FabSwingers.com forum: bad hair.....

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yes we have all had bad hair do's at some point in our lives...

those experiments that you thought were "cool" at the time, but looking back you think "what the fuck was i thinking!"

so yes... who wants to share their moments of madness... will we get any former mullet wearers admit it....

okay.... my tale of woe first!... i went thru a "straight hair" phase (not many pictures of those day exist.. lol thank god) i also went thru a "mini dreds" phase... just little ones ...I thought it looked cool... lol nah!!!

no... just no!!!!

so...... your tales of hair woes please.... if i don't get a few curly perm stories i will be disappointed!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a 'vixen' mohican, no idea what it's really called but it's where the sides of your hair are shaved and you make the mohican bit like fox ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, two bad hair styles...

1- i had my hair cut in a really really short bob, so I looked like a stoner teenage boy from the 90's

2- I got blonde highlights in my hair when they were fashionable. Never looked quite right with my dark hair and a boy in school said it made my hair look like there was straw in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a haircut then a perm... Looked so frizzy and square shaped My friends in school called me Long distance Clara from pigeon street.... The bastards

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

Tight perm scraped on top my head with two bottles of gel and three cans of hair spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a haircut then a perm... Looked so frizzy and square shaped My friends in school called me Long distance Clara from pigeon street.... The bastards

Not laughing whatsoever ever

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I once had my hair cut short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have a bad hair day every time I'm going out

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My mum made me have a page boy bob with a bowl cut fringe until I left school. I hated it

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

I had the Victoria beckham pixie cut from the 90s, wasn't a good look as my face shape didn't pull it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a haircut then a perm... Looked so frizzy and square shaped My friends in school called me Long distance Clara from pigeon street.... The bastards

Not laughing whatsoever ever

Never had another perm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to grow mine long when I was a kid. Imagine a dark haired side show bob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a haircut then a perm... Looked so frizzy and square shaped My friends in school called me Long distance Clara from pigeon street.... The bastards

Not laughing whatsoever ever

Never had another perm

I don't blame you one little bit

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

A potential meet told me I'd be hot with a short hair cut xx

She is now blocked xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anybody else back comb their fringe til it was super high and then spray it with the best sticks like glue hairspray ever INSET! Amazing stuff. I looked like a twat lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a mullet type of bob in my early teens in School.

Then i had long hair and a seriously back combed fringe held up by a can of hairspray sprayed all over. On a hot Summers day wasps and bees would be drawn to it.

Then i had curly perms for years. Made my hair start to fall out so had to knock that on the head.

I had my hair cut quite short and looked like a fella.

My current style is a grow out of a short bob. Never again, my hair takes ages to grow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A potential meet told me I'd be hot with a short hair cut xx

She is now blocked xx"

Because you cut it and it looked shit? Or because she hinted you cut your hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A disconnected style very short on the sides and back but more hair blended on the side that wasn't disconnected. Didn't look even so got a skinhead and looked worse

not trying to be a fashion icon anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a brush cut that stood around 8 inches high. Think Val Kilmer in TopGun but gone waaay wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a brush cut that stood around 8 inches high. Think Val Kilmer in TopGun but gone waaay wrong

Like Vanilla Ice? When he was Ice Ice baby hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've pretty much had my hair like this since I was 16. It was short before that.

I did however have a period where I had a horrible sweep across fringe when I was a horrendous little Indy boy around 18 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my naturally curly hair permed & bleached in the 80's, it was huuuuuge like the Hair Bear Bunch

I've also tried to colour my brown hair straight to blonde with Sun In, which turned it a lovely shade of orange. Tried to dye it back again & ended up brown with a hint of green!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I had a mullet but I was about 8 at the time, I wanted to look like Paul Walsh at the time

My worst was a bowl head hair cut,

Don't ask

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"A potential meet told me I'd be hot with a short hair cut xx

She is now blocked xx

Because you cut it and it looked shit? Or because she hinted you cut your hair?

Because I had no interest if my long hair would not make her moist xx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"i had a 'vixen' mohican, no idea what it's really called but it's where the sides of your hair are shaved and you make the mohican bit like fox ears."

I had that done too,early 90's my dad went mad.

Not through my own choice I had an inverted bob... It was horrendous I have naturally curly hair.. I looked like crystal tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and once my asshole of a brother put gum in my hair while I was sleeping so it got all matted deep into my hair and nothing we did could get it out....so for a few months I had a big patch of hair missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will cum as no suprise I'm sure but I did used to dye my hair ginger n wear it long n straight with a bandana like a certain rock star.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair has been pretty much the same since I was old enough to decide for myself what to do with it, so no real teenage or adult embarrassments. I think it was the trauma of the 80s bowl cuts I had as a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a brush cut that stood around 8 inches high. Think Val Kilmer in TopGun but gone waaay wrong

Like Vanilla Ice? When he was Ice Ice baby hot? "

Probably taller than that too

It was horrific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A potential meet told me I'd be hot with a short hair cut xx

She is now blocked xx"

Long hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dyed my hair bright red. And i mean, bright, red..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"This will cum as no suprise I'm sure but I did used to dye my hair ginger n wear it long n straight with a bandana like a certain rock star.

xxx"

I'd never have thought it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and once my asshole of a brother put gum in my hair while I was sleeping so it got all matted deep into my hair and nothing we did could get it out....so for a few months I had a big patch of hair missing

I had a big patch of hair missing when my mum had to cut out the heated styling brush that became entangled. Bloody lethal those things were, had a burnt head too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This will cum as no suprise I'm sure but I did used to dye my hair ginger n wear it long n straight with a bandana like a certain rock star.

xxx

I'd never have thought it

Well there are a few newbies in the forums these days that mite not of guess my bad obsession.

xxx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I once dyed my hair bright red. And i mean, bright, red..

Pillar box red?

Nice tats BTW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a big patch of hair missing when my mum had to cut out the heated styling brush that became entangled. Bloody lethal those things were, had a burnt head too

Whatever. We made that patch of missing hair look good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a pony tail.

No pictures exist of that time, thank God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once dyed my hair bright red. And i mean, bright, red..

Pillar box red?

Nice tats BTW

Pretty much, my father reffered to it as fire engine red

And thanks.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My hair doesn't take dye well. I tried once and ended up with the bleached orange look that took ages to grow out.

If I just let it grow and grow it takes on the curly triangle look of Crystal Tipps, which just isn't that flattering on a short fat person. The hair looks lustrous and wonderful but the style is just bonkers.

Just before my 21st I was hit about the head with an iron bar. The hospital couldn't shave it all off so I just had huge clumps of hair missing where they had to put lots of stitches in and all of it was covered in that horrible smelling plastic 'skin' to protect it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A potential meet told me I'd be hot with a short hair cut xx

She is now blocked xx

Because you cut it and it looked shit? Or because she hinted you cut your hair?

Because I had no interest if my long hair would not make her moist xx"

Good for you lovely

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I once dyed my hair bright red. And i mean, bright, red..

Pillar box red?

Nice tats BTW

Pretty much, my father reffered to it as fire engine red

And thanks.

Mines been pillar box red, ruby red,flamingo pink,violet, plum, bleach blonde looked shocking.

Blue, black, orange and green by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once dyed my hair bright red. And i mean, bright, red..

Pillar box red?

Nice tats BTW

Pretty much, my father reffered to it as fire engine red

And thanks.

Mines been pillar box red, ruby red,flamingo pink,violet, plum, bleach blonde looked shocking.

Blue, black, orange and green by accident "
flamingo pink, woulda loved to see that

Red, purple and black myself. I'll stick to naturally greying less hassle of scrubbing my face free if dye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, two bad hair styles...

1- i had my hair cut in a really really short bob, so I looked like a stoner teenage boy from the 90's

2- I got blonde highlights in my hair when they were fashionable. Never looked quite right with my dark hair and a boy in school said it made my hair look like there was straw in it

"
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I refuse to belive any hair looked bad on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a pony tail.

No pictures exist of that time, thank God.

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Nobody told me pony tails were out

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I once dyed my hair bright red. And i mean, bright, red..

Pillar box red?

Nice tats BTW

Pretty much, my father reffered to it as fire engine red

And thanks.

Mines been pillar box red, ruby red,flamingo pink,violet, plum, bleach blonde looked shocking.

Blue, black, orange and green by accident flamingo pink, woulda loved to see that

Red, purple and black myself. I'll stick to naturally greying less hassle of scrubbing my face free if dye

Vasaline around the hair line and baby wipes also apply with a brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once dyed my hair bright red. And i mean, bright, red..

Pillar box red?

Nice tats BTW

Pretty much, my father reffered to it as fire engine red

And thanks.

Mines been pillar box red, ruby red,flamingo pink,violet, plum, bleach blonde looked shocking.

Blue, black, orange and green by accident flamingo pink, woulda loved to see that

Red, purple and black myself. I'll stick to naturally greying less hassle of scrubbing my face free if dye

Vasaline around the hair line and baby wipes also apply with a brush "
could have done with that advice a long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, two bad hair styles...

1- i had my hair cut in a really really short bob, so I looked like a stoner teenage boy from the 90's

2- I got blonde highlights in my hair when they were fashionable. Never looked quite right with my dark hair and a boy in school said it made my hair look like there was straw in it

I refuse to belive any hair looked bad on you

Flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a pony tail.

No pictures exist of that time, thank God.

Nobody told me pony tails were out

No one ever said they were "in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be the shaggy perm i had in the late 80s...it looked a right treat when wearing a purple shellsuit

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Oh I have had a few perm horrors in my time, let me tell you! But I thought I looked good at the time so I suppose that is all that matters

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"It's got to be the shaggy perm i had in the late 80s...it looked a right treat when wearing a purple shellsuit

At least I can say I never ever owned a shell suit!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I dyed my hair dark pink. And wore it in an afro.

I regret it quite a lot when I look back at the photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's got to be the shaggy perm i had in the late 80s...it looked a right treat when wearing a purple shellsuit

At least I can say I never ever owned a shell suit!

You obviously weren't cool then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a pony tail.

No pictures exist of that time, thank God.

Nobody told me pony tails were out

On my head, they were never 'In'!!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I once had a pony tail.

No pictures exist of that time, thank God.

Nobody told me pony tails were out

On my head, they were never 'In'!!"

was it more "rat tail" than "pony"?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm with George Carlin on this one.

"Bad hair day?! Wear a hat, you shallow cunt!"

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