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By *annylicker OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

They don't want to fuck you

It's not difficult to understand surely

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

This post should definitely help you

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Just because you think you are a match doesn't mean to say they think the same....

Shrug your shoulders and move on

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By *annylicker OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

It's almost as of you need to be more than a list on a profile isn't it? It's Fucking weird!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

LOL is that all they are asking for?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

Buy a rubber vagina.

It matches your requirements

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

So you have a cock and can keep quiet and that entitles you to a fuck? OP, they might need to find you attractive as well. Alien concept obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

So...You're a discreet bloke...that means they should fuck you...

...you don't think it could be slightly more complex than that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

I'm not sure how to say this nicely OP but did the ever consider the fact that you may not be attractive to them?

Everyone has their preferences in terms of what they find attractive.

This is a swinging site but that doesn't mean everyone will have sex with you just because you have a penis.

Eve. X

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Just because you think you are a match doesn't mean to say they think the same....

Shrug your shoulders and move on "

This is good advice, tbh.

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By *annylicker OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

I apologise people, I'm just having a rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

I imagine most woman are looking for more than just a discreet bloke!! many don't like meeting married men, that right there will put a lot off, but it's good you're honest about it, gives people a chance to make their own mind up. Also, you don't travel, and rarely accommodate, people will see that and think, nope.

It's really that simple

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You charmer you.

Whi said romance was dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

I'm just not their type, I live with it.

if you boiled your piss you'd never get that smell of sugar puffs out of the house.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Just because you think you are a match doesn't mean to say they think the same....

Shrug your shoulders and move on

This is good advice, tbh."

It's how I stay calm when perusing likely new friends in here

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

It's the polite way of saying you're fugly to them at least anyway

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Just because you think you are a match doesn't mean to say they think the same....

Shrug your shoulders and move on "

Didn't think you'd need to state the bleeding obvious did you?

Simply this op!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

Take the 'Thanks but no' and move on fella. You've had some great meets before, and more will come

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By *annylicker OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street


"It's the polite way of saying you're fugly to them at least anyway "

Yeah, you probably right.

Was just having a rant, I've had some great meets on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone can enjoy sex and still not want to fuck you, even though you have a cock.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

If people wrote absolutely everything they are looking for on their profiles they'd be ridiculously long. They're a snapshot, no more. Even if you do match their general preferences that doesn't mean you match every single aspect of the perfect meet that might be in their head. You're not entitled to a meet just because you think you're suited and getting angry about it has no impact on them but does on you.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

This sense of entitlement is so unattractive.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Just because you think you are a match doesn't mean to say they think the same....

Shrug your shoulders and move on

Didn't think you'd need to state the bleeding obvious did you?

Simply this op! "

I quite like being Captain Obvious...it is a swanky jacket after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too early for popcorn?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

You should have included that bit in the OP - you'd have still caught some out, but less would have thought you were serious.

Nice idea though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get glum chum , always remember its their body their choice.

I have had messages from.people whom appreciate my pictures ans then when I send a face pic , change their minds lol.

It's fine its all about personal preference.

Just relax and enjoy the forums , that what I do and its jolly splendid

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

Perhaps it's the use of bad language that's putting them off. We find it very unattractive

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By *annylicker OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street


"Don't get glum chum , always remember its their body their choice.

I have had messages from.people whom appreciate my pictures ans then when I send a face pic , change their minds lol.

It's fine its all about personal preference.

Just relax and enjoy the forums , that what I do and its jolly splendid "

Cheers, I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss

I'm just not their type, I live with it.

if you boiled your piss you'd never get that smell of sugar puffs out of the house. "

Ah Sugar Puff wee, Asparagus has the same effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"I apologise people, I'm just having a rant "

Blimey - that was a serious post?!

I assumed it was a wind-up.

I might try this approach:

Man......Pulse

Come get me ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile of cock pics......I really cannot understand why you'd get turned down ??

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I apologise people, I'm just having a rant

Blimey - that was a serious post?!

I assumed it was a wind-up.

I might try this approach:

Man......Pulse

Come get me ladies "

Sorry, you don't have any cock shots and you should know ladies luuuuuurve cock shots!

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London


"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums."

Every reply on this thread has been directed to the OP, not at single men as a group.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums."

Certain men be like :

Fantastic, a chance to moan about women shitting on single men even though men and women are directing their comment to one man. But I'll ignore the male responses because they don't suit my narrative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums."

On 'some' single men.

Why expect women to put us all under the same umbrella when 1 post from somebody casts them in a bad light.

That's like saying 'all women think all men are arrogant a holes, because of one persons actions.

This swinging thing would never continue if that was the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare people decide who they do and don't too to bed with

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Profile of cock pics......I really cannot understand why you'd get turned down ??"

Funny that!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums.

Every reply on this thread has been directed to the OP, not at single men as a group.

"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums.

Certain men be like :

Fantastic, a chance to moan about women shitting on single men even though men and women are directing their comment to one man. But I'll ignore the male responses because they don't suit my narrative. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums."

Do you ever post anything positive? All I ever seem to see is you whinging and sniping.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I apologise people, I'm just having a rant "

It's not Thursday. Everyone knows rant day is on Thursday.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I (like probably the majority of women here) seemingly 'match' lots of other profiles .... but, you know, there just aren't enough hours in the day to meet them all, and that includes all of those I actually find attractive too. As has been said countless times before, it's a numbers game and choices have to be made somehow - for me, the attitude people display in the forums can be very helpful in that respect ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an unbelievable sense of entitlement - women on here are not whores who need to sleep with whoever asks, they are actually entitled to fancy someone first! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of it the other way round. If you had ten messages and they all met your criteria , how would you pick which one to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'est la vie

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"I apologise people, I'm just having a rant

Blimey - that was a serious post?!

I assumed it was a wind-up.

I might try this approach:

Man......Pulse

Come get me ladies

Sorry, you don't have any cock shots and you should know ladies luuuuuurve cock shots! "

I don't own a wide-angle lens sorry (or have Sky). Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums.

Certain men be like :

Fantastic, a chance to moan about women shitting on single men even though men and women are directing their comment to one man. But I'll ignore the male responses because they don't suit my narrative. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of it the other way round. If you had ten messages and they all met your criteria , how would you pick which one to meet? "

I'm still trying to picture this....I'm really struggling.

I did once get 10 messages in a row, I still trying to picture why that was a good thing.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

Not that discreet, surely? You've opened up a thread moaning about those who don't want you. What does that achieve? Will it achieve a) more women saying yes to sex or b) more women reading this thread and saying no?

Just forget those who aren't interested and find those who are. Don't stress about things you have no control over.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

OK, I admit it - I thought this was a windup.

But no, it really is a car crash thread.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

He has apologised twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He has apologised twice "

There's still life in the thread yet...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"He has apologised twice

There's still life in the thread yet... "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of it the other way round. If you had ten messages and they all met your criteria , how would you pick which one to meet?

I'm still trying to picture this....I'm really struggling.

I did once get 10 messages in a row, I still trying to picture why that was a good thing. "

You had choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

Haha, what!! That like saying I'm a woman and I have a fanny!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Think of it the other way round. If you had ten messages and they all met your criteria , how would you pick which one to meet? "

Biggest tits? Cutest smile? Peachiest bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of it the other way round. If you had ten messages and they all met your criteria , how would you pick which one to meet?

I'm still trying to picture this....I'm really struggling.

I did once get 10 messages in a row, I still trying to picture why that was a good thing.

You had choices. "

I don't get messages with offers. That's why it's hard to imagine having choices.

Tough audience.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

Maybe they are not attracted to you. They can hardly define attractiveness in their requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a early contender for thread of the year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

One thing swingers need to get used to is rejection. The hottest women on here at times get rejected. Everyone does. How you deal with rejection is something people take notice of.

Every person here has a right to say no. At any time. For any reason.

And let's be honest. You wouldn't fuck any woman. You will only fuck women you are attracted to. So its the same for them.

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for"

Personally I've never yet seen anyone's profile asking to meet a married guy, secretly playing away who can only accommodate sometimes (mostly mornings)on their day off.

But I may have missed that one.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Women, stroppy cunts!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums."

Oh you again; excellent observation; no different from each and everyone of your previous excellent observations

Just one little prob; nobody since or before your little gem had mentioned single men; only the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

I fear you have low standards compared to the vast majority of people.

I don't just fuck blokes because they're a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

I'm not sure I'd want a cup of tea round yours to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women are like : Excellent, now l have a reason to shit on single men. Fantastic, l've been looking for the an excuse to do that on the forums.

Do you ever post anything positive? All I ever seem to see is you whinging and sniping."

I've noticed that he basically just hates women who dare to actually say anything that indicates they might have their own brain attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we all agree then that women (and men) should still be able to choose who they have sex with without being chastised?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


" Do we all agree then that women (and men) should still be able to choose who they have sex with without being chastised?

"

No! I like a spot of chastisement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do we all agree then that women (and men) should still be able to choose who they have sex with without being chastised?

"

No , the new rule should be the minute you sign up to this site... you have to sleep with the first 20 people that message you regardless if you fancy them or not. If not , your account will be deactivated.

That way everyone can be happy and the forums can be clutter free for bbw appreciation thread number 75 , kiss , snog , avoid, and talking about cake.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's like Amazon Prime for swingers

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

Is that all we need. phew! Dont need to pretend my sense of humour is any good now.

So this blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under her arm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like Amazon Prime for swingers "

Cheeky

You got the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have listed what we're looking for on our profile. We've also stated that we're looking for quality not quantity. Not everyone on a swingers site will fuck anything and everything (provided they meet the criteria they're looking for) We aren't all desperate either. Having the attributes that someone is seeking only improves you're chances. It doe's not guarantee you a fuck. perhaps the thing that is holding you back is that you come across as assuming if you meet the criteria no one has a right to refuse.... how very wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you may have to pay for a guaranteed fuck....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

If there is a positive, it's there hasn't been any declarations of 'blocking' and ramming a stake through the OP's heart with Fabicide.

You live to fight another day OP

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's like Amazon Prime for swingers

Cheeky

You got the joke"

I did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't want to fuck you. Not rocket science, just take the hint and stop moaning you might fit their criteria, but if they're not attracted to you, you're not getting any. Simples

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I went for a job once, had all the essential and non essential criteria once they'd inter_iewed me I didn't get it. It seems there were lots of applicants and one of them was better suited to the role than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give us a shag I promise I won't tell anyone. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't meet anyone who uses the fact that they are a 'canny licker' as a USP

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I wouldn't meet anyone who uses the fact that they are a 'canny licker' as a USP "

Some folk lick cans as a fetish; each to their own

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

You think you meet their requirements,but they might not.

It drives me mad when people think they are entitled to meet you,because they are local and maybe in the age range you specify.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's not a shopping list.

Attraction has to be there for some. Intelligence for others.. And so on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

You can match on paper but it doesn't stop them from not fancying you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

Haha hahahahahaha fell off my chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you mean OP. They are looking for sex and I have a cock.

It's outrageous. I AM OUTRAGED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for

Personally I've never yet seen anyone's profile asking to meet a married guy, secretly playing away who can only accommodate sometimes (mostly mornings)on their day off.

But I may have missed that one."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because women have the final say, the men have to have patience lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because women have the final say, the men have to have patience lol."

Its the key

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I wouldn't meet anyone who uses the fact that they are a 'canny licker' as a USP

Some folk lick cans as a fetish; each to their own"

Lmao!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Because it's not a shopping list.

Attraction has to be there for some. Intelligence for others.. And so on..."

Ooohhh! Some people are so picky lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to put some serious though into my criteria list. I think I should be more specific.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'm going to put some serious though into my criteria list. I think I should be more specific. "

Between 33-35 years of age, dark haired, 6ft and vaguely amusing? That's a good criteria list to have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because women have the final say, the men have to have patience lol.

Its the key "

Unless of course the man-and this is going to sound outlandish, but-the man doesn't want to have sex with her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to put some serious though into my criteria list. I think I should be more specific.

Between 33-35 years of age, dark haired, 6ft and vaguely amusing? That's a good criteria list to have."

A bit taller and that's my long term buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to put some serious though into my criteria list. I think I should be more specific.

Between 33-35 years of age, dark haired, 6ft and vaguely amusing? That's a good criteria list to have."

Oh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think you need to be more relaxed its possibly the attitude your giving them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think you need to be more relaxed its possibly the attitude your giving them "

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

I don't get it either man. Sometimes I don't match at all and they talk to me anyway... maybe my attitude has a lot to do with it.

Calm down.... who lit the fuse on your tampon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He has apologised twice

There's still life in the thread yet...

Yup "

Yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, I'm a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no

Haha hahahahahaha fell off my chair. "

Me too, will remember this forever I love it!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

Curse them for not dropping their knickers!

Isn't personal preference a bitch!

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss

Curse them for not dropping their knickers!

Isn't personal preference a bitch! "

And the claws came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

What do they expect people to do hire a bilboard and say "i nailed hotswinger75 feom number 24 spooner street"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they don't fancy you... And if that's your attitude, good luck. You'll be needing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

if you boiled your piss you'd never get that smell of sugar puffs out of the house. "

Is that what it smells like? Sugarpuffs? I quite like Sugarpuffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

What do they expect people to do hire a bilboard and say "i nailed hotswinger75 feom number 24 spooner street"?

"

is that not acceptable? I was planning on hiring a sky writer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

What do they expect people to do hire a bilboard and say "i nailed hotswinger75 feom number 24 spooner street"?

"

Personally? The ability to be sensible and adult about it if you bump into each other in public. To keep each other's details private. Not to go telling their friends "hey I met X and we did Y". When it comes to the forums, I've read a thread this morning where two people are posting about their meet with each other ad nauseum. That sort of shit makes me run a mile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you have the concept of fab completely wrong. It's a swinging site so a lot of that is social and making connections and enjoying the scene. And not simply about getting a ride behind your wife's back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

What do they expect people to do hire a bilboard and say "i nailed hotswinger75 feom number 24 spooner street"?

"

Aside from the flirting threads, reading the forums recently there's been more than one almost blow by blow account of someone's meet.

That's the kind of 'discrete' I'd prefer someone to have.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

"

Neither do I ; most is going to be discrete , unless it's a 3 some or more, and we are all individuals.

Neither do I understand why discreet is so important, most of us don't advertise our activities . Though discreet usually means "I won't tell my wife "

Though it seems most people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

Neither do I ; most is going to be discrete , unless it's a 3 some or more, and we are all individuals.

Neither do I understand why discreet is so important, most of us don't advertise our activities . Though discreet usually means "I won't tell my wife "

Though it seems most people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete.

"

My spelling and understanding of English is pretty good but I still can't remember the difference between the two

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

What do they expect people to do hire a bilboard and say "i nailed hotswinger75 feom number 24 spooner street"?

Personally? The ability to be sensible and adult about it if you bump into each other in public. To keep each other's details private. Not to go telling their friends "hey I met X and we did Y". When it comes to the forums, I've read a thread this morning where two people are posting about their meet with each other ad nauseum. That sort of shit makes me run a mile. "

If someone wants to broadcast every detail to all, fair enough. But it's so far removed from what I want I guess I should put discreet on my profile also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

Neither do I ; most is going to be discrete , unless it's a 3 some or more, and we are all individuals.

Neither do I understand why discreet is so important, most of us don't advertise our activities . Though discreet usually means "I won't tell my wife "

Though it seems most people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete.

My spelling and understanding of English is pretty good but I still can't remember the difference between the two "

and I generally think we know which 'discreet' people are alluding too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

if you boiled your piss you'd never get that smell of sugar puffs out of the house.

Is that what it smells like? Sugarpuffs? I quite like Sugarpuffs."

I think if your piss smells like sugar puffs youve got diabeeties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

Neither do I ; most is going to be discrete , unless it's a 3 some or more, and we are all individuals.

Neither do I understand why discreet is so important, most of us don't advertise our activities . Though discreet usually means "I won't tell my wife "

Though it seems most people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete.

My spelling and understanding of English is pretty good but I still can't remember the difference between the two "

And it's not really that much of a problem is it. I get ellipses and ellipsis confused too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never quite get "discrete" as a requirement.

What do they expect people to do hire a bilboard and say "i nailed hotswinger75 feom number 24 spooner street"?

Aside from the flirting threads, reading the forums recently there's been more than one almost blow by blow account of someone's meet.

That's the kind of 'discrete' I'd prefer someone to have.

"

But you often see that kind of posting from people with "must be discreet" (which ever damn spelling it is) on thier profiles

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

if you boiled your piss you'd never get that smell of sugar puffs out of the house.

Is that what it smells like? Sugarpuffs? I quite like Sugarpuffs.

I think if your piss smells like sugar puffs youve got diabeeties "

Does that mean the cure for diabetes is to not eat Sugar Puffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

Not everyone is wanting to shag their way through Fab profiles, for us thre has to be a spark there.

Maybe you have the odd tattoo or piercing or maybe your hung like a horse ( lucky you ) that would be enough for us to say no.

or maybe you message is short like fancy a fuck........another fail.

find someone less fussy then us we think.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can't understand why when look at people's profiles, and you match everything they looking for they still turn around and say not for them.

Fucking boils my piss"

Were they facing the other way?

Why did they have to turn round?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Match all they looking for.

Bloke.

Discreet.

Yet, no"

Oh well you match two things. Therefore they must have sex with you.

It doesn't work like that.

You might be brutally ugly in their eyes.

Maybe they think the fact you assume that they will want to hump you because of a website list would put them off.

These things are not absolute.

Take it easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to chill out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they just don't want fucked in your marital bed OP?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I like cornflakes OP, Kellogs, Asda's, Tesco & most other supermarket ones..

But I don't like Morrison's. They are still a cornflake & look the same as any other cornflake.

But I don't like them & that's the end of it..

Think of two tubs, one has shiney 10mm bolts in it, the other shiney 10mm nuts. On paper & for a lot of the bolts they don't give a fuck what nut comes from the tub & neither do a few of the nuts.

However most of the nuts, just want that microscopic difference between threads on the bolts to matter, so they refuse to go on without a struggle or a bit of effort & some won't go on at all, ever, because they are faulty, in the wrong tub or maybe the same issue applies to the bolt.

But written on the tub & to look at by eye they are all just 10mm nuts & bolts..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you and hundreds of others probably exactly meet the profile requirements - cant meet them all

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Were they facing the other way?

Why did they have to turn round?"

awful phrase that it is, we do seem to be stuck with it

(I did a double turn around before typing that)

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