FabSwingers.com forum: Best one liners.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your best one line message you have received?? This could be funny

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Not a funny one but 'come here so I can growl at you' springs to mind as a goodie. It was off site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow that's just a little different

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Some one messaged me saying "can i fart in your mouth?"

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I will destroy you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some one messaged me saying "can i fart in your mouth?""

I had that message a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make your legs shake! WTF

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By *SPrincessWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere near you

Got one today that just said "let me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you shit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will make your legs shake! WTF

wasn't me

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"I will make your legs shake! WTF

*grabs leg and wiggles it* "told ya!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will make your legs shake! WTF

wasn't me

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xx"

Lol, would have been welcome off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would like to gangbang you

not sure if he kmows what a gb is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you shit on my face "

Tell me that's a typo and you meant 'sit'?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you shit on my face

Tell me that's a typo and you meant 'sit'?!?

Can assure you it wasn't

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

had

were no Fred or Wilma flintstone but will make your bedrock

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By *nsert user name hereMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There's always

Fancy a fuck

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Had a right giggle at one the other day. It simply read....

"Eat my shit. Bye"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told I'd be left "shaking like a shitting dog"

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

"Had a right giggle at one the other day. It simply read....

"Eat my shit. Bye""

That's no way to talk to a Princess

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Had a right giggle at one the other day. It simply read....

"Eat my shit. Bye"

That's no way to talk to a Princess

I know, he could have at least addressed me as royalty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just got "Are you fertile?" The mind boggles *shudders*

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

I got "I'd like to watch you on the toilet

" so I asked what he'd imagine I would be doing. Am still waiting for the reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local ?

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Some of the messages we get struggle to make a line, they are usually just one or 2 words

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here. It's gotta be in wanna make babies with you. Like wtf. I did laugh though.

Off of fab. I had a guy walk up to me put some ice on the floor and stamp on it. He then said there the ice is broken, can I buy you a drink? Made me laugh and I did allow him to buy me a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like a bloke in a frock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M8, fancy serving me coffee

That's a great line!

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