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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its a new day and i cant belive what a good mood i am in, gonna go shop lifting in asda today anyone want anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I need a cash machine pleeeease ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will second the cash machine plus i will drive the get away car kitty on me way babe lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`ll have a jar of coffee and a pound of bacon please.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok cash machine and coffee and bacon, i think i got a jumper big enough, u know alfie pram is well usefull ahahah

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"ok cash machine and coffee and bacon, i think i got a jumper big enough, u know alfie pram is well usefull ahahah"

Get Alfie a teddy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok cash machine and coffee and bacon, i think i got a jumper big enough, u know alfie pram is well usefull ahahah"

Hahahah...Dirty dirty trick.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get me the red head that works on the deli counter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops "

hmmmmm in exchange for me having some dinner i will lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops "

Mmmmm i make good fajita`s. Here`s a nice touch...place sliced cheese over the top of the wraps, then put them in oven for a few mins. When the cheese melts, it seals the wrap. Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

hmmmmm in exchange for me having some dinner i will lol"

been trying to show my other half the woman who i have told is funny, however she is hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

hmmmmm in exchange for me having some dinner i will lol"

Our son and his girlfriend are coming to eat with us but I will do extra and get some in the post to you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

Mmmmm i make good fajita`s. Here`s a nice touch...place sliced cheese over the top of the wraps, then put them in oven for a few mins. When the cheese melts, it seals the wrap. Lovely "

mmmmmmmmmm sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

hmmmmm in exchange for me having some dinner i will lol

Our son and his girlfriend are coming to eat with us but I will do extra and get some in the post to you "

is ya son good looking? send him with it too thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

Mmmmm i make good fajita`s. Here`s a nice touch...place sliced cheese over the top of the wraps, then put them in oven for a few mins. When the cheese melts, it seals the wrap. Lovely "

mine is better

eat them up in one bite then fuck while u have a mouth full and just before you gonna make ya bird cum spit it up her noo noo hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

hmmmmm in exchange for me having some dinner i will lol

Our son and his girlfriend are coming to eat with us but I will do extra and get some in the post to you

is ya son good looking? send him with it too thanks lol"

Thats why you are not getting an invite, not sure my son could handle you, certain he would like to try but not sure he could cope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" mine is better

eat them up in one bite then fuck while u have a mouth full and just before you gonna make ya bird cum spit it up her noo noo hahahah"

Just thrown up over keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" mine is better

eat them up in one bite then fuck while u have a mouth full and just before you gonna make ya bird cum spit it up her noo noo hahahah

Just thrown up over keyboard "

its hard to get ya tongue in between the keys to get the bits back out aint it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

Mmmmm i make good fajita`s. Here`s a nice touch...place sliced cheese over the top of the wraps, then put them in oven for a few mins. When the cheese melts, it seals the wrap. Lovely mine is better

eat them up in one bite then fuck while u have a mouth full and just before you gonna make ya bird cum spit it up her noo noo hahahah"

Your right, that way sounds way better. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" mine is better

eat them up in one bite then fuck while u have a mouth full and just before you gonna make ya bird cum spit it up her noo noo hahahah

Just thrown up over keyboard "

hmmm now ya talking, sick sex thats well kinky i love the little bits of carrots that stick on me boobs after my sex pot has been sick all over me while i have a finger up his shitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

hmmmmm in exchange for me having some dinner i will lol

Our son and his girlfriend are coming to eat with us but I will do extra and get some in the post to you

is ya son good looking? send him with it too thanks lol

Thats why you are not getting an invite, not sure my son could handle you, certain he would like to try but not sure he could cope "

it would be fun trying u know, just give me his number i sort it out, want some grandkids? i am in season lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you get me a large pot of natural yogurt, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, some red and green peppers, 1 red chili and a jar of medium salsa.

Making fajita's tonite and it will save me popping out to the shops

hmmmmm in exchange for me having some dinner i will lol

Our son and his girlfriend are coming to eat with us but I will do extra and get some in the post to you

is ya son good looking? send him with it too thanks lol

Thats why you are not getting an invite, not sure my son could handle you, certain he would like to try but not sure he could cope

it would be fun trying u know, just give me his number i sort it out, want some grandkids? i am in season lol"

could i share him, as i have me skoolie skirt on at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" mine is better

eat them up in one bite then fuck while u have a mouth full and just before you gonna make ya bird cum spit it up her noo noo hahahah

Just thrown up over keyboard

hmmm now ya talking, sick sex thats well kinky i love the little bits of carrots that stick on me boobs after my sex pot has been sick all over me while i have a finger up his shitter"

Mmmm finger up the shitter! Now thats something i`d be willing to partake in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" mine is better

eat them up in one bite then fuck while u have a mouth full and just before you gonna make ya bird cum spit it up her noo noo hahahah

Just thrown up over keyboard

hmmm now ya talking, sick sex thats well kinky i love the little bits of carrots that stick on me boobs after my sex pot has been sick all over me while i have a finger up his shitter

Mmmm finger up the shitter! Now thats something i`d be willing to partake in... "

ave just viewed you in extra large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol"

hey kittie kat, did ya notice his skiddies say calvin klein and not matalan, perhaps u shud ave robbed him some asda ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

hey kittie kat, did ya notice his skiddies say calvin klein and not matalan, perhaps u shud ave robbed him some asda ones"

2 on to 1 ay. thats i can handle it.

It`d have be George boxer`s from asda, but not a good thing to get caught robbing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

try having peas up ya minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"try having peas up ya minge"

i did and got fooking chillblains....u wana birdseye...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

hey kittie kat, did ya notice his skiddies say calvin klein and not matalan, perhaps u shud ave robbed him some asda ones

2 on to 1 ay. thats i can handle it.

It`d have be George boxer`s from asda, but not a good thing to get caught robbing. "

only if ya think ya ard enuf...pussy and kitty kat were 2 ard birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol"

If you can get your head up there, be my guest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that be no trouble from me

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over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

If you can get your head up there, be my guest! "

easey peasey....just give us both a chance to get these peas out of our minges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

If you can get your head up there, be my guest!

easey peasey....just give us both a chance to get these peas out of our minges"

If you think that burns, try rubbing tiger balm over your knob. Its a tear jerker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

If you can get your head up there, be my guest!

easey peasey....just give us both a chance to get these peas out of our minges

If you think that burns, try rubbing tiger balm over your knob. Its a tear jerker! "

u think thats bad wait till u get me shit in ya eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

If you can get your head up there, be my guest!

easey peasey....just give us both a chance to get these peas out of our minges

If you think that burns, try rubbing tiger balm over your knob. Its a tear jerker! "

how do u know i have a knob, does it show in the pictures??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushy peas and mash for tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mushy peas and mash for tea! "

fart the peas out me arse one at a time tho...ping ping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

If you can get your head up there, be my guest!

easey peasey....just give us both a chance to get these peas out of our minges

If you think that burns, try rubbing tiger balm over your knob. Its a tear jerker!

how do u know i have a knob, does it show in the pictures??"

I just see a fine figure of a women there Jan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

If you can get your head up there, be my guest!

easey peasey....just give us both a chance to get these peas out of our minges

If you think that burns, try rubbing tiger balm over your knob. Its a tear jerker!

how do u know i have a knob, does it show in the pictures??

I just see a fine figure of a women there Jan "

princess gash to u hun....thats the name i was christened with...jan is my porn star name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh u, u been blimping my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just seen ya arse pic, i am sure i can get me head up there chunky butt,,,,

hahah sorry joking could not stop myself lol

If you can get your head up there, be my guest!

easey peasey....just give us both a chance to get these peas out of our minges

If you think that burns, try rubbing tiger balm over your knob. Its a tear jerker!

u think thats bad wait till u get me shit in ya eyes"

Make sure you`ve benn eating chilli`s then, all the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh u, u been blimping my pics"

Just been checking out view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh u, u been blimping my pics

Just been checking out view "

which one did ya view??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh u, u been blimping my pics

Just been checking out view

which one did ya view??"

The one with you sitting on the worktop with leg over the sink. Could just imagine myself in that kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh u, u been blimping my pics

Just been checking out view

which one did ya view??

The one with you sitting on the worktop with leg over the sink. Could just imagine myself in that kitchen! "

what cooking me dinner ya mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh u, u been blimping my pics

Just been checking out view

which one did ya view??

The one with you sitting on the worktop with leg over the sink. Could just imagine myself in that kitchen!

what cooking me dinner ya mean"

If you tasted my cooking, you`d do anything in return!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh u, u been blimping my pics

Just been checking out view

which one did ya view??

The one with you sitting on the worktop with leg over the sink. Could just imagine myself in that kitchen!

what cooking me dinner ya mean

If you tasted my cooking, you`d do anything in return!"

its not yer cooking i had in mind to taste

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh u, u been blimping my pics

Just been checking out view

which one did ya view??

The one with you sitting on the worktop with leg over the sink. Could just imagine myself in that kitchen!

what cooking me dinner ya mean

If you tasted my cooking, you`d do anything in return!

its not yer cooking i had in mind to taste"

Thats gud cause i have something else for you to taste, and the you taste it the more you`ll receive

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