FabSwingers.com forum: Minor but painful injuries

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I burnt my nipple (yes, my nipple) on a boiling hot radiator this morning. No damage, but hurt like hell.

What minor but painful/ annoying injuries have you had?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I use my hands a lot during work, Any little cuts on my finger and they takes ages to heal

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cut myself well more of a graze while cling filming at work.

Various small burns to hands and arms.

Sore foot and big bue bruise from standing on dogs bone.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I stood on lego

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Cut myself well more of a graze while cling filming at work.

Various small burns to hands and arms.

Sore foot and big bue bruise from standing on dogs bone."

Ouch...like standing on lego

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I stood on lego

Have a week off work!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I use my hands a lot during work, Any little cuts on my finger and they takes ages to heal "

I bet they sting, too.

Nice bum, by the way

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Little cuts on my hands also run my foot over with a pump truck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paper cut, tiny but so painful. Working in finance can be so dangerous !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burning my arm on the oven racks regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dining table and the chairs have legs that feel like concrete when you catch your little toe on them

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Had a splinter of a hawthorn needle in the pad of my thumb a few months ago for about 4-5 days. Bloody thing was tiny, a few mm long at the most but of course every time I picked something up etc, a jolt of pain through my thumb. God bless magnesium sulphate

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I stood on lego

Evil!!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A paper cut, tiny but so painful. Working in finance can be so dangerous !"

You need danger money!!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"My dining table and the chairs have legs that feel like concrete when you catch your little toe on them"

My bed has that!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I burnt my ear with my tongs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I poked my eye with my mascara brush. It reminds me why I shouldn't bother with makeup.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I burnt my ear with my tongs

Ouch. Kiss better

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I burnt my ear with my tongs

I read that as "I burnt my ear with my tongue"

It's been a long day lol.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I poked my eye with my mascara brush. It reminds me why I shouldn't bother with makeup."

Not good! Totally ruins your makeup!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I burnt my ear with my tongs

Ouch. Kiss better

Please

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I burnt my ear with my tongs

I read that as "I burnt my ear with my tongue"

It's been a long day lol. "

Poor you.

Is your splinter sorted now?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I burnt my ear with my tongs

Ouch. Kiss better

Please

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbed my toes a few times

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Stubbed my toes a few times"

Just as well we have several toes...gives the sore one a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sat on my straightners ...whilst they were switched on....over a year ago... still got a small scar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the hell decided to call it the 'funny' bone

More like the 'argh Jesus fuck that hurts' bone

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I sat on my straightners ...whilst they were switched on....over a year ago... still got a small scar!!"

...and clearly didn't work, since you are bi-curious!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Who the hell decided to call it the 'funny' bone

More like the 'argh Jesus fuck that hurts' bone"

...probably because the doctors piss themselves laughing when they see you do it

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I burnt my ear with my tongs

I read that as "I burnt my ear with my tongue"

It's been a long day lol.

Poor you.

Is your splinter sorted now?

Yes thanks, cut the skin a few times with a craft knife blade and some magnesium sulphate on a plaster for a day or two

Was undoing a particularly tight bolt in work a year or so ago. Bolt suddenly "gave". Spanner spun round and clipped my left testicle. Cue me trying not to throw up and the bloke I was working with going "what happened? Are you ok? Oh.....oh.....did that spanner...? Oooooooooh"

I'm quite accident prone tbh.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I very rarely have two big toenails as I'm always dropping things on them or having them stood on at gigs, so they bruise, die and drop off. I'd only just grown one back, and they take bloody ages, when I ripped it off again by kicking my other half for teasing me and catching it on his boot.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I burnt my ear with my tongs

I read that as "I burnt my ear with my tongue"

It's been a long day lol.

Poor you.

Is your splinter sorted now?

Yes thanks, cut the skin a few times with a craft knife blade and some magnesium sulphate on a plaster for a day or two

I'm quite accident prone tbh. "

Ouch ouch ouch

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I very rarely have two big toenails as I'm always dropping things on them or having them stood on at gigs, so they bruise, die and drop off. I'd only just grown one back, and they take bloody ages, when I ripped it off again by kicking my other half for teasing me and catching it on his boot.

Again, ouch ouch ouch xx

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E.

You careless pillock!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"My dining table and the chairs have legs that feel like concrete when you catch your little toe on them"

I can't count how many times I believe my little ties have been broken... tend to bruise easely as well but can never remember where from. worst is though when I need to wear a belt and bruise my fricking hop bones with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I poked my eye with my mascara brush. It reminds me why I shouldn't bother with makeup."

Ouch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plantar fasciitis is like walking with a drawing p[in in your heal.

Alternatively, ! While being in a rush, zipping my bell end into the zip of my jeans. No Mum you can't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burning my arm on the oven racks regularly. "

This.

I was burning myself so regularly it looked like I was a self harmer at one point.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Plantar fasciitis is like walking with a drawing p[in in your heal.

Alternatively, ! While being in a rush, zipping my bell end into the zip of my jeans. No Mum you can't help."

You won't make that mistake again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rocking chair in the kitchen, and the front bit of the rocking part, sits perfectly at ankle height. If you catch it bare ankled it's agony!

It's how my daughters have learnt most of their swear words

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Standing on a plug

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Took delivery of a lovely, solid oak frame bed. Was only a matter of a couple of weeks before the inevitable. My toes actually had a 90 degree angle between them lol. I can laugh now, I wasn't at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E.

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You were lucky that they managed to sow your head back on.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Standing on a plug

...almost as bad as lego...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have a rocking chair in the kitchen, and the front bit of the rocking part, sits perfectly at ankle height. If you catch it bare ankled it's agony!

It's how my daughters have learnt most of their swear words

...they have to learn somehow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my line of work my body takes a bashing daily n it's rare for a week to pass without some kind of minor ding!

The most painful minor injury was years ago as a 16 year old apprentice when I sanded 2-3 ml off of the tips of two of my fingers when I slipped while using the static circular sanding machine!

Couldn't put my hand in my pocket without cursing blue murder for a couple of weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any small cuts +alcohol handwash

Side note, cling film dispensers... I cut myself more in those fuckers than I do with my knives

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Any small cuts +alcohol handwash

Side note, cling film dispensers... I cut myself more in those fuckers than I do with my knives

They should be banned. Even the cardboard cutting strips are lethal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sat on my straightners ...whilst they were switched on....over a year ago... still got a small scar!!

...and clearly didn't work, since you are bi-curious!

Just spat my drink everywhere thanks.

Stood on a plug ones. But most painful thing ever Vicky for hold of my wallet once.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I sat on my straightners ...whilst they were switched on....over a year ago... still got a small scar!!

...and clearly didn't work, since you are bi-curious!

Just spat my drink everywhere thanks.

Stood on a plug ones. But most painful thing ever Vicky for hold of my wallet once.

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the hell decided to call it the 'funny' bone

More like the 'argh Jesus fuck that hurts' bone

...probably because the doctors piss themselves laughing when they see you do it

It's the humerus bone which sounds like humorous hence funny bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slipped on some leaves and fell on my face. My glasses left a dent in my nose and it was bleeding quite heavy. Took a few days to heal and i used face powder to help conceal the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/01/17 20:40:34]"

Welding splatter... down the back of the neck, inside a glove or the " jump the mask" into the ear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I burnt my nipple (yes, my nipple) on a boiling hot radiator this morning. No damage, but hurt like hell.

What minor but painful/ annoying injuries have you had?

I know someone that managed to trap their nipple in the wheelie bin when putting the rubbish out.

I hit my ankle bone on the leg of the bed, it's akin to stubbing a toe

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My 'friend' has a very long hair that grows out of her nose. Every now and again she has to pull it out with tweezers, that makes my... er mean her eyes water I can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always burning my ears with my curling tong and it really fucking hurts. I also have a scar from where I once dropped it on my naked thigh

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E.

You were lucky that they managed to sow your head back on.

Yeah but typical NHS, did it wrong way round had to wait months for a follow up appointment.

Walking backwards everywhere was a nightmare.

Plus side I could see what a sexy arse I have.

Hello ladies.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mis-juggled the hot water bottle last night

major blisters to my fore arm and breast bone area today and hurts like hell wouldn't recommend it

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By *istretchMan
over a year ago

leeds

Splinter in the back of my hand went septic , not so bad but docs had to cut through my hand to get it out lol

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford

Was drilling a hole through a metal bracket and my work mate fell into me and the drill bit went into my thumb there was lots of blood and lots of pain

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford

"[Removed by poster at 10/01/17 20:40:34]

Welding splatter... down the back of the neck, inside a glove or the " jump the mask" into the ear...

xx"

Have had that happen to me also it bloody hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a rocking chair in the kitchen, and the front bit of the rocking part, sits perfectly at ankle height. If you catch it bare ankled it's agony!

It's how my daughters have learnt most of their swear words

...they have to learn somehow...

I feel they're better suited to life as teenagers because of it!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Who the hell decided to call it the 'funny' bone

More like the 'argh Jesus fuck that hurts' bone

...probably because the doctors piss themselves laughing when they see you do it

It's the humerus bone which sounds like humorous hence funny bone

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xx"

I know...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Mis-juggled the hot water bottle last night

major blisters to my fore arm and breast bone area today and hurts like hell wouldn't recommend it

Go to a&e.

Those scalds need proper medical attention xxx

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E.

You were lucky that they managed to sow your head back on.

Yeah but typical NHS, did it wrong way round had to wait months for a follow up appointment.

Walking backwards everywhere was a nightmare.

Plus side I could see what a sexy arse I have.

Hello ladies. "

You're not wrong about your arse

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I still have scars from clearing brambles in September. That was painful.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Was drilling a hole through a metal bracket and my work mate fell into me and the drill bit went into my thumb there was lots of blood and lots of pain "

I'm sorry...this doesn't count as a minor annoying injury. Far too much pain & blood.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have a rocking chair in the kitchen, and the front bit of the rocking part, sits perfectly at ankle height. If you catch it bare ankled it's agony!

It's how my daughters have learnt most of their swear words

...they have to learn somehow...

I feel they're better suited to life as teenagers because of it! "

...well-balanced...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Few months ago my cat jumped up and caught a claw in my nipple.

Couple of weeks ago, with the help of another cat, I stabbed myself in the eye with tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Welding splatter... down the back of the neck, inside a glove or the " jump the mask" into the ear...

Have had that happen to me also it bloody hurts. "

Not welding,but while using an angle grinder a stray spark managed to jump right up inside my safety glasses n into my eye!

Lucky for me it was a really small spark or it could've been a lot worse!

As it was it just stung like a bastard for the rest of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Few months ago my cat jumped up and caught a claw in my nipple.

Couple of weeks ago, with the help of another cat, I stabbed myself in the eye with tweezers

I've got loads of them from my puppies, they sting when you get in the bath.

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"Standing on a plug

Himself and I were discussing this the other day, like lego x 10

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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I sat on my GHD hair straightners after getting out the shower in a rush. (yes bare bum)

I had a V shaped scar for over 2 years!

....don't recommend it...very painful!!

Mrs C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper cuts, evil bastards.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I sat on my GHD hair straightners after getting out the shower in a rush. (yes bare bum)

I had a V shaped scar for over 2 years!

....don't recommend it...very painful!!

Mrs C. "

I need to see this scar...

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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I sat on my GHD hair straightners after getting out the shower in a rush. (yes bare bum)

I had a V shaped scar for over 2 years!

....don't recommend it...very painful!!

Mrs C.

I need to see this scar...

Luckily it's now faded. But my husband thought it was hilarious as he walked into his mum putting a patch on my bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauna burn on my arse. Bloody hurt.

Oh. I fell off the big bed in Cupids too. That was an ouch moment.

Slipped in the bath getting in a sexy shower in the first hour of a meet. Had a massive bruised leg for the rest of the weekend.

I'm a bloody calamity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E.

A similar thing happened to me. Was working as a chef in a pub, one day slipped and accidentally cut my legs off. Note to self, won't be going there again getting legless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burning my arm on the oven racks regularly.

This.

I was burning myself so regularly it looked like I was a self harmer at one point.

The bane of my life! Even worse when you have to continue to work over heat and constantly putting your hands in hot water for the next few hours!

But..the worst one- picture how a chef chops herbs/veg, with one of those huge chefs knives..the left hand curled up holding the herbs in one left hand..the right rocking the knife down next to the fingers.I managed to slice off the whole nail on one finger from the nail bed to tip..that stung a tad!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have a eye infection which is sore as hell and the regular 2 hour eye drop isn't helping just yet

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I think I may have torn a ligament in my left elbow. It's hurting like hell at the moment, and has been for a few days. Dosing myself with strong analgesia. Trying to rest it, but I'm left handed, so there in lies a dilemma.

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re-torn ligaments in ankle after they'd healed but we're still weak.

Hurt so much I lay on the ground shaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken ribs.

Breaking them was okay, but laughing, sneezing and turning over in bed brought tears to my eyes.

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Accidentally chopped my left arm off,brought a tear to my eye,but nowt to shout about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had loads of silly but painful injuries.

Wearing flip flops and trying to push open a huge wrought iron gate. I push too hard and it springs back towards me and lifts my big toenail up from the nail bed at 90° like a hinge.

Accidentally 'shaving' the skin off a thumb knuckle while cutting string.

Teeny tiny thorns embedded in the tissue between the knuckle bones.

Thorns in general.

Bee and wasp stings.

Regularly scraping the wheelbarrow down my shins when emptying it.

There are more.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I rub "Deep heat" on my balls....its great, but hurts if I've shaved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisking gravy and Custard so furiously. gave myself friction burn on finger took over three weeks to heal properly. Stung like a bitch in hot and cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always got grazed legs or hands. Legs from mountain biking and hands from tinkering with my Land Rover. Hands are worse cos it stings when I wash them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego is the worst ! Done that a few time ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and jammed the skin of my bollocks in the wheels of an epilator. That stung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper cuts they really hurt !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood on a teeny tiny shard of glass, went unnoticed by me until my foot started hurting as it had become infected.

After days of wimping about i dug it out and the shard was pathetically small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sitting in bed,naked,reading,leant forward, glasses case lying on my lap,snapped shut on my nipple...nearly cried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splinter under the finger nail from handling cut timber lengths or worse fitting baths and getting same but fibreglass

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Taking the end of thumb off snapped shut in a 2 way door hinge wasn't fun either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sitting in bed,naked,reading,leant forward, glasses case lying on my lap,snapped shut on my nipple...nearly cried!"

That really made me laugh. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoying a pack of jam cream biscuits and I've just chewed the inside of my cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have little cuts on my hands/fingers from work.

Holy shit does strong solvant cleaner sting when it gets in them.

That and miss judging and punching a solid inch thick plate of aluminium when puttibg my hand through acess holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knelt on a drawing pin once... I had to pull it out of my knee!

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Does banging your little toe count? Because that is lethal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to wear sunglasses for ages after being stuck underground in Chile for two months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper cuts, enough said really

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By *ebedee2009Man
over a year ago

South Croydon

I knelt on a drawing pin once...which of course was point upwards. Some choice language!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stapled my thumb once. That was a bit painful

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Stapled my thumb once. That was a bit painful"

But you manfully kept yourself together...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Oh, and jammed the skin of my bollocks in the wheels of an epilator. That stung."

...that's just self-inflicted, like a hangover...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stapled my thumb once. That was a bit painful

But you manfully kept yourself together...

Fnar - see what you did there

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Stapled my thumb once. That was a bit painful

But you manfully kept yourself together...

Fnar - see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nicked one of my balls trimming once - eyes watered lol

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Caught my bollocks on a sack truck

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I once split a tooth open - horizontal split, but still attached, with the nerve endings exposed.

I don't know if that's minor, but every breath was agony for about 24 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting my head whilst shaving it, not painful as such but annoying !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stubbed my middle toe so forcefully on a blanket box that I actually broke it..

All I could do was strap it up so I was in agony for quite a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stubbed my middle toe so forcefully on a blanket box that I actually broke it..

All I could do was strap it up so I was in agony for quite a while

*the toe not the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I have ever seen was when a nipple clamp went a little wrong....I'm sure you can work out the rest

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