are pouty. I hate my goofy smile."

Same here. I think am smiling, big cheesey grin. But then when I see the pics I look so moody. Hence face pics I keep for private gallery and for that reason only.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"for some reason when i go to take a picture of myself smiling i look a muppet, hense why i look a moody biatch lol

Ditto. All my pics are pouty. I hate my goofy smile.

Same here. I think am smiling, big cheesey grin. But then when I see the pics I look so moody. Hence face pics I keep for private gallery and for that reason only."

ive had people say its my best feature but i just cant capture it in a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive had people say its my best feature but i just cant capture it in a photo"

I got a sweet veri from a woman I met at a club and she mentioned my smile but I still can't face looking at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive had people say its my best feature but i just cant capture it in a photo

I got a sweet veri from a woman I met at a club and she mentioned my smile but I still can't face looking at it."

why not?

ive just uploaded a pic of me smiling/ looking a twat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a sweet veri from a woman I met at a club and she mentioned my smile but I still can't face looking at it."


"why not?"

I dunno. Don't need them so don't take them, I suppose. No facepics on my profile and I never send them out. I did send a CD friend in the US one of me smiling cos she asked but I had to take it specially for her and wasn't that happy about doing so.

Paranoia is so sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your smile is fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And your smile is fine."

wish my teeth were whiter though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i am very real all me x lol some pics taken last year and one or two this ...

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