FabSwingers.com forum: Pre meet genital preparation

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was about to arrive at a meet, rubbed my thumb behind my bellend and had a sniff. Turns out it was a bit whiffy... who invented knob cheese eh?! I had some of those lemon wipes from KFC in the door pocket of the car. A quick wipe, job done.

Good bless the Colonel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger lickin' good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thumb lickin' good

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

This probably does happen though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Lemon fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good ol' scratch and sniff

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I feel like I should move you to the 'support and advice' forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I should move you to the 'support and advice' forum!

I feel like I should move him to the block list!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like I should move you to the 'support and advice' forum!

I feel like I should move him to the block list!

You love me too much to do that!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I feel like I should move you to the 'support and advice' forum!

I feel like I should move him to the block list!

I feel like I don't want to go near his bellend now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP that's just absolutely gross! Please say you are joking?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I feel like I should move you to the 'support and advice' forum!

I feel like I should move him to the block list!

Via the shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeew! I REALLY hope people don't actually do this

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha hope you lemon fresher your thumb too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more dissapointed it was from a KFC and not a Burger King!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

OP if you ever have the same issue prior to a good rimming I've heard deep heat works well at covering all other whiffyness

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Ha ha hope you lemon fresher your thumb too

And the steering wheel, gear knob, stereo, rear view mirror...

Ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god I'm not meeting you

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Eeeeew! I REALLY hope people don't actually do this

Well not till I finished me bargain bucket in the restaurent, give me some credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely gross, even to write such a thing is absolutely gross. Not even funny. Reading it made me screw my face up and go.... Errrrrrr dirty man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm more dissapointed it was from a KFC and not a Burger King!"

I'm too classy to eat in Burger King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben

It would appear not

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben

It would appear not

I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

a lot of people exposed to that "bell end"...seemingly !

so never be fooled by a tie ladies.......

a comment like that puts me right off this site......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben

It would appear not

I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change

My kind of Lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard this before in my life.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"a lot of people exposed to that "bell end"...seemingly !

so never be fooled by a tie ladies.......

a comment like that puts me right off this site......"

Shame. You have a nice face

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do cheese and lemon go together well?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben

It would appear not

I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change

My kind of Lady!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never heard this before in my life."

KFC? It's a place that sells fried chicken

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben

It would appear not

I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change

My kind of Lady!

That's as good as taking her out for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do cheese and lemon go together well?

Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do cheese and lemon go together well?

Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes!

There's a gap in the market then. The cheese is already sitting on some balls so all it needs is pineapple to be a hit with everyone.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben

It would appear not

I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change

My kind of Lady!

That's as good as taking her out for dinner.

I'm partial to sucking a chicken bone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do cheese and lemon go together well?

Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes!

There's a gap in the market then. The cheese is already sitting on some balls so all it needs is pineapple to be a hit with everyone.

Dragons Den here I cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do cheese and lemon go together well?

Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes!

Maybe we could invent some sort of knob freshener, you bit like chalking a cue type of device

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do cheese and lemon go together well?

Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes!

Maybe we could invent some sort of knob freshener, you bit like chalking a cue type of device "

Dragon's Den did feature an emergency grooming/freshening kit for men for one night stands. They didn't think there was a need for such a kit and it didn't get the funding.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Absolutely gross, even to write such a thing is absolutely gross. Not even funny. Reading it made me screw my face up and go.... Errrrrrr dirty man! "

I think this might be my favourite reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely gross, even to write such a thing is absolutely gross. Not even funny. Reading it made me screw my face up and go.... Errrrrrr dirty man!

I think this might be my favourite reply.

My fav reply was a PM asking for my knob cheese on her fanny crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never heard this before in my life."

Liar!

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