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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

There were a few mistakes so i edited them out

Woman Teaching Classes for men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Sun,May30, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 4 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1

Tumble dryer , line in Summer - How to dry washing

Step by Step, Practical demonstrations,pegs provided.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2

Cleaning the sink after having.Due to the difficulty of this class only men who have completed the level one putting the toilet seat down are allowed to enroll.

Meets 12 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a fit woman 20 years younger than your wife without commenting?

Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a cotton bud and the closet thing to hand when cleaning ears.

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Food...does it need to be stored in the fridge to prevent spoilage.

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

Class 6

How to remember the visit to friends we arranged 4 weeks ago.

Advanced class only. Participants must have passed the how to remember your mother is visiting tomorrow class.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Can a Bath be rinsed out after football/rugby training?

Open Forum ..

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--We have an NHS dont moan at me for 3 weeks that you are ill - USE IT!

Three night s; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Why women need to remember things.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

How to drive without picking your nose

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Why we need to eat fruit and veg other than on kebabs

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself for YOUR families birthday and Xmas presents ,and not phone your partner in a panic when she has already bought and wrapped them...again

Meets 14 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

x HSM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh bitchy bitchy

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na i shall just have a pint and watch football

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ohhh I think it is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have already passed this course

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham

i see the ladies approve

As for the bitchy comment...i only edited an earlier thread.

Private, so many reasons

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i see the ladies approve

As for the bitchy comment...i only edited an earlier thread.

Private, so many reasons "

lovin it.

i'll let you into a secret,night classes are not needed.

guys already know all this stuff.

we just dont let on,

so females can feel useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i see if a woman posts something like this its ok.

but when a man does it he is a pig!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"i see the ladies approve

As for the bitchy comment...i only edited an earlier thread.

Private, so many reasons

lovin it.

i'll let you into a secret,night classes are not needed.

guys already know all this stuff.

we just dont let on,

so females can feel useful. "

bugger,you mean kev actually knows how to use the washing machine

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"oh i see if a woman posts something like this its ok.

but when a man does it he is a pig! "

a man did post this, i just made it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i see if a woman posts something like this its ok.

but when a man does it he is a pig!

a man did post this, i just made it better "

never satisfied.typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

bugger,you mean kev actually knows how to use the washing machine "

thats easy.

bend her over, part her legs slightly, slip inside her and bang away until you've had your fill.

or she's been filled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i just add you should never put a cotton bud in the ear - even says so on the packaging - nothing smaller than ya elbow in your ear!! so think that week should be scrapped on health and safety grounds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this post pmsl!

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"can i just add you should never put a cotton bud in the ear - even says so on the packaging - nothing smaller than ya elbow in your ear!! so think that week should be scrapped on health and safety grounds! "

Good point, but its still better than car keys! *shudders*

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By *emima_puddlefuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

hexham


"I love this post pmsl! "

Ty

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