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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone got any interesting sex toy ideas using things found around the house?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it"
Sounds interesting

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it Sounds interesting"

The ex loved them so yes she thought so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it Sounds interesting

The ex loved them so yes she thought so "
I bet she did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol"
I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin."

You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.

You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker"
Ah yes of course. If I wrap the ham round my cock about 5 times, it'll look like I've got a big thickie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.

You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker Ah yes of course. If I wrap the ham round my cock about 5 times, it'll look like I've got a big thickie."

Get the egg roll ham, poke the rgg out and away you goc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.

You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker Ah yes of course. If I wrap the ham round my cock about 5 times, it'll look like I've got a big thickie.

Get the egg roll ham, poke the rgg out and away you goc"
Or a sausage roll with the sausage poked out and my sausage poked in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.

You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker Ah yes of course. If I wrap the ham round my cock about 5 times, it'll look like I've got a big thickie.

Get the egg roll ham, poke the rgg out and away you goc Or a sausage roll with the sausage poked out and my sausage poked in."

Make sure the pastry has cooled down lol

Also make sure you have a wash or it will be a cheese roll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching Good Luck Chuck the other day and they cut a hole in a graprefruit and microwaved it and fucked it.

Good luck

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching Good Luck Chuck the other day and they cut a hole in a graprefruit and microwaved it and fucked it.

Good luck

H x"

Ive never liked grapefruit.....until now lol

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Everything is a sex toy if you are brave enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything is a sex toy if you are brave enough "

Even the blender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once used a sky tv remote with a couple I went with once. It was a spur of the moment type thing...... improvisation at its best!

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By *aerphilly85Man
over a year ago

caerphilly

Roll a hand towel around a condom then stretch the rim of the condom around the towel fill with lube and away u go

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

carrots ... are excellent.. they come in different thicknesses and sizes... even better.. after use you can have them in a salad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well time to confess... when I was younger I use to do two water ballons and draw nipples on them... and I guess you guess what I did next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it"

I think you need to get the plans for that on here.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Apple pie (American pie classic clip)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot with the tops on put in a small battery drill partner loves it,it touches the g spot and clit and you can put other things in it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it

I think you need to get the plans for that on here."

After seeing the price of them and how crap they look compared to what I can do I need to start a new business but as I already run 2 businesses and being a full time engineer I haven't the time.....

Oh yes I forgot I also made a few food grade stainless steel dildos. Apparently the cold stainless adds a new element to the proceedings

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol"

Are you called jay? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol

Are you called jay? Hahaha"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"[Removed by poster at 10/01/17 13:13:30]"

Pervert

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Does a home-grown cucumber count?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Does a home-grown cucumber count? "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Does a home-grown cucumber count? "

Amateur only the marrows count round here

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here "

Everyone has to start somewhere

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere "

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image "

I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image

I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously "

Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image

I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously

Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier "

True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image

I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously

Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier

True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two "

True but think I'd be more proud of the end results

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image

I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously

Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier

True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two

True but think I'd be more proud of the end results "

Not if they ended up on a site like this and found me here

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image

I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously

Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier

True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two

True but think I'd be more proud of the end results

Not if they ended up on a site like this and found me here "

Stranger things can happen

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image

I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously

Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier

True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two

True but think I'd be more proud of the end results

Not if they ended up on a site like this and found me here

Stranger things can happen "

Like marrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it"
Are they anything like the one I made.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to itAre they anything like the one I made. "

I'd have to see it but probably not

I combination of ideas might bring something quite special though

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Does a home-grown cucumber count?

Amateur only the marrows count round here

Everyone has to start somewhere

Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image

I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously

Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier

True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two

True but think I'd be more proud of the end results

Not if they ended up on a site like this and found me here

Stranger things can happen

Like marrows "

Shudders all over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have an attachment that hubby made to go in his recip saw. To which attaches a selection of dildos. Good fun but plenty of lube needed. Pic on profile.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"We have an attachment that hubby made to go in his recip saw. To which attaches a selection of dildos. Good fun but plenty of lube needed. Pic on profile. "

I did think about that. You'd definitely need a variable speed especially for the saw I was thinking. Paul Daniels would definitely be impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those fly swatters you can buy from Poundland shaped like a tennis racquet are FaB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have an attachment that hubby made to go in his recip saw. To which attaches a selection of dildos. Good fun but plenty of lube needed. Pic on profile.

I did think about that. You'd definitely need a variable speed especially for the saw I was thinking. Paul Daniels would definitely be impressed :-

D"

Variable speed definitely needed. At full chat with my 3" diameter " womb bomber " I usually pee myself lol. Originally he had a 110 volt one from work, but he got fed up hoiking the transformer up the stairs lol. Then he got a 240 volt one, but it sounded like a cement mixer, so he treated himself to a nice battery powered one. Which I keep in my knicker draw lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once used a sky tv remote with a couple I went with once. It was a spur of the moment type thing...... improvisation at its best! "

There was nothing on TV that night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a flashlight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rolled up towel and a rubber glove and plenty lube

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Not very much homemade, but I use nylons instead of ropes occasionally to restrain people or tie a cock up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not very much homemade, but I use nylons instead of ropes occasionally to restrain people or tie a cock up."
mmmmmmm I'd love my cock tied up with nylons. Any takers?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I save my used nylons, and use them to tie and gag....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching Good Luck Chuck the other day and they cut a hole in a graprefruit and microwaved it and fucked it.

Good luck

H x"
I prefer American pie the apple pie scene Hahaha

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Well time to confess... when I was younger I use to do two water ballons and draw nipples on them... and I guess you guess what I did next"

Let the air out making farting noises??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I save my used nylons, and use them to tie and gag...."

When can I come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fan of ice lollies too I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet most women tried cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That looks like a great idea. I have a reciprocating saw. Might see what I can bang up.

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Ice dildo.

Fill a condom with water, place inside a empty tube of kitchen roll and freeze.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a small collection of ties... curtain pole spreaders....the only thing good about going to IKEA is playing kitchen utensil or sex toy.,..then ..one time ..in band camp .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made many BDSM toys including floggers. Just not sex toys 'yet' lol

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By *ansNotHot.Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

I make eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack hammer on a compressor with a dildo attached ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make eggs "

Oh god you're back

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I went to a festival earlier this year where they had a workshop making twirly sticks for the children out of wooden sticks and strips of cut up inner tubes ... all I could think of was floggers for the adults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwich bag a bit of lube in-between the mattress and base. Your on your knees and can as little or as much pressure as you want.

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