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"On fab" At the townhouse! He showed me his etchings! ![]() | |||
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"In a Chinese whorehouse - she was the madam " Burning man when his pants caught fire ![]() | |||
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"In a Chinese whorehouse - she was the madam Burning man when his pants caught fire ![]() On the train...going to hogwarts ![]() ![]() | |||
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"At a cash and carry car park " So it was you who sucked me off in the Aldi car park ![]() | |||
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"At a cash and carry car park So it was you who sucked me off in the Aldi car park ![]() When I was poorly | |||
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"At a cash and carry car park So it was you who sucked me off in the Aldi car park ![]() *Flings handbag over shoulder and makes a dash for the exit* | |||
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"In belmarsh" i met dath in the veg section of Waitrose.. both eyeing up cucumbers ![]() | |||
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"In belmarsh i met dath in the veg section of Waitrose.. both eyeing up cucumbers ![]() On a ship travelling from Peru She was a stowaway | |||
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"In belmarsh i met dath in the veg section of Waitrose.. both eyeing up cucumbers ![]() But you walked off with an aubergine ![]() | |||
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"In belmarsh i met dath in the veg section of Waitrose.. both eyeing up cucumbers ![]() ![]() Artists Lane after midnight ![]() | |||
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"In an igloo on th north circular road ![]() In a lap dancers club He give me a great dance ![]() | |||
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"When I was visiting Uranus" When I asked you what colour the sky was on your planet ![]() | |||
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"When I was visiting Uranus When I asked you what colour the sky was on your planet ![]() Whilst counting penguins in Katmandu ![]() | |||
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"In an igloo on th north circular road ![]() ![]() At the same club! I gave him and Taff a bj at the same time! X | |||
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"On the good ship Venus" My Godvypu should have seen us... | |||
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"When I was visiting Uranus When I asked you what colour the sky was on your planet ![]() ![]() I never ducked that penguin ![]() | |||
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"In an igloo on th north circular road ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"On the good ship Venus" met him on his wedding day.. i was the vicar ![]() | |||
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"When I was visiting Uranus When I asked you what colour the sky was on your planet ![]() ![]() ![]() He was one quick penguin ![]() | |||
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"Too fast! ![]() But you said you liked it like that over the Lidl freezers ![]() | |||
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"When I was visiting Uranus When I asked you what colour the sky was on your planet ![]() ![]() ![]() I seem to remember it been at the World Planking Championships. Unfortunately he was disqualified for undressing before his attempt. Fortunately that meant I won ![]() | |||
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"I seem to remember it been at the World Planking Championships. Unfortunately he was disqualified for undressing before his attempt. Fortunately that meant I won ![]() In A&E after he crushed his balls with a big weight thingy | |||
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"You were the one who last left the pile of humans on my bed the morning after ![]() You promised not to tell ![]() | |||
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"The Ritz, she made such a commotion during afternoon tea ![]() You started it ![]() | |||
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"in the launderette ..washing her dirty laundry ![]() Fighting for the last bottle of quirky bird in the wine Isle of a supermarket | |||
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"in the launderette ..washing her dirty laundry ![]() I was eating sushi of her naked body in a Japanese restaurant | |||
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"Shooting peasants one afternoon with the bishop " In church as he was stroking the bishop | |||
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"I seem to remember it been at the World Planking Championships. Unfortunately he was disqualified for undressing before his attempt. Fortunately that meant I won ![]() It's come close a few times... | |||
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"Shooting peasants one afternoon with the bishop In church as he was stroking the bishop " I was his roadie when he was the drummer in Hanson | |||
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"Didn't. On my "to do" list..." On the.bridge at midnight, throwing snowballs at the moon... | |||
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"Licking my assss!!! Bitch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Suck my balls ![]() | |||
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"Licking my assss!!! Bitch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So you're the sort of fella they were talking about in the other thread... | |||
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"Licking my assss!!! Bitch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wot thread? | |||
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"Licking my assss!!! Bitch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't bend down when DJs around Or you might get his penis up your arse ![]() | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty .... | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() By the way my family is from Westmeath ![]() | |||
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"In the ruins of a Maya city in the jungles of Guatemala with just Lara Croft for company ![]() In Antarctica! We desperately wanted to shag but when I tried to give you a bj your cock froze and broke off in my mouth! True story! | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() You must call.into me next time For your eyes only.another in my bed 10 mins ![]() | |||
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"In the ruins of a Maya city in the jungles of Guatemala with just Lara Croft for company ![]() (drowning in a pool of his own tears) | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess ![]() | |||
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"Licking my assss!!! Bitch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/590397 | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can we make it all three in mine. I need to address my bucket list before I turn back onto a frog ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Licking my assss!!! Bitch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah well, I leave the verdict to your judgement and discretion ![]() | |||
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"In his my own head. Frequently. Can't get rid of the fucker." Sat in the next chair as a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ![]() | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm a great stalker. Ask Lib! | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() At my local police station! She's a notorious Lib Stalker - I was the arresting officer! | |||
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"In the library. They were looking for books on How to cure gonorrhea with herbal remedies. " She was my governess. Instructed me in ancient and modern languages, the sciences and the arts of love. | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So it's a stalking competition you want is it ![]() | |||
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"In the subsequent line up. I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE GLASS, BITCH!!!!" In a a nice way... we an still be together, right? | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things ![]() | |||
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"In the subsequent line up. I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE GLASS, BITCH!!!! In a a nice way... we an still be together, right? " DJ at a fab tea party ![]() | |||
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"In the library. They were looking for books on How to cure gonorrhea with herbal remedies. She was my governess. Instructed me in ancient and modern languages, the sciences and the arts of love. " You learn well, my little man | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This doesn't look good does it. | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips ![]() | |||
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"This doesn't look good does it. " I don't know. Surely it's a matter of context ![]() | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream... ![]() | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() ![]() Walkie talkies at the ready. | |||
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"On the 36 bus to Peckham" Hand job, top deck, back seat. | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() ![]() Or two empty soup tins and a long piece of string... | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill ![]() | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() ![]() It would have to be a bloody long piece of string. | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy ![]() | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() ![]() Ah, but you don't know where I am now ![]() | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() ![]() ![]() In a town called malice | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can imagine. Used to brew home brew in the airing cupboard and it was bauffing at times ![]() | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() ![]() ![]() You're 50 miles as the crow flies. | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hated going shopping with my mum on brewing days. | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() ![]() ![]() Bugger, I forgot to change my fab location. You lulled me with forum discussion to induce a stalker 101 error ![]() | |||
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Too slow.n | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I nearly worked there ;-o ![]() | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You would have been out of a job by the 90s | |||
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"In the Fuhrerbunker, Berlin, 1945..." The Hat Shop in Oxford street | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd set up my own business by then ![]() | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Brewing beer? | |||
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"My bed in 10 mins ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope selling dodgy snake oil | |||
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"I invited her into my car to cum and see my puppies" You came to play with my puppies in my car | |||
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"In jail, after you got arrested for trying to sell puppies illegally. " Met him in the showers, while he is doing time in jail, for buying some puppies. How he ended up in a body bag I don't know ![]() | |||
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"In belmarsh i met dath in the veg section of Waitrose.. both eyeing up cucumbers ![]() ![]() ![]() You're the stalker!!! Bonus points for which property | |||
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"Met all of the above posters at work!!! I'm the receptionist for the travelling GUM clinic ![]() ![]() She was working the hire wire act in Billy Smarts circus. Never wore any knickers... | |||
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