FabSwingers.com forum: The Flirt Thread 2.0

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been really quiet in the flirting world for me lately.

I've been given, two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for me to find

Over to you

P.S. Cheesecake talk is also welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had Malteser one earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had Malteser one earlier

I had "Wiedenski" a couple of weeks back which means I need another!

I'll be going to the shop tomorrow and pick one or two...or three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been really quiet in the flirting world for me lately.

I've been given, two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for me to find

Over to you

P.S. Cheesecake talk is also welcome

I make a mean Baileys and Toblerone one....just sayin.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Lemon cheesecake for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been really quiet in the flirting world for me lately.

I've been given, two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for me to find

Over to you

P.S. Cheesecake talk is also welcome

I make a mean Baileys and Toblerone one....just sayin.

Toblerone looks too chocolatee but I can be tempted for the Baileys one, will you serve it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon cheesecake for me

Argh, a classic one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wake up in the middle of the night to drink some water and accidentally eat a slice of New York cheesecake.

Also, cheesecake should be breakfast food

I'd like to feed you cheesecake stuffed strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been really quiet in the flirting world for me lately.

I've been given, two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for me to find

Over to you

P.S. Cheesecake talk is also welcome

I make a mean Baileys and Toblerone one....just sayin.

Toblerone looks too chocolatee but I can be tempted for the Baileys one, will you serve it

Need you ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often wake up in the middle of the night to drink some water and accidentally eat a slice of New York cheesecake.

Also, cheesecake should be breakfast food

I'd like to feed you cheesecake stuffed strawberries

I agree and that sounds like a deliscious idea, will there be cream with the strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a nice reeces snowman earlier all that peanut butter chocolate loveliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often wake up in the middle of the night to drink some water and accidentally eat a slice of New York cheesecake.

Also, cheesecake should be breakfast food

I'd like to feed you cheesecake stuffed strawberries

I agree and that sounds like a deliscious idea, will there be cream with the strawberries

You can have whipped cream with them.... I'll squirt it on them for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been really quiet in the flirting world for me lately.

I've been given, two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for me to find

Over to you

P.S. Cheesecake talk is also welcome

I make a mean Baileys and Toblerone one....just sayin.

Toblerone looks too chocolatee but I can be tempted for the Baileys one, will you serve it

Need you ask

So much cheesecake to try, I'll need some cardio workout to burn it off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often wake up in the middle of the night to drink some water and accidentally eat a slice of New York cheesecake.

Also, cheesecake should be breakfast food

I'd like to feed you cheesecake stuffed strawberries

I agree and that sounds like a deliscious idea, will there be cream with the strawberries

You can have whipped cream with them.... I'll squirt it on them for you

How nice off you, I'll make sure to eat it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your more than welcome to just feed me ice cream in bed.

But carry on the flirting on Kik tomorrow

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

2.0

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your more than welcome to just feed me ice cream in bed.

But carry on the flirting on Kik tomorrow

Hmm B&J's in bed, don't mind if I do

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2.0

I couldn't just call it 2 because we have the cheesecake addition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your more than welcome to just feed me ice cream in bed.

But carry on the flirting on Kik tomorrow

Hmm B&J's in bed, don't mind if I do

Noted

Can get some for our hotel meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your more than welcome to just feed me ice cream in bed.

But carry on the flirting on Kik tomorrow

And the OP reckons he doesn't have his flirt on....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your more than welcome to just feed me ice cream in bed.

But carry on the flirting on Kik tomorrow

Hmm B&J's in bed, don't mind if I do

Noted

Can get some for our hotel meet

That will be my job, you just relax and enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your more than welcome to just feed me ice cream in bed.

But carry on the flirting on Kik tomorrow

And the OP reckons he doesn't have his flirt on....

I had a 4 day detox

By the way, how are you doing Roxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a nice reeces snowman earlier all that peanut butter chocolate loveliness

Eeeeww.....I thought you'd of had better taste x

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I thought of you whilst eating my salted caramel cheesecake earlier tushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter kay doesn't like cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought of you whilst eating my salted caramel cheesecake earlier tushy

Could have saved me a slice then

My new new years resolution, try 50 different cheesecakes by the end of 2017

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Lemon cheesecake for me

Argh, a classic one

Yeah but it's yummy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon cheesecake for me

Argh, a classic one

Yeah but it's yummy.

Can't argue with that, nostalgia feeling is real

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I thought of you whilst eating my salted caramel cheesecake earlier tushy

Could have saved me a slice then

My new new years resolution, try 50 different cheesecakes by the end of 2017

"Share"? What is this sharing business you speak of and how does it apply to cheesecake? I've been menu tasting tonight...tried 15 desserts god I love my job at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought of you whilst eating my salted caramel cheesecake earlier tushy

Could have saved me a slice then

My new new years resolution, try 50 different cheesecakes by the end of 2017

"Share"? What is this sharing business you speak of and how does it apply to cheesecake? I've been menu tasting tonight...tried 15 desserts god I love my job at times

You won't share a cheesecake with me

? Heartbroken

I want a job like that

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I thought of you whilst eating my salted caramel cheesecake earlier tushy

Could have saved me a slice then

My new new years resolution, try 50 different cheesecakes by the end of 2017

"Share"? What is this sharing business you speak of and how does it apply to cheesecake? I've been menu tasting tonight...tried 15 desserts god I love my job at times

You won't share a cheesecake with me

? Heartbroken

I want a job like that

Seeing as it's you I'll let you have a lick

And you can try the cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought of you whilst eating my salted caramel cheesecake earlier tushy

Could have saved me a slice then

My new new years resolution, try 50 different cheesecakes by the end of 2017

"Share"? What is this sharing business you speak of and how does it apply to cheesecake? I've been menu tasting tonight...tried 15 desserts god I love my job at times

You won't share a cheesecake with me

? Heartbroken

I want a job like that

Seeing as it's you I'll let you have a lick

And you can try the cheesecake

Me gusta

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Finally on way home from work and now craving bloody cheesecake!!! Really didn't want to go to Tesco... Now tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you come here often?"

Have you noticed me before ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you come here often?

Have you noticed me before ? "

No, but I noticed the shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh. Flirting?

Can I play?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Do you come here often?

Have you noticed me before ? "

Nice shoes, will you leave them on whilst we fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh. Flirting?

Can I play?

Loosely described as flirting, unless cheesecake turns you on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh. Flirting?

Can I play?

Loosely described as flirting, unless cheesecake turns you on."

Contains the word 'cake'? Works for me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oohh. Flirting?

Can I play?

Loosely described as flirting, unless cheesecake turns you on."

It doesn't turn you on? That's weird. I have to say, I prefer éclairs. Cheesecake is a bit overrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh. Flirting?

Can I play?

Loosely described as flirting, unless cheesecake turns you on."

...unless cheesecake smeared on you turns you on? Then it's yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh. Flirting?

Can I play?

Loosely described as flirting, unless cheesecake turns you on.

...unless cheesecake smeared on you turns you on? Then it's yes.

If it's a New York baked one then smear away..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Flirty Bertie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone tried twix cheesecake? Very nice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh. Flirting?

Can I play?

Loosely described as flirting, unless cheesecake turns you on.

...unless cheesecake smeared on you turns you on? Then it's yes.

If it's a New York baked one then smear away..

At room temperature I assume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oohh. Flirting?

Can I play?

Loosely described as flirting, unless cheesecake turns you on.

...unless cheesecake smeared on you turns you on? Then it's yes.

If it's a New York baked one then smear away..

How about a London or a manchester baked one. Or any town in between?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a lover of cheesecake, I feel left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a lover of cheesecake, I feel left out

Trifle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a lover of cheesecake, I feel left out

Neither am I, but I like to give a woman what she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you come here often?

Have you noticed me before ?

No, but I noticed the shoes

I noticed the beard, then the footwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like flirting!! I love cheesecake!!

I actually love any type of cake.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like flirting!! I love cheesecake!!

I actually love any type of cake.

Eve. X"

I've ran out of cake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like flirting!! I love cheesecake!!

I actually love any type of cake.

Eve. X

I've ran out of cake.....

What?!

Disappointing...cake is the way to my panties.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been really quiet in the flirting world for me lately.

I've been given, two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for me to find

Over to you

P.S. Cheesecake talk is also welcome

I make a good cheesecake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a cracking New York cheesecake.. just saying

Adam.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I like flirting!! I love cheesecake!!

I actually love any type of cake.

Eve. X

I've ran out of cake.....

What?!

Disappointing...cake is the way to my panties.

Eve. X"

I could bake for you.

I'm on a diet so non for me but I could feed you it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make a cracking New York cheesecake.. just saying

Adam. "

I know, it's why you get your leg over so often.

Eve. X

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Any ladies got any American in them.... want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen threads on mundane subjects see more flirt than this.

I feel this thread need more attention. And I've got some attention to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen threads on mundane subjects see more flirt than this.

I feel this thread need more attention. And I've got some attention to give

Ah whenever cake is mentioned it derails the thread....this had no chance from the offset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen threads on mundane subjects see more flirt than this.

I feel this thread need more attention. And I've got some attention to give

Ah whenever cake is mentioned it derails the thread....this had no chance from the offset

Cake was an innuendo wasn't it? Please tell me it was an innuendo!!!!

Otherwise I have to cancel the guy who's coming round to feed me the biggest cake I've ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen threads on mundane subjects see more flirt than this.

I feel this thread need more attention. And I've got some attention to give

Ah whenever cake is mentioned it derails the thread....this had no chance from the offset

Cake was an innuendo wasn't it? Please tell me it was an innuendo!!!!

Otherwise I have to cancel the guy who's coming round to feed me the biggest cake I've ever seen.

brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen threads on mundane subjects see more flirt than this.

I feel this thread need more attention. And I've got some attention to give

Ah whenever cake is mentioned it derails the thread....this had no chance from the offset

Cake was an innuendo wasn't it? Please tell me it was an innuendo!!!!

Otherwise I have to cancel the guy who's coming round to feed me the biggest cake I've ever seen.

brace yourself

Fact - cake gets in the way. I throw it away in the bin immediately.

But I keep the squirting cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misterbee throwing the cake in the bin is fine but don't you dare disrespect a cheesecake that way

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