FabSwingers.com forum: Wednesday is 0 meet club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*Unlocks the doors

Takes a look outside

Hurries back in to get the coffee machine on*

"Welcome back my friends

To the show that never ends

We're so glad you could attend

Come inside come inside"

It is that time of the week folks when those of us who find this place a tough crowd can gather together an seek solace.

The entry criteria:

1. No meets of any kind in the past 30 days

2. You have met but you want to peruse the talent and assist a member out of 0 meet club

Come in out of the cold and the wind and see what might happen.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's me now. I could have changed it but it was cold and rainy so I didn't bother.

So here I am....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulls up a chair..

Good morning.. I'm Mr S..and I'm a no meeter its been over four months since my last meet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, My name is MrB......I've been a zero for a while......

God bless this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome gents. Take a pew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get my coat and leave then...booo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hello boys. Sorry I'm late.

Where is the milk frother...you want cake today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's ok you're only paid from 7

Cake is always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.

Best get out hands in our pockets....

to buy her a drink you filthy lot!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

.....pops hed in throw dor just to say hi to new manager

Like how your running it OP.

I handed it over to the rite guy.

.....Disappears off in to the distance.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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".....pops hed in throw dor just to say hi to new manager

Like how your running it OP.

I handed it over to the rite guy.

.....Disappears off in to the distance."

Yay _eeside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....pops hed in throw dor just to say hi to new manager

Like how your running it OP.

I handed it over to the rite guy.

.....Disappears off in to the distance."

*salutes*

Thanks guv'nor.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's ok you're only paid from 7

Cake is always welcome"

Splendid. I shall make myself a brew and see who I fancy helping out of the club then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say cake.....puts coats down and pulls up a Comfy chair!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.

Best get out hands in our pockets....

to buy her a drink you filthy lot!"

What would you like? I can do coffee and tea, anything else comes in a bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.

Best get out hands in our pockets....

to buy her a drink you filthy lot!

What would you like? I can do coffee and tea, anything else comes in a bottle.

Do you think you can knock me up a virgin mojito with some extra mint in a martini glass please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.

Best get out hands in our pockets....

to buy her a drink you filthy lot!

What would you like? I can do coffee and tea, anything else comes in a bottle.

Do you think you can knock me up a virgin mojito with some extra mint in a martini glass please

No. Coffee or tea only. It's 7am give a girl a break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.

Best get out hands in our pockets....

to buy her a drink you filthy lot!

What would you like? I can do coffee and tea, anything else comes in a bottle.

Do you think you can knock me up a virgin mojito with some extra mint in a martini glass please

No. Coffee or tea only. It's 7am give a girl a break."

Caramel latte then please and a slice of Belgian chocolate brownie with walnuts please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Note to anyone thinking of causing trouble.

Honey has been on some training recently so is now an expert in all manner of techniques

Chinese burns

Nipple cripples

Wedgies

and water boarding

You have been warned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, starting my day with a carrot and apple shake, anyone want some?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Note to anyone thinking of causing trouble.

Honey has been on some training recently so is now an expert in all manner of techniques

Chinese burns

Nipple cripples

Wedgies

and water boarding

You have been warned

My water boarding technique is quite something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Note to anyone thinking of causing trouble.

Honey has been on some training recently so is now an expert in all manner of techniques

Chinese burns

Nipple cripples

Wedgies

and water boarding

You have been warned

My water boarding technique is quite something

Do we keep emergency life jackets and flares behind the bar?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Note to anyone thinking of causing trouble.

Honey has been on some training recently so is now an expert in all manner of techniques

Chinese burns

Nipple cripples

Wedgies

and water boarding

You have been warned

My water boarding technique is quite something

I don't do water sports

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

I'll have a coffee please (milk & 2). New member here, can I sample the waterboarding on a first visit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's turned into a buffet quick.

I'll have a "coffee".

Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's turned into a buffet quick.

I'll have a "coffee".

Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals. "

What is your favourite, I'll see if I have it. I'm a coffee snob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't had a meet for 3 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's turned into a buffet quick.

I'll have a "coffee".

Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals. "

This is a respected establishment sir.

Only the finest quality coffees here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's turned into a buffet quick.

I'll have a "coffee".

Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals.

What is your favourite, I'll see if I have it. I'm a coffee snob "

I'm not fussy. I'll take whatever you have.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's turned into a buffet quick.

I'll have a "coffee".

Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals.

What is your favourite, I'll see if I have it. I'm a coffee snob

I'm not fussy. I'll take whatever you have.

I had come to that assumption. Instant for you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?"

I'll change that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's turned into a buffet quick.

I'll have a "coffee".

Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals.

This is a respected establishment sir.

Only the finest quality coffees here

Finest? Is that the Tesco range?

A lady above looks like she has a range of beverages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?"

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....pops hed in throw dor just to say hi to new manager

Like how your running it OP.

I handed it over to the rite guy.

.....Disappears off in to the distance.

Yay _eeside

Seconded!!!!!

Nice to see yah fellah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*knocks on door*

Hi chaps, I'm new to this thread, can I come in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

I'll change that

Gonna make you put your mouth where your money is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers "

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out"

With the amount of coffee she has, I don't believe she could be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out"

Honorary member?

I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Well I've not met anyone from fab

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out

Honorary member?

I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?

Fuck it would help me no end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out

Honorary member?

I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?

Fuck it would help me no end

Calm your tits Bladey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out

Honorary member?

I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?

Go on then but if she spills any coffee as a result I'm going to be ruddy annoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out

Honorary member?

I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?

Go on then but if she spills any coffee as a result I'm going to be ruddy annoyed"

Think about it- she will need her maids uniform on to clear it up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zero meets here so I can join in.

hopefully I won't be here for long, no offence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"zero meets here so I can join in.

hopefully I won't be here for long, no offence

Come on in.

I'm hoping it will be empty one Wednesday.

I have a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in this club unfortunately.

I'm gonna go have a nap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still in this club unfortunately.

I'm gonna go have a nap. "

*turns the music down and the disco ball off*

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lovely ladies looking to leave the club today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in this club unfortunately.

I'm gonna go have a nap.

*turns the music down and the disco ball off*

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur""

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

I'll change that

Gonna make you put your mouth where your money is!

We already talked about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still in this club unfortunately.

I'm gonna go have a nap.

*turns the music down and the disco ball off*

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

I'll change that

Gonna make you put your mouth where your money is!

We already talked about that

Ah well but I can never get enough oral!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in this club unfortunately.

I'm gonna go have a nap.

*turns the music down and the disco ball off*

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had a meet but that's my own fault, I'm too shy to unhide my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had a meet but that's my own fault, I'm too shy to unhide my profile.

Numpty!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

Are you trying to bend the rules?

Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers

Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?

Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out

Honorary member?

I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?

Fuck it would help me no end

Calm your tits Bladey!

It's more your tits was on my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had a meet but that's my own fault, I'm too shy to unhide my profile.

Numpty!"

Nooooooo, I'm just shy.

Anyway, I doubt if everyone has enough screen insurance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I can acully join yer club now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I qualify....it's been a fair while!

I did, however, have to cancel a meet today as still not recovered from the bloody flu virus which I've had for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I can be free all day if need be. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good. Women.

I was starting to worry I'd joined a different site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"zero meets here so I can join in.

hopefully I won't be here for long, no offence

Hopefully I can help you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come all without, come all within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

When you pass 30 days,is the next step graduation to 'the year club'?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?

I'll change that

Gonna make you put your mouth where your money is!

We already talked about that

Ah well but I can never get enough oral!

Slurp

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee.

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee.

xxxxx Suzi "

You could help me get out of the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee.

xxxxx Suzi "

This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.

It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.

Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee.

xxxxx Suzi

You could help me get out of the club

any time

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

When you pass 30 days,is the next step graduation to 'the year club'?

Shh don't talk about year club...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

When you pass 30 days,is the next step graduation to 'the year club'?

Shh don't talk about year club..."

Ahh damn, I forgot. Delete, delete.....

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

When you pass 30 days,is the next step graduation to 'the year club'?

Shh don't talk about year club..."

No meets in a year club

.... that's just hilarious. I will look out for that thread at the end of December.

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

When you pass 30 days,is the next step graduation to 'the year club'?

Shh don't talk about year club...

No meets in a year club

.... that's just hilarious. I will look out for that thread at the end of December.

xxxxx Suzi "

I bet they'res going to be one. Or they could already be one, as your not allowed to talk about it!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I'm in!

Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee.

xxxxx Suzi

This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.

It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.

Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie? "

I'll dance with you Hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx"

I don't believe that! You're a stunner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee.

xxxxx Suzi

This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.

It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.

Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie?

I'll dance with you Hun!

Oh hello.

What dance steps do you know? I know 64 but I've only practiced a few.

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

fab some beautys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fab some beautys"

Right on!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee.

xxxxx Suzi

This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.

It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.

Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie?

I'll dance with you Hun!

Oh hello.

What dance steps do you know? I know 64 but I've only practiced a few.

I know about 69!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm in!

Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx

I don't believe that! You're a stunner! "

Most kind!

Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx

I don't believe that! You're a stunner!

Most kind!

Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time!

It's all about the chemistry and the build up to the event along with the event it's self, I agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can't be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee.

xxxxx Suzi

This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.

It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.

Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie?

I'll dance with you Hun!

Oh hello.

What dance steps do you know? I know 64 but I've only practiced a few.

I know about 69!

Wow. We'd best get started then. We could be at this for a while.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm in... Still....

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm in!

Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx

I don't believe that! You're a stunner!

Most kind!

Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time!

It's all about the chemistry and the build up to the event along with the event it's self, I agree! "

Which is why ideally I'd like a few reliable, fun local fb's!

But all the hotties in my area seem to be perusing' instafuck' - ie no friendship or drink etc - just fuck and leave - or the 'shiny new fuck' - ie along series of one-off's because they find the chase exciting!

Not complaining - it is what it is - and I know guys find it harder getting even initial meets so I've sod all to complain about really - though the 'thrill of the chase' gets terribly dull after years on here!

Hence I'm - momentarily at least - a member of the no meet club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish

Hey, you're just around t'corner... let's go get lunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx

I don't believe that! You're a stunner!

Most kind!

Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time!

It's all about the chemistry and the build up to the event along with the event it's self, I agree!

Which is why ideally I'd like a few reliable, fun local fb's!

Hence I'm - momentarily at least - a member of the no meet club!

I think everyone enjoys the chase - maybe some blokes duck out after the first meet because they either think, 'been there done that', 'can't get better than that' or 'she's going to want a relationship next'

There's no shame in being in the club.

Imagine when you do get a meet and you're no longer allowed back in the club! Then you'll miss it!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm in!

Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx

I don't believe that! You're a stunner!

Most kind!

Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time!

It's all about the chemistry and the build up to the event along with the event it's self, I agree!

Which is why ideally I'd like a few reliable, fun local fb's!

Hence I'm - momentarily at least - a member of the no meet club!

There's no shame in being in the club.

Imagine when you do get a meet and you're no longer allowed back in the club! Then you'll miss it! "

I'll come back!

I'll just keep knocking until the op lets me in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish

Various baguettes and paninis available.

What do you fancy?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish

Honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish

Various baguettes and paninis available.

What do you fancy?"

I bet she chooses baguette, and they say size isn't important.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish

Various baguettes and paninis available.

What do you fancy?"

I read this as penisis

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish

Various baguettes and paninis available.

What do you fancy?

I read this as penisis

xxxxx Suzi "

How many do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?"

Oops!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?

Oops!

Grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sets up a deck chair in the corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?

Oops!

Grass"

My bad! Must be his age...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holds his hand up, admits membership, hangs his head in shame and hides in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok for married men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a social with a new fab member to get them started with a veri but no meets for me so I think I might be able to join now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a social with a new fab member to get them started with a veri but no meets for me so I think I might be able to join now

Unfortunately you're a tad far away or I'd offer to help lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok for married men? "

I'm here so come on in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked

Her loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked

Think you and I are going for third time lucky next time!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm only here to help

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can we have something other than coffee. Not a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have something other than coffee. Not a fan.

Just send any surplus coffee this way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for late comers to the club..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked

Her loss

I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked

Her loss

I guess

Awww MPB I'd be happy to offer you a sympathy shag to cheer you up

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over a year ago

"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked

Think you and I are going for third time lucky next time!

I know!!

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over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?

Oops!

Grass

My bad! Must be his age...

Yep ya right it's only 20

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can we have something other than coffee. Not a fan.

Come here and let me see what I can find you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok for married men?

I'm here so come on in"

Have you no shame?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked

Her loss

I guess

Don't know the circumstances obvs but to block after you've text seems a little high maintenance imo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok for married men?

I'm here so come on in

Have you no shame?

Me? No but I'm sure someone will be along to tell me off soon

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over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?

Oops!

Grass

My bad! Must be his age...

Yep ya right it's only 20"

No you're not, your 53

{dials the local care home}

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over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?

Oops!

Grass

My bad! Must be his age...

Yep ya right it's only 20

No you're not, your 53

{dials the local care home}

You want your arse smacking

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok for married men?

I'm here so come on in

Have you no shame?

Me? No but I'm sure someone will be along to tell me off soon

Ah fuck 'em.

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over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?

Oops!

Grass

My bad! Must be his age...

Yep ya right it's only 20

No you're not, your 53

{dials the local care home}

You want your arse smacking

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok for married men?

I'm here so come on in

Have you no shame?

Me? No but I'm sure someone will be along to tell me off soon

Ah fuck 'em.

That's the plan

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over a year ago

"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark

Oooo you fibber!

You outing someone in the club?

Oops!

Grass

My bad! Must be his age...

Yep ya right it's only 20

No you're not, your 53

{dials the local care home}

You want your arse smacking

Yes please!

That innocent look won't do you any favours

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok for married men?

I'm here so come on in

Have you no shame?

Me? No but I'm sure someone will be along to tell me off soon

Ah fuck 'em.

That's the plan

Wahey

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