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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best one you've seen on a profile or status?

Local updates here a guys status was, "the best blow job you'll ever get"

I do wonder if he won some sort of local competition to find the best at this particular act, otherwise how could he claim it to be the best?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Breathe through my ears" - clearly indicative of a lung mutation.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson. How do you know that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can lick pussy for hours..."

Yeah yeah till you get neckache and fancy a blowjob you mean!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fab me if you want to fuck me...

But have no verifications

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sucks like a Dyson. How do you know that? "

That's a good thing for someone to be able to though because as you fuck them doggy style, their head could be on the rug sucking up crumbs and dust and toe nail clippings.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

""Can lick pussy for hours..."

Yeah yeah till you get neckache and fancy a blowjob you mean!"

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